lyrics written by Suzanne Smiley, 11/7/00
to the tune of COULD WE START AGAIN, PLEASE? by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice
from the musical JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR (c) 1970
JOXER FAN
I've been longing to see him
Be called a hero, but it shouldn't end like this
Death was unexpected
What do I do now?
Season five again, please?
Five's been very hopeful, so far
Last four episodes
The writers all went wrong
Hurry up and tell me
This is just a dream
Oh, season five again, please?
I think they've made their point, now
The Powers That Be have gone too far with all that stuff from Rome
Two decades in the future?
Send Xena and Gab home
Start season five again, please?
JOXER FANS
We've been longing to see him
Be called a hero, but it shouldn't end like this
Death was unexpected
What do we do now?
Season five again, please?
With a better ending!
We think they've made their point, now
The Powers That Be have gone too far with all that stuff from Rome
Two decades in the future?
Send Xena and Gab home
Start season five again, please?
With a better ending!
Season five again, please?
With a better ending!
Season five again, please?
Season five again?
JOXER FAN
Season five again?
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