Banner Exchange A website where you can read comedy, play games, and make donations. Yes, this site has it all! Featured Site: www.seanbaby.com Why I'm linking to them: This is the man who inspired me to waste my time. I've borrowed a lot of his design concepts and maybe a picture or two. This man is a comic god. Every time I read some of his stuff and then glance over at my unsponsored pile of Geocities bird droppings I start to feel inferior. Probably because in terms of comedy I am inferior. He is the almighty comic deity and I am a woman. A subservient woman who cooks and cleans and makes sandwiches out of my own tampons. I suck that badly compared to this guy. So read his website soon or I'll cry my eyes out while watching the Golden Girls and having my period. Featured Site: www.somethingawful.com Why I'm linking to them: They fucking rock. Something Awful has always been one of the funniest websites on that big smut factory we call the internet. Every page is full of references to obscure concepts and they use that F word you kids seem to like so much. They also update more than I do. Every day they talk about something that's almost always funny and they rip on a terrible website every day. Something Awful is sure to update a lot, while I update every week or two because I suck. So go there now. Yes, now. Stop reading this and go there. You didn't listen to me, fuckhead. You're still reading. Fucking go there, crotch face. Fine, don't. Asshole. Featured Site: www.oocities.org/wlwanarchy2/ Why I'm linking to them: They're from my high school and they got more hatemail than NaziAbortionClinic.com. This'd be because NaziAbortionClinic.com doesn't exist...but if it did I'm sure it'd be really nasty and full of nazis and abortions and clinics and stuff. So go here and see why they got so much hate mail. Featured Site: www.martybeckerman.com Why I'm linking to them: Most teenagers are fuckups. They drink, they smoke, and they have kinky sex. Marty Beckerman does all of that without being worthless. In fact, he's better than you are. Yes, you. He's written a book entitled Death To All Cheerleaders. And what have you done with your teenage years? Smoked a lot of pot and slept in a puddle of someone else's vomit. So check out his site and be amazed by his superior writing skill. Featured Site: www.NedVizzini.com Why I'm linking to them: Ned's going to be famous some day. So famous, in fact, that you won't be able to have a bowel movement without reading about him in your bathroom reading and then wiping yourself with patented Cotton-Soft Ned Vizzini Butt-Wiping PaperTM. Click that link to be carried to a land where being a teenager doesn't have to be that bad. Also, you can all check out the goofy-ass picture of him on the front page and then buy his book. Anyone who decides not to buy his book will be raped by wild geese. And before you ask, know this: Yes, it's possible. Other Links Featured Site: Why I'm linking to them: GQ Central Greg was nice enough to link to me. I warn you now: Greg's website does NOT contain nudity, sexual references, or lewd language. Sorry. Nuke Rap My friend Lando made a page a long, long time ago. Sure, it's hardly better than an Nsync tribute page, but he says fuck a lot so it's good. Attoz.com This guy's from around here and his site is relatively new. So read his stuff or the busload of orphans I've kidnapped will explode. Brian Bernstein's site Brian goes to a school called Cranbrook where everyone has big buckets of money. So go to his site because he's richer than you.