ThaPiMp4LyFe420: yo bryan
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: sup
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: lol, jk all the way!
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: hey thur
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: bryan?
J aCkAs Skid: yeah, this is bryan. what's up?
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: not much, you?
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: do you know who i be?
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i am luke
J aCkAs Skid: Hi luke. where'd we meet again? I forgot
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: im jus talkin to tha chik apple sniffer...she gettin
annoy'd of me:-(
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: oh
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: you're my neighbor silly
J aCkAs Skid: oh yeah, my bad
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: jeeze, r u talking to apple sniffer?
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: she block'd me
J aCkAs Skid: what's her screen name again? she might have blocked me,
too
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: apple sniffer
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: lol
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: brb
J aCkAs Skid: k
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: yo im back
J aCkAs Skid: cool
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: yeah it is....
J aCkAs Skid: so luke, what have you been up to?
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: can u see if biancas online?
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: nuttin
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i jus got back from playin b-ball w/my homies
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: what bout u?
J aCkAs Skid: just got done playing croquet with some fellows at the
country club
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: oh
J aCkAs Skid: so, if you and I got in a fight, who do you think would win?
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: u
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: jk
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: me i could kick yo your ass
J aCkAs Skid: oh yeah, pussy? 20 bucks says I could kick your ass until
you're crying and bleeding everywhere
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: no, yo i could get out my machette and cut ya silly
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: !!!
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: bizzzzatch
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: yo im so fuckin' pissed
J aCkAs Skid: nah, you'd probably just pull out a training bra and try it on
while I make you sob like the little bitch you are
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: no that would be you!
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: nah me
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: what the fuck is your problem?!
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: im gunna beat yo
J aCkAs Skid: I'd break both of your legs and then make you dance while I
pee on you
J aCkAs Skid: and you couldn't do anything because both of your legs
would be broken. and then I'd only give you one crutch so you couldn't walk
that well
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i would lay there with my mouth open
J aCkAs Skid: and I'd still be peeing on you
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: your pee is the best man
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: you always drink the best drinks
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: no yo...
J aCkAs Skid: yes, because what I drink affects the taste of my pee
J aCkAs Skid: anyway, back to me kicking your ass
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: in ur dreams u culd beet muh azz
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: u fuckin gay
J aCkAs Skid: oh, I'd beet yuh azz so hard you'd start using proper english
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i do use poper englich
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: u da 1 dat duznt
J aCkAs Skid: I'd snap both of your ankles and you'd be on the ground
crying and bleeding and peeing and you'd say "pip pip, cheerio, I do think my
bottom is thoroughly kicked now. I apologize for being such a piece of shit,
old chap"
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: wut kinda wurd is "you'd?!"
J aCkAs Skid: and then I'd kick your ass for being british
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: yo i aint british
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: fuck british peeps
J aCkAs Skid: you would be after I kicked your ass
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: nah
J aCkAs Skid: at least you might appear that way after I boot your teeth in
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: becuz u wuldnt kick muh a$$
J aCkAs Skid: and knock some grammer into you
J aCkAs Skid: I see you are quite blinging with your dollar sign butt
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: wut the funk iz wrong wit muh gramma
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: hell ya
J aCkAs Skid: she's a fat whore
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: bling bling
J aCkAs Skid: wait, your grammar or your grandma?
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: my gramma yo
J aCkAs Skid: ...
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: gramma!
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: !
J aCkAs Skid: whether it's your word choice or an old person, I'm sure it
sucks me off
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: cant u reed?!
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: yo u need to fuckin chill b4 i slap ya silly like i did
uncle billy yo
J aCkAs Skid: U need 2 B dope B4 I 56 your 8p0
J aCkAs Skid: motherfucker
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: godoooyy!
J aCkAs Skid: and you know you won't do a damn thing to me because
you're too fat to walk over to my house and do something
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: yo
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: shut the funk ^
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: you da fat 1
J aCkAs Skid: it sounds like someone here's trying to get out of a fight
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: actully your mom iz
J aCkAs Skid: because they know they'd just end up bleeding and lactating
everywhere
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i would no;-)
J aCkAs Skid: I will kick milk sacs into your chest, motherfucker
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: mm milk
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: ur mom
J aCkAs Skid: don't you start eating, tubby, it's time for a fight
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: aight
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: cum on ova hea
J aCkAs Skid: why don't you sign your chunky ass offline and walk over to
my house?
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: nah
J aCkAs Skid: no, monkey tits, you walk to my house. you need the
exercise
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: ighht
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: im cummin
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: FUCK YOU!
J aCkAs Skid: you better not be a pussy and not come over
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i am over!
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: freak
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: u rnt even home!
J aCkAs Skid: and now you're lying just to get out of an ass whuppin'
J aCkAs Skid: I am, too!
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i jus lookd
J aCkAs Skid: no you didn't! you probably just ate a brownie
J aCkAs Skid: and farted
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: actually i ate...sum pizza and luked out muh
windo
J aCkAs Skid: yeah, and windows can lie, buddy, so walk on over to my
house
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: you pussy dyke bitch
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: u aint home!
J aCkAs Skid: I'll tell you what, grandpa jones. If you knock on my door
and I don't come out I give you my full permission to vandalize my house
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: ighht
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: talk to muh sista while i go talk
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i men
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: walk
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: to yo hous
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: to beat ya ass
J aCkAs Skid: yeah, you better walk, dick samurai
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: ighht
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: hey, this is his sister...
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: now im going to tell you this only once...
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: you should beat the crap out of him.
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i cant stand him..he is a fucking ass hole.
J aCkAs Skid: yeah, he's as good as dead
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: and you are 17, so you can kick his ass bryan,
you can.
J aCkAs Skid: I will what I can do break his legs
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: he is only 13...and i hope you seriously fucking
beat him up. he is so stupid.
J aCkAs Skid: I have a shovel in my garage
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: he thinks he is ghetto.
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: he isnt...
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: he is fucking white.
J aCkAs Skid: and I've been planning on hurting him really badly ever since
he caught me touching myself in my back yard
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: hahaha
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: bryan, you always have cracked me up:-*
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: cant wait for tomorrow!
J aCkAs Skid: we should go on a date some time
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: lol yeah
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: we are tomorrow:-P
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: remember?
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: :-)
J aCkAs Skid: yeah, well, we should go on another date
J aCkAs Skid: and maybe one after that
J aCkAs Skid: baby
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: so how is your band going?
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: is my stupid brother there yet?
J aCkAs Skid: My band sucks and I'll be the first one to admit it.
J aCkAs Skid: your stupid brother should be here any minute
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: yeah...
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i don't know why he isn't yet.
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: knowing him...he probably stopped to get some
chicken.
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: look at his stupid sn..is dumber than mine.
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: "lonely warts"
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: he tries to talk to my best friend, shes so
cool..bianca
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: "apple sniffer"
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: he has a crush on her.
J aCkAs Skid: obviously. earlier he told me how he does dirty things to
himself while thinking about her
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: :-\
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: thats horrible!
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: well bryan...i must be going.
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i hear my brother coming up the stairs.
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: he shakes the house.
J aCkAs Skid: he's fat
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: obviously he was too scared to go over there.
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: he probably got chicken
J aCkAs Skid: yeah, because he's a little lady
J aCkAs Skid: he probably got herpes
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: mmhmm yes he is.
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: haha probably...
J aCkAs Skid: I don't even know how that's possible, but it most likely
happened
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: it did..
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i bet.
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: him and his dirtbag girlfriend that is like 40, don't
know where she has been:-\
J aCkAs Skid: so is that giant vagina back?
J aCkAs Skid: (I'm talking about your brother, not your crotch)
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: not yet...he went into the kitchen:-P
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: oh here he is...
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: talk to you later.
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: see you soon:-*
J aCkAs Skid: yes, coffee breasts
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: yo im fuckin back and your pussy ass didnt fuckin
show up!
J aCkAs Skid: your butt lovin' hunk of scrotum hairs didn't even come to
my house!
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: yes i fuckin did!
J aCkAs Skid: no you didn't!
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: too bad i did!
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i hope you fuckin choke and die!
J aCkAs Skid: I bet you just went into your basement and played with your
pee pee while thinking of Bianca
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: WHAT?!
J aCkAs Skid: speaking of which, she hates you
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: omg
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: she fuckin blocked me
J aCkAs Skid: I talked to her the other day and she was like "Oh man,
Luke is a pile of crap"
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: oh my fuck
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: go see if she is on fo me
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: show meda convo!
J aCkAs Skid: and then she said "I blocked him because he obviously loves
to play with himself too much to ever be a good lover to anybody but his dirty
40 year old girlfriend"
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: what?!
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: go fuckin show me the conv
J aCkAs Skid: yeah, man, she totally said that
J aCkAs Skid: I didn't save the convo. what kind of loser saves convos?
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i wana c it
J aCkAs Skid: you must be a loser
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: make her say it again!
J aCkAs Skid: a big fat loser with too many nipples
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: IM her and make her unblock me
J aCkAs Skid: no, because after she said how much you suck she ended it
with "I never want to talk about that loser again. because he likes butts too
much"
J aCkAs Skid: it's true, man. your butt fetish has gone on long enough
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: just try to
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: please
J aCkAs Skid: after you were too scared to fight me? hell no, pickle anus
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i will tell my sister not to go on a date with you
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: you r fuckin scared to IM her
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: pussy bitch
J aCkAs Skid: your sister won't listen to you because you'll have too many
foods in your mouth. I won't even say what the foods are. they're just really
foodlike and they're in your mouth. because you're fat and, like I said before,
you have too many nipples
J aCkAs Skid: just nipples all over you. it's a friggin' nipple picnic
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i told u u were sacred to im her
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: scurred*
J aCkAs Skid: you were closer the first time
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: u r scured
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: don lie
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: jus im her please
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: !@!!!
J aCkAs Skid: and man, when I go on a date with your sister I'm going to
be so nice to her. I'll be like "yo, baby, let me hold the door open for you"
and then when she goes through the door I'll look at her butt.
J aCkAs Skid: no, man, you suck too much
J aCkAs Skid: and I'm sick of you liking butts all the time
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: ohhh im gunna tell her u r gunna look @ her butt
J aCkAs Skid: and I'll tell her how you jack off to thoughts of Bianca in
your basement
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: noooo
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: bianca is jus muh frien
J aCkAs Skid: will it be worth it that much, buddy?
J aCkAs Skid: your sister will know that I do the obvious and because of
that I'll be forced to tell her why you're in the basement so much
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i dun like bianca becuz her & muh sista listen to
pussy ass music and go to pussy ass punk shows...raps da best yo.
J aCkAs Skid: yes, it's transformed you into a slang-using hipster bobcat
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: they r fuckin "emo grils" i hope they fucking die
J aCkAs Skid: my band could write a better rap than you ever could
J aCkAs Skid: emo girls are great for poonin'
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: yo ur band iz rap?
J aCkAs Skid: we could make it rap if we wanted to. hell, if I wanted to I
could write a song called "Luke sucks" right now
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: oh shit
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: dats off da hook
J aCkAs Skid: and then we'd perform it and everybody would think you
suck like the song says
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: nah
J aCkAs Skid: and then you wouldn't have any friends and you'd just sit
around and play with your many nipples
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i got lotz of friens in muh gang
J aCkAs Skid: your gang is a bunch of nancies
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: yo u dun know muh firnds
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: u jus hav seen dem
J aCkAs Skid: every single one of them sucks. in fact, I think I'll write a
rap called "Luke's gang sucks"
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: y da fuck do u lyke my sister..?!
J aCkAs Skid: and then we'll perform it and your gang won't have any
friends because the song will make them hate each other and then you'll have
to play with your nipples again
J aCkAs Skid: she has a tight ass
J aCkAs Skid: it's so gentle and soft, like that bear in the laundry detergent
commercial
J aCkAs Skid: I just want to snuggle with it
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: ew i dun look
J aCkAs Skid: yeah you do. she told me about that time where she saw
you watching her in the shower
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: oh shit
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i tught it was bianca in thur
J aCkAs Skid: and I don't blame you, man. with an ass that snuggably soft
I'd have to watch, too
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: nuh
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i thought dat bianca waz in thur
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: but it wasznt
J aCkAs Skid: that was your sister with her sultry craphole rubbin' soap all
over
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i dint men 2 luk @ her
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i ran out as son az i saw her ugly faze
J aCkAs Skid: ugly? man, that face is like a beautiful rose. I just want to
rip its petals off and have sex with it
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: advil
J aCkAs Skid: tylenol?
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: ib profin
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: no shit...
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: this computer yo
J aCkAs Skid: so yeah, man, after I date your sister for a long time I'm
going to get really dirty with her
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: it looks lyke a pill
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: shit im gunna tell her u said dat
J aCkAs Skid: you ever hear of a sex move called the Manhattan
Limpfuck?
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: oh shit no
J aCkAs Skid: it's where you take the bitch and gently lay her down on the
bed so she's layin' on her stomach. then you take a hammer and bust her
back
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: oh shit
J aCkAs Skid: and while she's all limp from her broken back you get it on,
cripple style
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: shit
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i gotta try dat on my gf
J aCkAs Skid: but it's the Manhattan Limpfuck so you have to do it in a
subway
J aCkAs Skid: which is convenient, because I have an exact replica in my
room
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: oh shit
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: im gunna try dat on my gf
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: she mature
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: she ven has a sun
J aCkAs Skid: your girlfriend is an old woman and there's no way you
could pick her wrinkled ass up and put her on a bed
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: oh shit yeh im fuckin strong
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: ive neva met her do
J aCkAs Skid: then how come you didn't beat me up a little while ago?
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: tho
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: u wetnt home
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: im gunna meet her soon
J aCkAs Skid: I was home the whole time and you never even came over!
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: in lyke 2 years
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: oh fuck ya i did
J aCkAs Skid: prove it
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i even skipped lunch to kick yo fuckin ass
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: an i only ate 13 things toda
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: yo fuckin stupi
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: d
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: u can even type
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: fuckin gramma problem
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: u fuckin pussy dun even im me back
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: who da fuck r u?!
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: oh shit u r gunna be blocked
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: by bitch ass lair
J aCkAs Skid: I'm sorry, Luke, I left. I guess I have having sex with your
sister
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: shit
J aCkAs Skid: you're the lair here, my friend
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: bianca said u rnt bryan
J aCkAs Skid: bianca knows nothing
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: oh
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: do you even no my sisters name?! you keep
saying "your sister" her name is michelle asshole
J aCkAs Skid: I know her name is Michelle, you testicle
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: ouuuch
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: that relly hurt muh feelings
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i need a bandaid
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: fuck you!
J aCkAs Skid: not as much as I'll hurt your face after I break a leg off a dog
and a beat you with it
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: binca blocked me becuz of u
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: she imed me saying "you pig" and then "you're
blocked!"
J aCkAs Skid: because you like butts too much, like I said
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: oh
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: fuck...
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: im still gonna kick yo ass
J aCkAs Skid: bring it, ladywood
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: im gunna throw eggs at yo car
J aCkAs Skid: I bet you 50 bucks you don't have the scrotum the do it
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i bet im going to right now
J aCkAs Skid: throw some eggs at my car, rosie
J aCkAs Skid: I dare you
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: im gunna
J aCkAs Skid: fine, do it
J aCkAs Skid: take pictures of it
J aCkAs Skid: to prove it to me
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: yo car isnt der
J aCkAs Skid: I think you're just blind
J aCkAs Skid: and you can't find it
J aCkAs Skid: then why not just throw eggs at my house? if I don't come
out there and fight you then by all means, keep throwing eggs
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: im gunna
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: but i dont want to waste perfectly good eggs on
yo houze
J aCkAs Skid: no you won't, Luke. I know you're too much of a pussy to
do that
J aCkAs Skid: I think you just want to eat the eggs. and then poop them
out and have sex with them
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: oh
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: no you fuckin do that
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: thats how u thunk it the fuck up
J aCkAs Skid: you're the one that doesn't want to waste eggs, egg poop
fucker
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: well at least im not a retard
J aCkAs Skid: you couldn't find my car when it's obviously in the driveway
J aCkAs Skid: I'm pretty sure you're the retard here. the fat retard
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i am
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: you fucking ass hole
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i hope you fucking fall in a hole
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: and die
J aCkAs Skid: oh, it looks like I've angered you and your massive
collection of nipples
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: you fuckin did
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: im fuckin pissed off
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: im gunna get my gang up on yo ass
J aCkAs Skid: your gang is a bunch of little kids with swearing problems
and bandanas
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: no they are fucking tough
J aCkAs Skid: I don't care who tough is and why they're fucking him.
they're a bunch of toddlers for all I care
J aCkAs Skid: listen, I know you're just making crap up about your "gang."
You said you'd throw eggs at my house and you didn't even do that
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: you have fucking problems i cant wait to go down
there and kick your fucking assholic ass. im going to get some guns
up on you
J aCkAs Skid: you're full of shit, my friend. and if that shit came from eggs
you'd have sex with it
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: just wait until i go to school and put a bomb threat
up on yo ass and fuckin kill yo family
J aCkAs Skid: I know just as well as you do that you'll just sit at home and
swear on the internet about the whole thing
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: no im never on the fuckin computer
J aCkAs Skid: then where are you now, little man?
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i dont like fuckin eggs
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: eggs are shit
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i am on my fuckin computer
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: retard
J aCkAs Skid: then you are on the fuckin computer
J aCkAs Skid: and you are once again talking about of your crapper hole
J aCkAs Skid: and out of your crapper hole, too
J aCkAs Skid: your crapper hole's a busy guy
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: you are the one always bein so mean to me
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: im crying
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i hate my life
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: im going to shoot myself
J aCkAs Skid: don't give me that crap. you're living la vida thug and you're
happy with it
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i hate you fucking asshole
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: dont make me kick ur ass
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: im 30 times bigger then you
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i hope you die
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i hate you because you dont like rap
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: and i hate you because you skate
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: skaters need to die
J aCkAs Skid: then fine. I'll get all of my skater friends together and you
can get all of your chess club friends together and we'll rumble
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: chess is fucking asshole
J aCkAs Skid: that'd make a neat bumper sticker
J aCkAs Skid: it's so mysterious
J aCkAs Skid: "Chess is fucking asshole."
J aCkAs Skid: what could that possibly mean?
J aCkAs Skid: hell, we'll put that phrase up with a picture of a slot machine
J aCkAs Skid: for no apparent reason
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: it means you dont know yo gramma!
J aCkAs Skid: I know her really well. In fact, she's the nicest old lady in
the world. One time, she made a pie. and it was awesome
J aCkAs Skid: so take that, motherfucker. I do know my gramma.
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: no you dun becuz i ment gramma not granma
J aCkAs Skid: so because you spelled it wrong I suddenly don't know my
grandmother? fat chance, cactus jack
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: you cant even fucnking spell asz
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i wis i wernt u
J aCkAs Skid: Luke, normally I'll respond to your stuff and not comment
on your spelling because that's been done too much already, but seriously, I
don't understand a fucking word of that. Please, try typing that again.
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: what?
J aCkAs Skid: fuck you
J aCkAs Skid: that's what
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i said i wis i wernt u
J aCkAs Skid: yes, and I said I didn't understand that
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: no fuck u, i hav ben saying dat to u da whol tim
J aCkAs Skid: for the love of donkeys, please try harder to say stuff better
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: oh shit
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: do u wan 2 c my girlfriend?!
J aCkAs Skid: I've already been to www.goatse.cx , thank you very much
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: oh
J aCkAs Skid: I suggest you go there. It's where boys become men and
men become men with confused looks on their faces
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: damn
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: nuh
J aCkAs Skid: and women become men, too
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: well shit
J aCkAs Skid: your girlfriend is old and far away
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: i got to go..my sista is havin lotz of guys ova and
im gettin out of hea
J aCkAs Skid: and she doesn't love you
J aCkAs Skid: yeah, you get out of thea
ThaPiMp4LyFe420: yes she doez
J aCkAs Skid: tell her I say "nice butt"
J aCkAs Skid: and hit her ass for me
J aCkAs Skid: be gentle, yet firm
J aCkAs Skid: like her ass
J aCkAs Skid: what an idiot
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