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subject line: Intergallatic Space Armidillos, and their pet Salamanders.
I was flyin around
just last night
it all seemed calm,
good and allright
but it was not.
On calm days,
or nights, you see
that's when you have
to be most wary
when its cold or hot.
That night I was
jumped by 5 baddies,
3 crooks, 8 minions, 2 guys in
black, some golf caddies
and a german shepard
I began to wish
that I had my Ultra Laser
But I had left it home
next to my Neutron Phaser
guarded by my pet Leopard.
This has taught me
and should teach you
always be prepared for
the worst may come true
ya can't tell good nights from bad ones
And always bring untra
sonic binoculars every night
they help find baddies quickly
but even if there is no fight-
they help watch guys with cute buns
---Hair Wonder in her speach from the National Super Hero Convention held anually in Cowland, Upstate NY.
it is also quoted in Hair Wonder's new book The plight of the Super Hero. Also includes 20 page section of How to be a Super Hero! the 12 step program.
Origonal subject line: The Magical Spendor of National Worm Day
My feet are quite fast
I know that is true
I am never last
I'll prove it to you
For, once I did race
a big kangaroo
His dust i did taste
This would not do
I tried really hard
Felt power quite new!
And over the yard
I pratcially flew
I'd be first to the wall!
Yes! it was true!
Untill i did fall
over a really big emu
What he was doing in the yard, I'll never know! I was so mad. he knew better then that! Get back in your tank!!!
I almost cried
as I landed in poo
for Kangroo hide
would win! Oh- Boo hoo!
But then from above-
Was someone, but who?
and then I saw what
i already knew!
Hair wonder was there!
noble and true
she shook her big hair
She knew what to do!
With her special gift
and crazy glue
She gave me a lift
I was no longer blue!
I won that race!
and beat the 'roo!
A big smile on my face
"hooray!" said Lou.
And everyone knows
and now so do you
that my feet are fierce foes
and dangerous too!
The End!
1/31/00
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ONE FINE DAY
One fine day,
I was so bored.
My tummy growling
Could not be ignored.
Math was over,
Spanish was next-
I’m reliving high school,
I must be hexed.
Hair Wonder sat,
In ponderous thought,
If I could leave,
Would I stay where I ought?
She peeked out the window,
And into the court
Many students were moving,
She muffled a snort.
“I will fly above and
I’ll fly beyond,
Over their heads,
And out passed the pond.”
The window was opened
She let down her hair,
“It’s time to fly”
She said as a dare.
Hair Wonder took flight,
And soared in the sky,
And in the distance,
You say, what caught her eye?
It was a land, oh so
Filled with Adventure,
Popcorn and candy,
And a thirst quencher
She flew to the place
As fast as she could,
And when she got there,
On the top she stood
Of a giant roller coaster,
Overlooking the land,
The boat rides and cars
Were much in demand.
She went on them all
And got a little spewy,
The ferris wheel was high,
She didn’t like the view-y.
Hair Wonder had to leave
And get back to Spanish,
All day in the sun,
She was quite tanish.
“So much for baddies,”
She did a sigh,
“I’ll get them next time…
Super Shortie at my side."
-THE END-
p.s.- i know the last line didn't work but who cares? ( no really... who does? i wonder...)
p.s.s.-i am bored. really really. what should i do to kill my time? any sugg???????
EYELASH, EYE
eyelash, eye, pupil, iris,
my computer has a virus
unwrapp wrapper, chewy gum
i wonder, what should be done?
traffic, late, gotta hurry
i'm beginning now to worry
fifty/fifty, call a friend
will this problem ever end?
Arid, secret, old spice, sure
Di and Christine sent me a cure!
ocean, river, deep blue sea,
Thank You Lord, now i'm virus free!!!!!
-the end-
wasn't that poem dumb?
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