10 Things You Don´t Want To Hear At A Tattoo Parlor...
"Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."
"We´re all out of red, so I used pink."
"There are 2 O´s in Bob, right?"
"Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy."
"That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie."
"Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups"
"Anything else you want to say? You´ve got plenty of room back here."
"I´ll bet you can´t tell I´ve never done this before."
"The flag´s all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect."
"Ooooooops!"