Please refer again to the definitions which comprise the first part of the Rule. They talk a lot about fun, sensuality, and noise; but none of them mention sex, drinking, or getting into trouble. These definitions were not edited; that's the way they were in the dictionary. Also note that none of them mentions legality.
The official stance of the HOOLD on underage debauchery is this: you're on your own, Binky. The Order does not condemn or condone underage sex or drinking; these are personal decisions best left up to the individual. We will not provide alcohol to underage members of the Order; not because we don't like you, but because we don't want to be hauled off to jail.
The same applies to any member of the Order contemplating the use of illegal substances. Each individual is left to make these choices for themselves.
Cardinal Steffano has some wonderful stuff in his Guide to Chivalry and Etiquette about this too:

Under Age Drinking
Minors never drink alcohol. Ever. It's illegal!
But if they did, they would want to be really, really discrete about it.
They would want to use a mug, rather than an original container (because a mug could contain anything). They would hide their original containers, both full and empty. They would not get totally smashed. If they did, their friends would keep them away from the "good" people so that the "good" people wouldn't have to take punitive action. They would understand that the "good" people, especially those who are legally responsible, have to take action if they find out. So they must not find out.
But since nobody ever, ever does this, it's all kinda hypothetical.

Steffano also has some great things to say about Smoking Other Things, Public Fluid Disposal, Seduction (only some of which is quoted under Deportment ), and other items of Practical Etiquette, and that's just in the last 7 pages. I can't recommend this book highly enough.

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