~~YO~MOMMA~

1. Yo mamma's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. 2. Yo mamma is so fat, she needs a boomerang to put her belt on! 3. Yo mamma' so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh! 4. Yo mamma's so fat, that when she goes outside in a red shirt all the neighborhood kids all point at her and yell "Hey Look! It's Kool-Aide!" 5. Yo mamma's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through. 6. Yo mamma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change. 7. Yo mamma's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip. 8. Yo mamma's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower. 9. Yo mamma's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mamma" 10. Yo mamma's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's. 11. Yo mamma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live. 12. Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up 13. Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. 14. Yo momma so fat were in her right now 15. Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise 16. Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone 17. Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors 18. Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world 19. Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy 20. Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" 21. Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" 22. Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized 23. Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway 24. Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller 25. Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets 26. Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th 27. Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too 28. Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" 29. Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! 30. Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" 31. Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. 32. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. 33. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. 34. Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!