RULES GUYS WISH GIRLS KNEW

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
Learn to work the toilet seat: If it's up, put it down.
Don't cut your hair. Ever...
Birthdays, valentine's and anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Don't ask what he's thinking unless you're prepared to discuss such topics as naval lint, shotgun formation and monster trucks.
Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides, let it be.
Shopping is not a sport.
Anything you wear is fine. Really.
You have enough clothes.