After taking a look at all of the quality programming GeoffX has to offer, you're probably asking yourself, "How can I get GeoffX?" or "Why doesn't my cable system provide GeoffX?" or perhaps even "Should I see my doctor about this cold sore?" These are all valid questions. Fortunately, we here at GeoffX can answer two of them. Depending on your particular situation, follow one of the methods below, and you too will soon be enjoying the hearty goodness of GeoffX right in your very own home!

1: Your cable or satellite provider may already carry GeoffX.

That's right, you might have GeoffX right now and not even know it! When GeoffX applied for its FCC license, it was assigned a Universal Channel Location (UCL) which applies to all cable and satellite providers. Unfortunately, GeoffX was assigned a UCL of 63½, due to a clause in the Federal Telecommunications Act regarding "networks which appear to be nothing more than the bastard offspring of some college kids with a bit too much time on their hands." Now, most standard sets cannot tune to fractional channels, but we have found an easy way to bypass this:

1. Tune your television to Channel 63.
2. Tune your television to Channel 64.
3. Start pounding the "Last Channel" button on your remote as quickly as possible. The quality programming of GeoffX will appear!
It's just that simple! One slight drawback of note: Our research has shown that watching GeoffX in this fashion for 1 hour a day, 5 days a week, will result in the onset of severe carpal tunnel syndrome sometime before Arbor Day.

But what if you try this to no avail? Fear not! There are still other ways to get GeoffX!