If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now, that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a
pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150

calories an hour. (Still not
over that pig thing.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is
that why Flipper is always smiling? And why isn't the pig included in
this list?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight,

can pull 30 times its own
weight, and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From
drinking little bottles of....? Did the gov't pay forthis research?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.

A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Hi, honey.
I'm home. What the...?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be
a pig. Quality over quantity, you know.)

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes

42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only
takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the
fool upside the head.