| My
Favorite
(Subject line from the
original e-mail: "Pigeons overhead! Break out the umbrellas!"
I once had a moose
sit on my head
I didn't know what I should do!
You wouldn't believe the things that he said
I wondered if they would come true
He said that one
day
Aardvarks would fly
And dance ontop of white air
And ever since then i've looked at the sky
And wondered what might be there.
-8/21/99
We Love
Mary
We Love Fun
We Love Tips
So Give Us Some!
--Sometime
during a fountain shift at Friendly's, 1998.
My Other
Favorite:
Doug,
Dragon Slayer
There was
once a princess
Sweet and fair
She was gentle and lovely
And had lots of hair.
One day this
kind princess
was taken away
By a big evil dragon
This was in May.
The ransom
was posted
For the King's land
The king said "who saves Jen
Will win her hand."
Many knights
tried, but
The dragon soon tossed
Them into his mouth
And all hope was lost.
Until one
June day
From out of the air
Rode one last knight
to the Dragon's lair
Alone he
rode,
Gallant and brave
He had a dragon to slay,
A princess to save
The battle
began
And it was intense
I will tell you now
the chain of events.
First the
knight was doused
With dragon Fire
Then he threw his sword
He should have aimed higher
A claw swept
down
A narrow miss
Dove for his sword
The dragon hissed
Cave filled
with smoke
No one could see
The knight almost dead
He knelt on one knee
But as the
dragon bent
To douse him once more
The knight popped up
To even the score
Now missing
an eye
The dragon roared
He had lost more advantage
Then he could afford
The sword
was thrust
Where the scales part
Tearing the skin
And piercing the heart.
The dragon
fell in
an exotic whirl
But now it was time
To save the girl
When he
found her
He gave her a hug
"hello" he said,
"My name is Doug."
And as they
rode off
Into the setting sun
He held her in his arms
She knew he was the one
They fell in
love
And knew they'd share laughter
And together they lived
Happily Ever After.
The End.
--sometime
'98.
Net is cool
Net is Great
But Net ate
My chocolate cake! --1998
One day i lay awake in bed
grumbles ran inside my head
I lay there for some hours long
my brain singing a sleepless song.
Insomnia had eaten me
The night dragged on eternally
and though at twelve my bed i make,
at Five AM I'm still awake.
I need Hair Wonder for a bout
beat me up till I pass out.
Or I should read some Henry James
Books so boring and so lames
Yet, wide awake right here I lay
I think I'll never hit the hay
I can't believe i still can ryme
my brain is mush, just like a lime.
Once again my bed I'll try,
and in my bed i'll sit and lie
I hope sleep can find me well,
or I'll be back to share my hell!!! =)
g'night guys! wow. its five forty, and i wrote a poem in six minutes! IMPRESSIVE! go me =)
luv n' hugs unto all
me
Frank may seem
normal,
Or human a part.
But Frank truely is
An aardvark at heart!
|
I
Love Mary,
It is True.
Don't you wish
I loved you too?!
--Sometime 1998 at
Friendly's.
original
subject line: Aardvarks Anonymous
I went outside the other day
out where there is lots of Hay
I saw a chicken running 'round
Making a loud clucking sound
I could not find my trusty Stick
so I just grabbed a nearby brick
I chased the chicken o'er the place
we ran and covered lots of space
Then I bashed it on the head
lots of times till it was dead
I brought it inside to my mom
she's so cool she is da bomb
I went outside to clean cow poo
and she made me some chicken stu
and it was good.
-7/22/99 Franklin
Cornelious Alexander The Third
It is a name,
But does sound absurd!
Origonal subject line: The Magical Spendor of National Worm Day
My feet are quite fast
I know that is true
I am never last
I'll prove it to you
For, once I did race
a big kangaroo
His dust i did taste
This would not do
I tried really hard
Felt power quite new!
And over the yard
I pratcially flew
I'd be first to the wall!
Yes! it was true!
Untill i did fall
over a really big emu
What he was doing in the yard, I'll never know! I was so mad. he knew better then that! Get back in your tank!!!
I almost cried
as I landed in poo
for Kangroo hide
would win! Oh- Boo hoo!
But then from above-
Was someone, but who?
and then I saw what
i already knew!
Hair wonder was there!
noble and true
she shook her big hair
She knew what to do!
With her special gift
and crazy glue
She gave me a lift
I was no longer blue!
I won that race!
and beat the 'roo!
A big smile on my face
"hooray!" said Lou.
And everyone knows
and now so do you
that my feet are fierce foes
and dangerous too!
The End!
1/31/00
I had a hen
Her name was Jen
She had no feathers, but Hair!
And I wonder how
She ate the cow
And galloped away on our mare. --1998
or 9 Jen ate butter
Jen ate bread.
Jen ate sneakers
And my lizard's head. It
was good
It was yummy
But it also
Hurt her tummy. --1998/9 There
once was a daughter of Frank,
Who belched like shots from a tank.
It came from her mouth
But if it went south,
My God, would that have been rank. --lymric
by Frank W. Hall jr. 199...8. Yao
Mei has hair
Yao Mei has feet
Yao mei is melting
from the heat. --1998 I
can Ryme,
At least I try.
But Jen is Great
'Cause she can Fly! --1998 I
have a good friend named Silla
She has a new pet Gorilla
It does love to eat
And has big huge feet.
I think she should name it Godzilla. --1999 Once
there was a boy
Once there was a Girl
Once there was an Eagle Scout,
Who's mother named him Earl. --1998 |
