CYNICS CENTRAL

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a foghorn made out of?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while your ahead"?
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
I believe the only time thw world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.
Do Lipton enployees take coffee breaks?
What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is ig going to be?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?