TristaToni - Butt TristaToni##: hello J aCkAs Skid: hi there J aCkAs Skid: who's this? TristaToni##: i dont know TristaToni##: whos this J aCkAs Skid: I guess I'm equally oblivious TristaToni##: did amy tell you we realyneed to talk to u J aCkAs Skid: not yet. why do you need to talk to me? TristaToni##: i cant tell u without her she will be so mad J aCkAs Skid: why would she be mad? TristaToni##: cause she made me promise TristaToni##: but its realy impotant J aCkAs Skid: why don't you just tell me? I won't mind J aCkAs Skid: I can keep a secret TristaToni##: but then she will get mad at me TristaToni##: im gona call her hang on J aCkAs Skid: k TristaToni##: i talked to her and she said we will have to tell u lata J aCkAs Skid: well she's a bitch and I hate her TristaToni##: all i can say is its about jeff ice J aCkAs Skid: what about that sucka jeff ice? TristaToni##: i cant tell yet TristaToni##: did you mean wat you said about her J aCkAs Skid: only because that filthy hoe won't let you talk J aCkAs Skid: are you going to let her run your life? J aCkAs Skid: is she your daddy? J aCkAs Skid: does she make you lunch and have sex with your mom? J aCkAs Skid: where's her suit and tie? does she work in a law firm and get extensive health care benefits? TristaToni##: well she told me i could tell u TristaToni##: hello J aCkAs Skid: then tell me before amy tucks you into bed TristaToni##: why do u keep sayin stuff J aCkAs Skid: because I don't like you girls anymore. you're all too stupid for me TristaToni##: so you never liked her in the first place is that wat your tryin to tell me J aCkAs Skid: well, I liked the way she looked. She had a really fun butt. J aCkAs Skid: in fact, I'm pretty sure that butt is still a barrel of enjoyment J aCkAs Skid: kudos to her on that butt TristaToni##: wat about a friend J aCkAs Skid: a what? nah. TristaToni##: do u want me to tell her this J aCkAs Skid: yeah, and then tell me what she says TristaToni##: so you were using her then J aCkAs Skid: like a fiddle J aCkAs Skid: wait, no, I played her like a fiddle. I used her like tampon J aCkAs Skid: I stuck her in my vagina, bloodied her up, and then threw her into a toilet TristaToni##: thats nice J aCkAs Skid: not as nice as her poonin' TristaToni##: wat made you like hate her J aCkAs Skid: because suddenly I'm not as important as ice cream TristaToni##: watare u talkin about J aCkAs Skid: I'm talking about her insatiable hunger for chocolatey, nutty caramel-flavored fat TristaToni##: so are you ever gona talk to her J aCkAs Skid: only if her first words to me are "I'm so sorry for farting that one time you were touching me tenderly." Because that really pissed me off J aCkAs Skid: you don't break wind on a guy when he's nibbling that patch of skin above your butt TristaToni##: ok TristaToni##: no would you start talking to her J aCkAs Skid: only if she promised to never fart again. and you may be thinking "that's disgusting and medically impossible." well, sister, I can make surgical magic with some glue, a cork, and some glitter. TristaToni##: ok TristaToni##: thats y your so mad at her TristaToni##: so J aCkAs Skid: yeah, you should have heard it. or smelled it. guah. TristaToni##: and you still want me to tell her this J aCkAs Skid: it was like Satan himself crawled out of her butt and let out a mighty roar. and then he took a dump on my carpet J aCkAs Skid: every word of it. TristaToni##: ok TristaToni##: and you dont care if she gets mad J aCkAs Skid: not at all J aCkAs Skid: she is a piece of meat to me. I plan on warming her up, taking a bite of her, and then chopping her up into little pieces and keeping her in my freezer TristaToni##: any thing else J aCkAs Skid: I think that's it. TristaToni##: ok TristaToni##: all right well i might be there tonight so if i am ill call and tell you wat she said ok J aCkAs Skid: or you can tell me again online J aCkAs Skid: or wait, yeah, call me and then when you talk to me online tell me what I said on the phone TristaToni##: alright are u gona be home J aCkAs Skid: yeah. but remember what I say on the phone so you can tell me online J aCkAs Skid: because I might forget or something J aCkAs Skid: especially remember if I sound confused or angry TristaToni##: ok TristaToni##: so do you hate me to J aCkAs Skid: only your grammar TristaToni##: wat J aCkAs Skid: my point exactly TristaToni##: ok TristaToni##: well ill call u lata TristaToni##: buh-bye J aCkAs Skid: don't rekindle any more hatreds that have been sitting on the campfire of anger for so long TristaToni##: watever that means J aCkAs Skid: my thoughts exactly TristaToni##: sure TristaToni##: i dont know wat your talkin about J aCkAs Skid: listen, lady, you're rubbing together the sticks of animosity, boy scout style. you best watch it, or it's fiery rage time TristaToni##: alrighty then ok TristaToni##: well g2g TristaToni##: buh-bye J aCkAs Skid: remember, call me and report any abnormal behavior I exhibit TristaToni##: ok J aCkAs Skid: stupid, stupid, stupid. 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