| Gaby's crusty feet page |
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| Legend has it that this picture are of un unknown french person from Quebec who drunkenly stubbled into the room of some teenage girls in their hotel room; enjoying a school trip to Ottawa Ontario. The story goes that this unidentified person known only as Gaby knocked upon the door of these unsuspecting girls uttering the words, "Est-ce vos souliers?" meaning are these your shoes. The one known as Gaby held in his hands a tattered old pair of mens shoes. The girls finding this very amusing invited Gaby and his two anonymous friends into their room. As gaby and his drunken duo sat upon the bed of the dilightful hostesses, to their dimay they saw the horror that were his feet.Gaby in a drunken stuper, agreed to have pictures taken of his feet and now are seen by all who wish to spy the crustiest feet known to Canada. |
| When asked how his feet became such monstrosities, Gaby simply replied "I play basket ball". It seems as though perhaps Gaby is in need of a cleaner, newer, well fitting pair of shoes. |
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| This is by far the crustiest toe on this poor souls feet. It holds enough crust to feed a small third world country for a year and a quarter. |
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| This toe is as black as the inside of a coffin on a moonless night. That's a whole lot of dried blood under that little toe nail. |
| These crusty feet, not unlike those of Jesus Christ after his 40 day walk through the treacherous desert, come from a long line of crusty feet; rumour has it. The fungas that inflicts this man's toes is a cousin to the fungas which are mushrooms. |
| If you would like to e-mail the person who's feet you are seeing you can reach him at: |
| If you would like to send in comments about this site directly to the Ruddier of the lexacon.inc, you can reach us at gabyhowareyou@hotmail.com |
| Copyright April 25 2001. No rights reserved. Ruddiger of the Lexacon.inc |
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