TOP 10 FUNNY STORE SIGNS

1. Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2. Outside a hotel, "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3. On a desk in a reception room, "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the second one just left."
4. In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"
5. At the electric company, "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
6. On the door of a computer store, "Out for a quick byte."
7. In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8. Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9. In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10. In a counselor's office, "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."
    
    
    
    
    
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