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BUTCHER'S WINDOW: Pleased to meat you AUTO BODY SHOP: May we have the next dents? SIGN IN AN OFFICE: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left VETERINARIANS WAITING ROOM: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! BEAUTY SHOP: Dye now! GARBAGE TRUCK: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. COMPUTER STORE: "Out for a quick byte" RESTAURANT WINDOW: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up BOWLING ALLEY: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop CAFETERIA: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want MUSIC LIBRARY: Bach in a minuet FUNERAL HOME: Drive carefully, we'll wait WALLPAPER AND PAINT STORE: "Husbands choosing colors must have note from wives." ON A FRESHMAN's REGISTRATION CARD: Name of parents: Mamma and Papa.
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