Don't Come Along Twice -- by Suzanne Smiley

DON'T COME ALONG TWICE

lyrics written by Suzanne Smiley, 5/18/01
to the tune of DON'T HAPPEN TWICE written by Lance/McHugh
Performed by Kenny Chesney (c) 2001

JOXER
I haven't seen you in forever
Aw, you haven't changed a bit
You didn't think that I'd remember
How could I forget?

I sang "Joxer the Mighty" to my favorite bard
Traveled Greece both near and far
Fought the bad guys, saved the day
One battle cry and two pointy sais
Three of us, I thank you guys
For the best time of my life
Oh, you're some friends that don't come along twice

Then those days, they dried up like a mist
How I prayed they wouldn't end
Do you know how much you've been missed?
You two were my closest friends

I sang "Joxer the Mighty" to my favorite bard
Traveled Greece both near and far
Fought the bad guys, saved the day
One battle cry and two pointy sais
Three of us, I thank you guys
For the best time of my life
Oh, you're some friends that don't come along twice

One battle cry and two pointy sais
Three of us, I thank you guys
For the best time of my life
Xena, you're some friend
Gabby, you're some friend
Oh, you're some friends that don't come along twice

Oh yeah

I sang "Joxer the Mighty" to my favorite bard
Traveled Greece both near and far

One battle cry and two pointy sais
Yeah, I love you guys

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