Ug . . . my mouth tastes like . . . email.
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Here is where I'll rate and give commentary on all the Strong Bad Emails. How fun! They're rated 1-10, 10 being the best, 1 being the worst.

Email #90: colinization Rating: 7	This email will get you in the Thanksgiving spirit. I especially like the part about freedom to eat ketchup on eggs...people in my family do that.
Email #89: local news Rating: 8	"I have to go now...and do something completely unrelated to me throwing together the aforementioned local news." This one is so funny! I love how Strong bad is the classic "bad puns" news anchor, and The (Friggin) Cheat shoots them all down. Ha! I know I wish I could do that. "Pathetic." "Not funny." And the end (hidden): "Strong Bad's Rhythm n' Grammar" is HILARIOUS!!
Email #88: couch patch Rating: 7	"I thought this week's email was entitled Teddy Graham Memories." Ha! I love Homestar.
Email #87: mile Rating: 7	I love the beginning when Stong Bad is like, "Yeah, so I'm not doin' one this week. So bye." It leaves you thinking, are we really going to have to go Strongbad-less this week? But then the Cheat saves the day. It was very amusing. "I can do cartwheels for a mile." Haha!
Email #86: no loafing Rating: 9	I hope they start selling those inspirational posters! I'd buy the one with the whale in space. This email was hilarious. My favorite part: "And they say stuff about determination, and giving a care."
Email #85: 2 years Rating: 8	A two-year-long "vacation?" I have theories about the writer of this email. (Not conspiracy theories, don't worry.) The best part of this email is when the "whinier" Strong Sad declares: "I DON'T LIKE FOOD ANYMORE!"
Email #84: kids' book Rating: 9	"Kids can barely read as it is, so how hard can it be to write a book for them?" This one is great. Strong Bad's book is awesome. Way too much funny in it to quote it all here...
Email #83: labor day Rating: 7	Happy Labor Dabor! The stick really shines in this one. I love the line "Ah, the self proclaimed King of Town. Like YOU aren't an easy target for the clever jabs and putdowns. Whatever will I say?" And then yay for Strong Sad at the end! He makes a joke and everyone laughs!
Email #82: impression Rating: 7	Strong Sad and Coach Z are both very funny in this. "I'm simulateously honored and insulted to be involved in this contest for the fourth year in a row." It's great. I love Homestar in this: "Oh, some animal died."
Email #81: date Rating: 7	The hidden camera part is the best part of this email. "What do you think I'm going to say next? Sid Hoffman or Sid Frenchman?" "This is the dumbest game I've ever played." And don't forget to play the game at the end. The question mark options are the best.
Email #80: stunt double Rating: 9	"So I'm gonna have to JUMP!" I LOVE this email! It's so funny! It's one that you can't really get tired of.
Email #79: the process Rating: 6	Whoa, Strong Bad really does tell us the process of answering an email! But don't worry. It won't ruin the magic. At least not for me. :)
Email #78: anything Rating: 9	"Hello class. Strong Bad could not be with us today, so I will be filling in." Homestar is so funny in this one. I love the "angry eyes" when he says, "Um, I do believe I said my name was Homestar Runner."
Email #77: suntan Rating: 7	I like the line "who wants a tan on their BACK? There's no abs to accentuate!" And Strong Sad doing the ad for the Ab Abber 2000. "I don't even know what that's supposed to mean!" And the easter egg at the end of instructions on how to use it..."Marker not included." Haha!
Email #76: sibbie Rating: 9	This one is so funny. "And I will never, ever, ever, ever, write a song about sibbie!" Classic. And the end with the whole fhqwhgads things. "Fahordlingrads!" Oh, it's great! I liked this one so much that I named my laptop Sibbie! (No lie....)
Email #75: funny Rating: 4	Since the title is "funny" you know that probably means it's not. This one is just sort of random in a weird sort of way. At least Strong Sad makes an appearence.
Email #74: privileges Rating: 6	Kind of funny. I like The Cheat at the end, laying in the crisper drawer, controling the mute button on the TV.
Email #73: mascot Rating: 7	I thought this one was funny. The end is perhaps the best, first, when you get to see Homestar dressed up like the mascot and sing along to the fight song, then you get to play the fight song yourself!
Email #72: crazy cartoon Rating: 6	It's random, you think it should be funny, and yet you're not laughing as much as you feel you should be. But it's amusing. "Eh Steve!"
Email #71: 2 emails Rating: 6	Coach Zee: "Look! I'm hot girl #37!" Quite amusing.
Email #70: big white face Rating: 6	Poor Strong Sad. He really does always get the shaft. "I'd like to say that this is the first time this has happened. Today."
Email #69: personal favorites Rating: 7	I love how Strong Bad just makes up emails that he's never answered on the weekly email. "And the time when I drank that soy sauce and tried to fly Bubs' concession stand."
Email #68: caper Rating: 10	There are so many funny parts to this one, it's hard to know where to begin! "I don't care about the crosswords, man! Just the jumbles! The jumbles!"
Email #67: autobiography Rating: 7	The part I find the funniest is in an easter egg at the end: "Oh this is a dark day for track and field."
Email #66: the show Rating: 7	Another that I wasn't crazy about at first, but gets better with time. I love when Homestar reads "a list." Randomness at its best.
Email #65: unused emails Rating: 6	Pretty funny. "This is a lotus flower! This is a praying mantis!" At least, I think that's what Strong Mad is saying. You never can tell sometimes!
Email #64: english paper Rating: 7	Strong Bad writes an Englilsh paper (no typo intended, on my part) for his man the Yellow Dart.
Email #63: fingers Rating: 7	This one is pretty funny. "Ooo, a candle!"
Email #62: interview Rating: 8	Homsar returns! It only took him 60 emails to show up again! Homsar always makes me laugh. "I was raised by a cup of coffee!"
Email #61: monster truck Rating: 6	Funny, but not as cool as the name would lead you to believe.
Email #60: huttah! Rating: 7	"Well, I think the Cheat is DELETED!" Very funny.
Email #59: marzipan Rating: 6	Marzipan finally made it into an email. And it was actually sort of funny.
Email #58: dragon Rating: 10	TROGDOR; The Burninator. This one is so great. "I especially like that beefy arm coming out of the back of his neck like that."
Email #57: japanese cartoon Rating: 10	Stinkoman rules!! This one is simply AWESOME!
Email #56: current status Rating: 5	They were in a hurry. It's apparent. But that's okay.
Email #55: cheat talk Rating: 6	Who doesn't love the Cheat? "Say something normal like, douglas."
Email #54: morning routine Rating: 8	Honestly, I didn't think this one was that funny at first. But seriously, it grows on you with time. "I found what I believe to be an egg in the couch. Is this yours?"
Email #53: comic Rating: 10	Teen girl squad! Enough said. This one will make you laugh nonstop.
Email #52: island Rating: 10	It totally kills me every time I watch this one. "You wouldn't happen to have a gun on your side of the island would you?" Don't forget to click on Homestar and Strong Bad at the end to see them morph into different things.
Email #51: website Rating: 7	If you've ever been in or heard a conversation about the pronunciation of "gif" you'll especially think this one is funny.
Email #50: 50 emails Rating: 8	Very funny. We're treated by Strong Bad attempting to answer 50 emails, but Homestar gets slightly in the way. "This is Real. Everything is fine, nothing is broken."
Email #49: theme party Rating: 7	"So it looks like I'm going to this frat party. That's pretty hilarious." It's funny, because it's true.
Email #48: ghosts Rating: 8	The best part of this email is actually hidden. If you can kill the bad graphics ghost at the end, Strong Sad will sing you a scary song!
Email #47: new hands Rating: 10	This one is one of my all time favorites. "I am still awesome. Seriously."
Email #46: your friends Rating: 6	"This is the best email I've ever received." It's pretty funny.
Email #45: techno Rating: 9	Oh yeah...this one is AWESOME.
Email #44: lures & jigs Rating: 9	The mental image of Strong Bad doing his "jig" is so funny.
Email #43: little questions Rating: 10	I don't know if you can get more classic Strong Bad than this one. Viklas...he's not from around here.
Email #42: action figure Rating: 8	Smells like hotcakes! This one is great.
Email #41: invisibility Rating: 7	Funny moments. I especially like when Strong Bad, carrying the chocolates, punches Homestar, and Homestar replies, "Ow! Those things are bad for you!"
Email #40: vacation Rating: 7	Lots of funny postcards from Strong Bad as he sees the world. I love the line "Two words: False Advertising."
Email #39: property of one Rating: 7	Some good wisdom from Strong Bad about Cold Ones: "A One that isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at all." Pretty funny.
Email #38: helium Rating: 7	I laughed so hard at the "High Voice Crew" number Strong Bad did. And the best is at the end when Homestar says, "No way! The Cheat is one FINE lookin' young man. THAT is an ugly bird."
Email #37: dullard Rating: 9	"They're gonna to be talkin about this for awhile. I mean, I'm gonna be talkin about this for awhile." This one is one you can rewatch and it never gets old.
Email #36: guitar Rating: 9	This one is HILARIOUS! A great one for first-timers, You'll be laughing, even when it's over.
Email #35: sisters Rating: 6	"Come back Ali! Come back Ali's sister!" This one is pretty amusing.
Email #34: weird dream Rating: 4	This is adequately described: weird.
Email #33: gimmicks Rating: 7	The Tandy 400 bites the dust! "Did your terrible computer explode?" Also, I love the part when Strong Sad says "I hope some of that money is for buying me a new poster. You don't seem too broken up about that."
Email #32: flag day Rating: 7	The debut of the Strongbadia flag and national anthem. AND Strong Bad sings!
Email #31: sugarbob Rating: 7	"Do you know how many internet etiquette laws your breaking by typing in all caps? Well, just one...don't type in all caps." The rest of this email is really hilarious.
Email #30: 12:00 Rating: 5	Strong Bad can fix anything.
Email #29: superhero name Rating: 7	The best part of this one is: "Stiny! Get me a danish!" It's an amusing email.
Email #28: 1 step ahead Rating: 6	I like the "choose your own adventure" twist to this one.
Email #27: 3 wishes Rating: 6	"Maybe my 3rd wish would be for a couple of croissants." The best part of this email though is at the end when Strong Bad says, "Now, it's not required to sign your emails, "With a bunch of crap" or "Crap is so great,"" etc. It's hilarious!
Email #26: CGNU Rating: 6	How to get a degree from Crazy Go Nuts University. Pretty funny. Especially all the disclaimers at the end. "Art is only so we can make fun of you."
Email #25: super powers Rating: 5	Wouldn't we all love to have this super power? Oh and I just have to quote Coach Z: "Once again, I place the blame squarely on tight pants."
Email #24: the bird Rating: 4	This one's okay. At best.
Email #23: little animal Rating: 4	Whoa, don't mess with someone who has Strong Mad on their side!
Email #22: sb_email 22 Rating: 7	This one is really funny. It's often overlooked, but is actually pretty funny. "I just want to say: screw all y'all."
Email #21: cartoon Rating: 5	This one is pretty funny. Strong Bad doesn't quite know what to do to answer this email. It's great.
Email #20: spring cleaning Rating: 6	Strong Bad seems to go happy with the "DELETED!!" command. Very funny.
Email #19: tape-leg Rating: 5	"They said my legs were made of TAPE?" Quite amusing. I think this one became resurrected as a classic when they refered to it in the "The System is Down" short.
Email #18: stand-up Rating: 5	Very funny. Sneaky Strong Sad showing us what Strong Bad wouldn't. Excellent...home videos of the Brothers Strong.
Email #17: studying Rating: 5	I like the end of this, when you can get the Amazon.com-esque page for the book "This book is better than 1st, 2nd, and possibly even 3rd base." Nice.
Email #16: band name Rating: 6	Nice! I forgot about this one until I went back and reviewed it. It's pretty funny. I like the band name "Bigg Nife" the best. That's what I'd name my band if I had one. Either that of Z'nuff.
Email #15: the basics Rating: 6	This one is often forgetten, but really funny. "Reach down deep inside yourself and pull out something, you know, not like organs." Very amusing.
Email #14: duck pond Rating: 7	This one is especially great because you can play the duck pond game at the end! And keep at it so that you can play the Atari version! "These graphics are state of the art!"
Email #13: i she be Rating: 5	"Do you know how many emails I get a day like this from ladies with PROPER GRAMMAR?" Awesome. It is pretty short, but amusing nonetheless.
Email #12: credit card Rating: 6	"You have the same email as my friend Strong Bad!" Classic Homestar moment.
Email #11: i rule Rating:	Don't remember this one...better review it!
Email #10: trevor the vampire Rating: 8	This one is hilarious. It's really good for first-timers also, one that'll get you hooked on Strong Bad.
Email #9: i love you Rating: 7	Fhqwgads...classic.
Email #8: brianrietta Rating: 4	Admittedly, this one's amusing, but not one you can watch over and over.
Email #7: halloweener Rating:	I don't remember this one. Better review it.
Email #6: depressio Rating: 5	I do love Strong Sad. Poor guy. I love the part, "Do you know Anthony from California?" "Oh yeah, I was just about to send him this card and $100."
Email #5: making out Rating: 4	I think that in the beginning, Strong Bad just didn't have any good material (emails from fans) to work with. Who knows!
Email #4: homestar hair Rating: 3	Short, and not that memorable. I guess Strong Bad was tired of all the fans sending in their attempt at the game "homestar hair."
Email #3: butt IQ Rating: 3	Eh. This email's actually kind of lame.
Email #2: homsar Rating: 7	A seemingly innocent typo creates a new character: Homsar! Homsar never fails to make me laugh.
Email #1: some kinda robot Rating: 6	This email is just above average. Lines like "do you take off your face and hands before you go to sleep?" make it more memorable than the average email.

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