JOXER
To dream of a warrior's life
To fight my invisible foes
To lighten a serious moment
To trip for a laugh, hurt my nose
To right wrongs while singing my song
To love pure and chaste from afar
To hope that Gabby could still love me
To reach my unreachable bard

This is my quest, to follow that bard
No matter how hopeless, no matter how hard
To fight for the right, just as Xena would say
To be willing to charge into Callisto's lair for my friends
Save the day
Twenty five, give or take a few years
Will not change how I feel
I would die, so in turn she could live
I'd do it without fear

Xena's chakram would prob'ly have missed
Can't we wish? Is it really that hard?
He strove with his last ounce of courage
To reach his unreachable bard!

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Xena: Warrior Princess and all things Xena herein are (c) 1995-2000 Renaissance Pictures and MCA/Universal. No challenge of ownership to trademarked property is intended or implied. I am a simple bard with a story to tell, making absolutely no financial gain whatsover.