*I was at this party last night and I doubled-dipped. Yup, once in your mom, once in your sister.* *(To be used on short person) It's not my fault you can't go on the good rides in Disney. * *My vibrator is bigger than that, and it has a higher IQ too* *I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person. * *Yeah, I'd love to fuck your brains out, but apparently someone BEAT ME TO IT! * *What's the best sex position for making ugly babies? Ask Your Mom!* *Are your parents cousins?* *Do your parents know your gay?* *Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?* *You're, so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mom.* *Your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.* *I know cement that gets hard faster than you.* *Tell your mother to stop wearing different colored lipstick, I am getting a damn rainbow around my dick.* *Go floss your teeth with the sweaty hairs on my ass.* *Nice face...what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back*   Hee hee hee those are some pretty good insults there hey? if you got anymore send them to my email and I'll be sure ti put them on kay= ) Go on to the next page and find some short insults LOL they are funny to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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