Simply calling your local provider and asking for GeoffX just isn't enough sometimes. GeoffX viewer feedback has told us that the following is the most effective method:
1. Call your provider. When a representative answers, scream into the phone, "I WANT MY GEOFFX, YOU FILTHY BASTARD!"
Still no luck? Well, it looks like you're just going to have to take matters into your own hands.
2. Slam the phone down.
3. Knock back 6 shots of Jagermeister.
4. Wait 15 minutes.
5. Call your provider back and say, "I like monkey. Monkey like pickle. Won't you take me and Mr. Pickle Monkey on your magic bus of love?"
6. Hang up again. GeoffX, or the proper legal authority, is on the way!
