Agent Moldy Quips

"Um, Mr. Nosferatu, sir?
That's not where my
earmuffs go..."

"I'm not gay, see?
This is my date,
um, Cher! Yeah!"

"Killer shrews? Play sheriff to
a bunch of yokels from Hazzard?
What the hell kind of
psychic are you???"

"...then you shall come to
a place called America
where you will shake your
bon-bon and women will like it."

.oO{Everyone's asleep...
now to sneak over to Rosie's...}

"Oh, look, Robot's lost his first
claw. We must put it under his
pillow so the Claw Fairy will
come. *sniffle* Our baby's
growing up so fast!"

Ed Wood's "One-Armed
Radar Gun Mummies
From the Year 5000!"

"Okay, we've got 15 seconds
left. Run a 'red dog'
on three. Go get 'em!"

"Do you see a face or
a glass? I see a glass."
"It _is_ a glass, you moron!"

"Listen, Missy, my eyes
are down here! Stop
looking at my toupee!"

Sci-Fry me! Hoo-hoo!"
~Pop-N-Fresh

Tonight, for one night only,
Jonathan Harris IS
"Lord of the Mince"!

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"Um, Mr. Nosferatu, sir? That's not where my earmuffs go..."	"I'm not gay, see? This is my date, um, Cher! Yeah!"	"Killer shrews? Play sheriff to a bunch of yokels from Hazzard? What the hell kind of psychic are you???"
"...then you shall come to a place called America where you will shake your bon-bon and women will like it."	.oO{Everyone's asleep... now to sneak over to Rosie's...}	"Oh, look, Robot's lost his first claw. We must put it under his pillow so the Claw Fairy will come. sniffle Our baby's growing up so fast!"
Ed Wood's "One-Armed Radar Gun Mummies From the Year 5000!"	"Okay, we've got 15 seconds left. Run a 'red dog' on three. Go get 'em!"	"Do you see a face or a glass? I see a glass." "It _is_ a glass, you moron!"
"Listen, Missy, my eyes are down here! Stop looking at my toupee!"	Sci-Fry me! Hoo-hoo!" ~Pop-N-Fresh	Tonight, for one night only, Jonathan Harris IS "Lord of the Mince"!