"Hey, everyone. Well, I guess you know I'm a doctor, so I can tell you anything you want to know about the body. If I don't know an answer, I'll just look it up, and everything is kept confidential, so no worries there.
Any guys out there who want a male oppinion, I can just consult Mulder for you. He's good at those sort of things.
This place is for strictly medical and biological stuff, so any emotional problems, go to Mulder. I can also answer questions about sex, if you have them. Just click on the little plug over there and tell me your worries!
Easy-peasy, huh?"
Dana Scully. x x x + + +
PS: The baby's giving my bladder hassle, so if I don't reply for a while, I'm probably in the bathroom! |