hamster, lampshade -- a party in your mouth

Here's a couple of links that even Colleen might click on:

johnny-five.com - INPUT!!! INPUT!!!

thetruth.com - Smoking is bad, mmmkay?

wheeeeee! - LOL... OMG... THAT SQUIRREL IS PHUNNY!!!... LOL... LMFAO!!!

jimmyeatworld.net - This band kicks ass. Colleen made me say that.

Lemme introduce you to my new best friend, Colleen. Colleen's going to be writing sporadically for my web page. She is completely insane and totally awesome. So read her stuff. When there's stuff to read, that is.

I met Colleen outside the courtyard at Rowan U. A week or two later, she rescued me from the clutches of a gay vampire. This is a true story. Then one day she mentioned that she was chilly; I offered to wrap her in a blanket and set her on fire. This is the stuff dreams are made of. The other day we watched Short Circuit and found it to be full of not-so-subtle naughty jokes.

1. She never ate poo or pooh but once she almost got a pet monkey.

2. She can walk on her hands.

3. She never had a hamster when she was little.

4. She liked Blair Witch 2 but, "of course it wasn't as good as Blair Witch 1".

5. Drinking water makes her want to throw up.

6. A collared shirt with multi-colored stripes is a "Collen shirt".

7. Her eyes are green.

8. She eats a lot of potatoes (that includes tater tots) and buttered noodles.

9. She doesn't snore.

10. Someone said she looks like a chipmunk in the photograph on her Rowan ID.