Tea with George and his Aardvarks |
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Tea with George and his Aardvarks |
ClinTEAstwood![]() DirTEA Harry
Clint Eastwood is my favourite Actor. His performance is one of cool action
and comedy, and his screen aura is the most radiant of all. Whether it be
one of his western epics, or crucial cop creations, his presence on a movie
is magnificent and almighty. Theres nothing like settling down with a nice
cup of tea to a good Eastwood movie. Thats what Clint himself declares.
Why dont you take his advice immediately?
Once upon a time in the West End
This next page is a chronicle from the life and times of our intrepid hero.
Its a short story and mini epic from way out west.
Long lost cigar chewing journals from the gunslingers dynasty, recording
endeavours of The Man with no Brain.
Read on if you dare:
Click Here: Fistful of Teabags
Top ClinTEAstwood Facts
The Son of Stanley Laurel![]() ![]() ![]()
With eight marriages, our Stanley did get around in his time, and people have
alleged that this included a visit to the young Mrs Eastwood. Here,
on this special page, I present
the doubtable facts as I dont know them. The Stan with no name: Click Here: Clint is the Son of Stan (possibly)
The Seven Pointed Suppository Badge![]()
The classic desire of a disgruntled employee is to tell their boss to
stuff his job 'where the sun dont shine', but our very own Harry Callahan goes
one better, using a piece of government property, and a finely chosen twist
of words. Here, in its full technicolor glory, I present the offending
implement, recently removed from the police commissioners posterior.
Talk and Chat About CLINT![]()
Clint has his very own CLINT EASTWOOD Group Forum on Yahoo, where one can go and
leave a personal message for Clint and his fans. Whether anyone will read it
is another matter. Still, it's the thought that counts. But you could be there
talking with just yourself, which is the last sign of madness.
Click Here: George's Clint Eastwood Forum
The Good, the Bad, and the Aardvark![]() "Go ahead Punk... Make my Tea"
As the whole Cyberworld is aware, George, the owner of this site,
would love to be Clint Eastwood,
especially one of the more ruthless swaggering characters from his movies.
Sadly instead, George is a Tea drinking Aardvark Lover from London Town.
Undeterred, however, George continues to practise in front of the mirror.
Clint and his Aardvarks want to hear from you:
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