I took a science class today. It was the most thorough science class I have ever taken. Unlike the ones on earth, scientists no longer argue about conjecture. God provides the absolute truth. We now know the exact age of the earth and the universe. We have also learned how evolution and the big bang are only partially true, since God exists. Unfortunately, I can't share any of that information with you.
I rode a dinosaur to class. It had a big saddle that held all my books. I call him Denver. That's the coolest mode of transportation I've ever been on. I've been told that they used to live in the garden of Eden. We have a new Eden now. That's probably where this dinosaur came from. The old one was thrown into hell for some reason. Kind of a shame, really.
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