| 10 Things You Don´t Want To Hear At A Tattoo Parlor... |
| "Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE." |
| "We´re all out of red, so I used pink." |
| "There are 2 O´s in Bob, right?" |
| "Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy." |
| "That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie." |
| "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups" |
| "Anything else you want to say? You´ve got plenty of room back here." |
| "I´ll bet you can´t tell I´ve never done this before." |
| "The flag´s all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect." |
| "Ooooooops!" |