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Here is a small list of my favorite sites on the World
Wide Web. Not necessarily in this order.
Also, for you Guys, a list of pick up lines that do NOT work ;-) Be novel and
try an honest "Hello, I'd like to get to know you" These
Einstein quotes have been passed on so may not be 100% accurate.


Pick Up Lines:
 | If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it
against me?
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 | Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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 | There are 265 bones in the human body, want another one?
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 | Hi, I'm a dog and I need to bury my bone.
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 | Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
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 | That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
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 | Nice pants, can I test the zipper?.
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 | Do you have a mirror in your pocket? cause I can see
myself in your pants.
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 | Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
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 | Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
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 | If you were a car I'd wax you and ride you all over town.
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 | Do you live on a chicken farm? because you sure know how
to raise cocks.
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Quotes by Albert Einstein: ( wish he had written some pick-up
lines for you Guys.)
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"The only real valuable thing is
intuition." |
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"A person starts to live when he can live
outside himself."
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"God is subtle but he is not
malicious."
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"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of
character."
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"Science without religion is lame.
Religion without science is blind."
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"Anyone who has never made a mistake has
never tried anything new."
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"Great spirits have often encountered
violent opposition from weak minds."
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"The secret to creativity is knowing how
to hide your sources."
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"The only thing that interferes with my
learning is my education."
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"We can't solve problems by using
the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
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"The important thing is not to stop
questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing."
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and
human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
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"I know not with what weapons World War
III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and
stones."
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"My religion consists of a humble
admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."
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"Great spirits have always found violent
opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man
does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and
courageously uses his intelligence."
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"...one of the strongest motives that lead
men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity
and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting
desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life
into the world of objective perception and thought."
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"A human being is a part of a whole,
called by us _universe_, a part limited in time and space. He experiences
himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest... a
kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of
prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a
few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this
prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures
and the whole |
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