Hey guys,

As you may have noticed, I haven't touched this old thing in ages. Also, I'm an adult now. Writing anything here feels like trespassing because Mindless Nothing Henry is almost nothing like Present Day Henry.

If you really miss me, you can always follow me on Twitter. Feel free to shoot me a @reply and say hello. It'll be just like old times, only without the black background and the teen angst.

Welcome

Hi. You've reached Mindless Nothing dot com or its Geocities forwarding address. I suggest you check out the New Stuff first and then move on to the archived garbage if you're really interested in wasting time. From now on, send me an IM to report errors, tell me I kick ass, or threaten my life. Look around the site to get my screen name.

Just sign it, you pansy
Say hello, but don't be too stupid

I am currently:
A senior at the University of Michigan. And sadly, I'm busy as hell. If you want jokes out of me, just slap my screen name on your buddy list and read my needlessly elaborate away messages. That seems to be the plan for several people and I guess it's working fine for them, so just do that.

Work in progress:
Homework, a job, a social life, a bank heist. If I get hit with inspiration, you'll get an update, but until then, nothing new to see here.
New website, new content
4/17/06 - Hey jerks. I started a blog. It's an archive of old away messages I've put up on AIM. Check that out by clicking here.
The updates page. Go there to see what I've added most recently. Expect an update every week or so.

I started a blog and I hate myself for doing so. Hopefully this'll be an easier way for me to add content to the site, but it probably won't. To hell with all of you!
There's more to Instant Messenger than pointless teenage gossip, cyber sex, and online dating.
I'm betting some of you are wondering about the sex symbol behind this retarded little website. If you aren't, go to hell. I made this section to answer questions about myself and share a little bit of my drab, wretched life with all of you.
The variety pack of hatred. Tiny bits of frustration mixed together to create a ticking time bomb of animosity. Look out, I'm crazy!
Completely random thoughts that, if said out loud, would make idiot teachers give you 3+ days of ISS and chop off your fingers with a plastic knife. They're that mssed up (the idiot teachers, not my thoughts).
If I feel like writing about something, this is where it goes. Don't expect any coherence. Or quality. Nothing but crap on that page.
Here's a bunch of assignments I've turned in for school. This means that if you came to this site looking for family humor, this is the section to check out. But why would you go here for that crap?
Other stuff worth reading. These websites may not be as in-depth or messed up as mine, but I don't care. You better read that stuff or you'll find my big ol' size 15's up your ass. Beeyotch.


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