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Hah! You can tell I'm getting desperate for stuff to put on this site when I revert to nicking quotes from the series. Ah well, enjoy! ^^;


Recoome: Hey Butta! Jheese! Lemme do the other two shrimps too, okay?!
Jeice: Hmph, whiner...
Berter: Oh fine, but you'll have to treat us to chocolate parfaits later!


*after Captain Ginyu brings Freeza the Dragon Balls*
Freeza: What unspeakable joy! At last I will have eternal life!
Captain Ginyu: Would you like to see my dance of joy?
Freeza: Uh..perhaps some other time..

 

Freeza: Oho ho ho! Dear me, even my heart is pounding! Prepare to witness the birth of the eternal ruler of the universe!

*after Recoome's attack on Gohan*
Jeice: Kid's about gone. No energy left.
Burter: A broken neck will do that.

Jeice: The new dude's pretty fast...I bet he's even faster than you.
Burter: ::snort:: You must read his battle strength.

Recoome: ::to Goku:: A lowly 5000? ::snort:: All bluff an' no buff, huh?

 

*when fighting Goku*
Burter: Hey what's going on? I thought he moved
Jeice: He moved a'right Burter
Burter: But I couldn't pick it up! No one's that fast!
Jeice: Apparently he is mate

 

(Burter to Jeice): If you weren't short and orange I'd say he was the better looking man!

Jeice: What! 60 000?! But he said he was a Saiyan. No bloody saiyan that we've ever met is that strong!

Jeice: Hey this guy's full 'f mystery. If we could somehow get a decent readin' on this guy we'd know where we stand.
Burter: what does it say?
Jeice: 5000!
Burter: Yea, right!

Jeice: Ah Bugger! This blasted thing!

Burter: Heh, look at him. I'm beginning to despise that cocky little rooster.


Burter:
What kind of nightmarish alien freak is this??


Burter: Nobody's faster than me!


 

Jeice: man o' man, Burter! This is totally insane! I don't know who this guy is or where he came from but he's good! Geez ah've never seen anyone like him! We never even touched him! Now that's one bad dude.
Ah'm bad, but man I ain't that bad! Sometimes yeh gotta know when to go go go!

Ginyu: Where are the others?
Jeice: We lost sir!
Ginyu: are you saying that 3 members of the most illustrious fighting squad in the universe have been defeated by just one man??!
Jeice: Yes sir, that's exactly what ah'm saying.

 

Captain Ginyu: Men good news! Your chances of making the squad have just increased. They're are now four openings on the team.
Jeice: But Captain Ginyu I'm still here we only need 3!!
Captain Ginyu: Silence!! You no longer have a place on the Ginyu Force!
Jeice: *whimper*
Captain Ginyu: That is... unless you can strike a pose that shows these guys what being a Ginyu is all about!

 

*Jeice & Ginyu striking a pose*
Jeice: It just ain't the same without the other guys
Captain Ginyu: we're like two puppies that have been separated from their litter!


Behold My Pants!

Jeice: Man, I've never seen pants get to Burter like this before

Jeice: AHH! That does it! Ah've had enough! No on makes a fool of the Pants!!

Goku: My name is Goku and I'm a pair of pants from Earth
Burter: LIAR! I've defeated hundreds of pants and none of them were faster than me!
Goku: Must be my diet. I eat really wholesome foods.

Jeice: But Captain Ginyu I'm still here we only need pants!!

Ginyu: Guldo. Recoome. And Burter. Their pants gone. They're gone!

Jeice: Meet the boss matey. He'd like to 'ave a few words with you considerin' our pants