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ClinTEAstwood

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Clint Eastwood is my favourite Actor. His performance is one of cool action and comedy, and his screen aura is the most radiant of all. Whether it be one of his western epics, or crucial cop creations, his presence on a movie is magnificent and almighty. Theres nothing like settling down with a nice cup of tea to a good Eastwood movie. Thats what Clint himself declares. Why dont you take his advice immediately?


Once upon a time in the West End

This next page is a chronicle from the life and times of our intrepid hero. Its a short story and mini epic from way out west. Long lost cigar chewing journals from the gunslingers dynasty, recording endeavours of The Man with no Brain. Read on if you dare:

Click Here: Fistful of Teabags


Top ClinTEAstwood Facts

  1. Born on 31st May 1930.
  2. He's the secret son of Stan Laurel.
  3. He talks to the Trees.
  4. Possesses the ultimate Weather-beaten face.
  5. Was once a small town Mayor.
  6. Grew the original designer stubble.
  7. Loves a nice cup of hot tea.
  8. Also loves a good cigar after a heavy meal.
  9. Developed an alternate use for an SFPD Badge.
  10. Can shoot the noose off a bandits neck at 1000yds.
  11. He knows the name on the grave.
  12. Once met a man with a butchers knife who was collecting for the Red Cross.
Actually, these might not be facts at all. Sorry.


The Son of Stanley Laurel

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With eight marriages, our Stanley did get around in his time, and people have alleged that this included a visit to the young Mrs Eastwood. Here, on this special page, I present the doubtable facts as I dont know them. The Stan with no name:

Click Here: Clint is the Son of Stan (possibly)


The Seven Pointed Suppository Badge

The classic desire of a disgruntled employee is to tell their boss to stuff his job 'where the sun dont shine', but our very own Harry Callahan goes one better, using a piece of government property, and a finely chosen twist of words. Here, in its full technicolor glory, I present the offending implement, recently removed from the police commissioners posterior.


Talk and Chat About CLINT

Clint has his very own CLINT EASTWOOD Group Forum on Yahoo, where one can go and leave a personal message for Clint and his fans. Whether anyone will read it is another matter. Still, it's the thought that counts. But you could be there talking with just yourself, which is the last sign of madness.

Click Here: George's Clint Eastwood Forum


The Good, the Bad, and the Aardvark

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"Go ahead Punk...
Make my Tea"

As the whole Cyberworld is aware, George, the owner of this site, would love to be Clint Eastwood, especially one of the more ruthless swaggering characters from his movies. Sadly instead, George is a Tea drinking Aardvark Lover from London Town. Undeterred, however, George continues to practise in front of the mirror.


Clint and his Aardvarks want to hear from you:
E-Mail: georgianesther@yahoo.co.uk

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