I invite you to take a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does
not exist: THOMAM3.  This underground political journalist who needs no introduction
for he bites the bullet and spreads the truth through the on-the-edge medium known
to the public as ‘Instant Messaging Spam.’  The man known as THOMAM spreads the
truth because you need the truth and if you can’t handle the truth, well that’s too
bad, for he has seen the truth and now he knows the truth and can tell you the truth
about the truth: the truth... is evil.

	I cannot stress enough to you the relentlessness of THOMAM3.  During the
	interview, his answers come as staccato striking signals across ones’
	consciousness’s clammy carapace calcified completely (Concrete Cause?
	Capitalism) and frees fleetingly frenzied fhony feelings from foolishness.
	While it took me precious excruciatingly long seconds to form my questions and,
	with trembling pinky finger, depress the  key and wait, breathlessly, for
	his next well-considered and stunning revelation, THOMAM3 wastes no time.  His
	answers burst forth in explosions averaging four syllables apiece.  The Truth
	struggles within this man! It is evil and he must contain it and dispense it in
	nuggets just small enough for our minds, crippled by such trappings as
	punctuation, syntax and basic logic, to swallow.  The laws of language, cause
	and effect, international decorum and possibly even physics do not apply to such
	a man; THOMAM3 is truly today’s ubermensch!  Read the transcript of the
	interview as follows and be amazed!

THOMAM3: this website contains good political views. check out the dictator of
america heading and read carefully. www.oocities.org/eviltruth
PipeDan: That like the Awful Truth or even worse?
THOMAM3: probably worse
PipeDan: Just a sec, checking it out now...
PipeDan: My eyes hurt now.  Your format is evil.
THOMAM3: true
PipeDan: Any plans on making it readable in the near future?
THOMAM3: yes
THOMAM3: have been working on it
PipeDan: Good.  Switching colors and backgrounds on tiny print with a flashing
picture in the background pisses off my retinae something fierce...
THOMAM3: yep
PipeDan: So the last update was in November of 2000?
THOMAM3: yep
PipeDan: Doesn't that invalidate your major draw (dictator of america) a bit being
that out-of-date?
THOMAM3: more ideas will soon be put up
PipeDan: Mmmm, what would that entail exactly?
THOMAM3: televised executions, tv blackout and then every channel will play the
executions of mass murderers 
THOMAM3: you won't be able to escape it, it will be on every channel
THOMAM3: you don't like it all you can do is turn off the tv
PipeDan: Not too much of a handicap in my case.
THOMAM3: also fix court systems that let murderers go due to the stupidist jurys
PipeDan: This a New Year's resolution or a new web-feature?
THOMAM3: new web
PipeDan: Are you saying you're pro-death penalty?
THOMAM3: yes
THOMAM3: very much
THOMAM3: kill them all
THOMAM3: we don't kill enough
PipeDan: Who's "them" in this case?
THOMAM3: look at out murder rate
THOMAM3: murderers
THOMAM3: look at other countrys who have the death penalty too its fullest
THOMAM3: no one learns a lesson
PipeDan: So solve the murder rate by murdering the murderers, eh?  Which other
countries are you suggesting as examples?  Stalinist Russia, perhaps?
THOMAM3: they just serve life and live off us. and they live better then homeless
people who haven't committed crimes 
THOMAM3: asian countries
THOMAM3: strict
THOMAM3: don't take shit
PipeDan: So who do you feel is qualified to make the life vs death decisions?
THOMAM3: a person with sense
THOMAM3: easy you murder someone your right to live should be taken away
THOMAM3: the dead can't live anymore, why should their murderer
PipeDan: I don't know many people with that much sense.  Who do you suggest?
THOMAM3: i have that much sense, and a lot of people do also
THOMAM3: but there aren't many like you said
THOMAM3: a lot of people don't think much
PipeDan: Any one particular thing happen to make you feel this strongly about it?
THOMAM3: i hate stupidity
THOMAM3: i got some perfectionist in my blood
THOMAM3: and i see that america could be better
THOMAM3: but won't put forth the effort
PipeDan: Things can always be better (or worse).  Do you see America's isolationism
as a problem?
THOMAM3: isolation?
PipeDan: Isolationism.  America tends towards cutting itself off from the rest of
the world.
THOMAM3: no it don't. we are in everybodies business
PipeDan: Humanitarian aid rubs you wrong or US-sponsored military coups?
THOMAM3: american troops sent to bring peace in other countries and dyin over
something that is none of our business
PipeDan: They brought peace?  I think they must have dropped or misplaced it along
the way somehow.
THOMAM3: they try
PipeDan: Shouldn't they keep trying then?
THOMAM3: no. why do we need to
THOMAM3: let them fight
THOMAM3: its not hurting us
PipeDan: If you don't interfere with foreign affairs because it's not directly
affecting you, then why kill a murderer who didn't directly affect you?
THOMAM3: cause they could. the point of death penalty is to kill the murderer and
then let others no you will be punished by death, to strike fear so the chance of
murder will be less likely
PipeDan: So what's the range of the death penalty have to be for us to keep you
safe?  Five miles?  Twenty?  More?
THOMAM3: no range
THOMAM3: kill all
THOMAM3: or lets don't kill anyone
THOMAM3: i got a better idea
PipeDan: Not killing anyone appeals just a wee bit more, I'm hoping.
THOMAM3: if your convicted of a murder you should be incarcerated for 5 years then
let free and the government should give them a gun
PipeDan: Who’s “them” now?
THOMAM3: the convict
THOMAM3: let him know "whoops no big deal, you killed somone, it don't matter"
PipeDan: Not big on the rehab part of things?
THOMAM3: do the dead get to rehab
PipeDan: Not if you execute them, they don't.
THOMAM3: good execute, them
THOMAM3: no rehab for the victims
THOMAM3: no rehab for the murderers
PipeDan: There's many more victims than the person who was originally killed.  Why
not kill them to and spare the state the cost of counseling?
THOMAM3: how old are you?
THOMAM3: that was a stupid comment
PipeDan: Just following your thread.  Kill them all, I believe you mentioned more
than once...
THOMAM3: murderers
THOMAM3: not very smart
THOMAM3: not innocent
THOMAM3: people

[Obviously distressed by my perversely controversial stance on the death penalty and
losing all respect for my intelligence after I incorrectly used “to” instead of
“too,” THOMAM3 lets that statement be his last word.  Pretty much literally,
considering his last statement was one word long: “People.”  Let us consider that
gripping and strangely compelling statement long and hard, therein... finding wisdom
(or as THOMAM3 would eloquently put it: becoming a “person with sense”)]