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Loving sam1 isn't about leting him fil an mpty space nor search 4 a mising pc.its about leting him mek a space betwin ur legs & fill it w/ his pc.	FLEXIBILITY OF A PENIS--1. can b a microfon 2. can b a pacifier 3. can b a supository 4. can enter atlist 3 entry pts. 5. greaseless na mainit-init pa!	3 things ladies do on their honimun:1.dey cry-coz its hurts 2.dey moan-coz dey enjoy 3. dey kip quiet-coz deyr mouth s ful!	NUSERY TEACHR:hu do u tink wil go 2 heven, ur mom or ur dad? KID:i tink its my mom. i herd her last nyt shouting. "OH GOD! OOH,GOD! I"M COMINGG! AHHH!"	3 guys named CHU,BU & FU frm China went 2 U.S. dey became U.S. citizen & changed deyr names. CHU bcame CHUCK. BU 2 BUCK. FU decidd 2 go bak 2 China.	SMB 4 d Girls: Stroke My Butt Suck My Boobs Share My Bed Shalalala Me Baby (9 months l8er!) Support My Baby dats SMB! Sarap Mo Baby!
I don't know f its ok but Remember: F u nid a FUCK u can count on me! F.U.C.K. s a Friend U Can Keep! mmmn, ur dirty mind, huh?!	How many tyms das a man hav SEX? at 20 yrs=3x a nyt, at 40=3x a wk, at 50=3x a month, at 60=3x a yr, at 70=tries hard, at 80=tries 2 remembr!	Tarzan:me go 2 city 2 buy undrwear so birdie safe. Jane:ok u not buy panty so pussy also safe? Chita:and can u pls buy condom 4 me so Jane safe?	A:Bakit nakatingala ang mga pari pag-umihi? Q:sila'y dasal, O Dyos ko, hanggang d2 na lang ba i2...hehehe.	RIZAL: alam mo Maria Clara ikaw lang ang nakilala kong babae na mahinhin. MARIA CLARA:woosh bola! hilahin ko nota mo dyan eh!	Q:wat is the diference between a microwave and a women? A: a microwave doesn't scream wen u put a piece of meat in it.
WIFE:wala kang kwenta tamad, lalayasan na kita! HUSBAND: sige, pag iniwan mo ko maglalaslas ako! WF: ULOL! magpatuli nga takot ka maglaslas pa! SUPOT!!!	Pulis 2 rape victim:ano bang nangyari? GIRL:hinubaran nya ko tapos hinalikan at sinuso ang bubs ko tapos.. PULIS: PUTA! sa iba ka magreport tinitigasan ako!	anong tawag sa pagpapadede ng gats sa tsupon?--botlepid. pagpapadede sa ina?--breastpid ano namn ang tawag sa dumedede sa tatay?--nagtitipid!	Q:wat is d top speed of sex? A:68 km/pump bcos if u exid 2 69 babaliktad ka!hehehe...	How r tamiya n a womans breast d same? Both r made 4 kids but dads ends up playing w/ dem.	i saw a big pokemon stuff toy in Toy Kingdom. Bbilhan ko sana kaso tinarayan ako ng saleslady. Ewan ko ba, sabi ko lang namn ms. patingin ng pokemong malaki.
guy's sperm acdg 2 age: 10-14 uhog ng buko;15-21 makapuno;22-29 sago;30-39 sago w/ arnibal;40-60 kaong;61-75 chinese blk gulaman;76 above ihi nalang!	GIRL: Ma, hindi na po ako virgin. MA: Ha??? wala na kong magagawa, sana na lang naging magandang experience ang first time mo. GIRL: Okay lang po...Yung una hanggang pang walo, masarap pa, pero nung pang siyam na, masakit na!	LETS TALK ABOUT BOOBS: WALA BOOBS --- WALANJO MALIIT ANG BOOBS -- MEDJO MALAKI ANG BOOBS -- MOUNTAINJO SUPERLAKING BOOBS --- BAZOOKAJO LAWLAW NA BOOBS --- OVERJO BADING NA MAY BOOBS — REMEDJO	BIRDWATCHER: HEY LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! ITS A BIRD BATA: NO ITS AN AIRPLANE! BADING: HINDEEEEE!!!!! BIRD NI SUPERMAN SUMABIT SA AIRPLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!	boy bastos saw his wife giving birth.....wife: arrruuuyyyy... Hoy! ttulungannn mo akkooo ditoooo!!!!boy bastos: gulp! ( he doesnt now what to do)and later he came to an idea!!!.....he stucked his penis into his wife vagina and said "anaak! kappiiittt!!!"	one day Superman with x-ray vision saw Wonderwoman taking a shower. Superman: "This is my chance, with my superspeed she will not notice me." --Swwooosshh--!!. Wonderwoman: "Huh! What's that? What happened?". Invisibleman: "I don't know but my ass hurts!!
How to use the Prepaid Sex: 1. Scratch the protective panty. 2. Press the nipple. 3. Enter the penis. 4. The voice will confirm if your sexual intercourse is successful.	Ano ang difference ng halik sa maganda at pangit? Sa maganda: torrid kiss sa lips sabay lamutak sa dede. Sa pangit: torrid kiss sa dede sabay lamutak sa mukha. : - )	sang araw nagkasalubong ang madre at ang pari. Pari: Sister, ang laki ng tiyan mo ah! Madre: Ah eh Father, kabag lang yan... Pagkalipas ng isang taon, nagkita uli ang dalawa.. Pari: Aba Sister! ang laki na ng Utot mo..	22bi-22bi pumasok sa puki wag kang pahuhuli sa TTing malaki. ikaw wag mong huhulihin pagkat ang 22biy, patay na sa baho ng puki;-)	Kinds of COCK: Cute-COCKatuwa; Ugly-COCKainis; Large-COCKagana; XLarge-COCKasuka; Small-COCKapiranggot; XSmall-COCKaduling; kahit ano pa sya COCKabuntis pa rin!	Q:wat COFEE coses Breast Cancer? A:KAPEpisil Q:wat COFFEE coses Breast Lumps? A:KAPEpindot Q:wat COFEE coses Vaginal Iritation? A:KAPEpinger SO AVOID COFEE

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