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T he crate was nailed shut and thrown roughly into the plane.
"Watch it," Larry yelled.
"Chimps can't talk," said the blokey.
One turbulence ridden flight later (Larry suspected the pilot had done it intentionally) Larry sat in the forest of lds genealogy whichever country it is chimpanzees live in and grunted genealogy contentedly at the delicious looking female he had his eye on (oblivious to the fact that she was actually an orang-utan).
He turned his gaze upwards and espied the graceful form of a giraffe, eating of the high up leaves. Beautiful, he thought.
Two days later Larry was seated back in the doctor's office.
"Ahh, so you've changed your mind then," said the doctor, triumphantly.
"Yes, I no longer want to be a chimpanzee," said Larry.
The doctor grinned.
"I want to be a giraffe instead."
The doctor hid the # signs which were flashing in his eyes by burying his face in his hands.
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