The Trek BBS
A Trek Nation site
Visit Our Affiliate!

Please note: The Neutral Zone is the place to discuss contentious issues, some of which may become rather heated. In general, this means this forum will be the home for serious discussions on politics, issues of life, religion and morals, and major world views. It is a place where the saying "If you don't like it, don't visit it" applies. Note that you must have 100 posts to start a thread here, or 50 to post replies.

This forum has a minimum amount of moderation. Please read the Trek BBS Policy for more details on the forum.

  The Trek BBS
  The Neutral Zone
  A dinosuar was killed on Congo

Post New Topic  Post A Reply
profile | register | preferences | faq

UBBFriend: Email This Page to Someone! next newest topic | next oldest topic
Author Topic:   A dinosuar was killed on Congo - (Read 855 Times)
MajorBarcalow
Lt. Cmdr.
posted January 21, 2002 21:11     Click Here to See the Profile for MajorBarcalow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I believe in mokeele-mabambi. These are dinosuars that like the brontasarus and that is like the classic dinosuar shape. My computer said they are saropods that are still living and did not die when dinosuars died out and then became extinct. These dinosuars are still living and not dead. And they are living on the Congo on a swamp that to get to is being very hard. It is isoleted.

Here is where my computer says this:

http://www.mokelembembe.com/

That was wrote by Scott Norman. He is a photographer and christian. I am believing in him. This is very impecunious and I am itinerant about this.

On my computer, it says this:

http://www.anomalist.com/reports/mokele.html

This says that a dinosuars was killed to death by spears with blacks. They are pigmys. They all ate the dinosuars and the ones that did eaten it died and then poisoned to death. The girls have babies after twelv.

On Scot Norman's computer, there says a story where the blacks on the swamp on Congo drew pictures. These pictures were drawing the dinosuars from there and they looked like the dinosuars. But this is strange and because THESE BLACKS NEVER SAW DINOSUARS EVER! How can they make it a lie? They never saw one to lie for! There are many animals we still can't see because they can't find them so they are not been unvented yet.

Treker4747
Fleet Captain
posted January 21, 2002 21:29     Click Here to See the Profile for Treker4747   Click Here to Email Treker4747     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yeah this is an exercise in futility, but good fun none the less!

quote:
I believe in mokeele-mabambi. These are dinosuars that like the brontasarus and that is like the classic dinosuar shape.
Actualy, there is no such thing as a brontasaurus... and I know of no "classic" dinosaur shape... They're all pretty different looking to me.

quote:
My computer said
:: snip::
quote:
Here is where my computer says this
:: snip::
quote:
On my computer, it says this
... Your computer talks alot... mine hardly ever talks.

quote:
This says that a dinosuars was killed to death by spears with blacks. They are pigmys. They all ate the dinosuars and the ones that did eaten it died and then poisoned to death. The girls have babies after twelv.

I had a Dinoburger once in Bedrock,AZ... It was kind of tough and lacked flavor... Didn't kill me, though, I guess these poor Pigmies probably didn't cook it thourghly, dinoburger is like that. Don't most girls have babies after 12???

quote:
They never saw one to lie for!

So to lie about seeing something you have to see it? But if you see something, how can you lie about seeing it, when you have seen it? (ugh... I think this is getting contagious)

quote:
There are many animals we still can't see because they can't find them so they are not been unvented yet.

Not sure how one "unvents" but I'm pretty sure it has little to do with Pigmies and dinosaurs!

[This message has been edited by Treker4747 (edited January 21, 2002).]

Blooded
Captain
posted January 21, 2002 22:09     Click Here to See the Profile for Blooded   Click Here to Email Blooded     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
MajorBarcalow, I dont know why but I just can't seem to take any of your posts seriously. I just can't help but laugh when i see certain posts you have made.

------------------
Coming Soon ...
Star Trek : The Adventures Of Captain Moron

The Star Trek BBS
The Smallville BBS

mastequila
Lt. Cmdr.
posted January 21, 2002 23:22     Click Here to See the Profile for mastequila     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Treker4747:
Yeah this is an exercise in futility...

Amen.

quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
This says that a dinosaurs was killed to death by spears with blacks.

ROTFLMAO!

[This message has been edited by mastequila (edited January 21, 2002).]

TheMaster
Rear Admiral
posted January 21, 2002 23:25     Click Here to See the Profile for TheMaster   Click Here to Email TheMaster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
I believe in mokeele-mabambi.
I believe in music, wo-wo, and I, I believe in love .

These are dinosuars that like the brontasarus and that is like the classic dinosuar shape.

The classic dinosaur shape is a '57 Bel-Air. Tail fins and all.

My computer said they are saropods that are still living and did not die when dinosuars died out and then became extinct. These dinosuars are still living and not dead. And they are living on the Congo on a swamp that to get to is being very hard. It is isoleted.

I think it is getting easier, with that volcano killing everybody. Pretty soon, only dinosaurs will be left in the Congo.

That was wrote by Scott Norman. He is a photographer and christian. I am believing in him. This is very impecunious and I am itinerant about this.

Dude, your losing it. The act is over, you ain't fooling anyone anymore.


On my computer, it says this:
This says that a dinosuars was killed to death by spears with blacks. They are pigmys. They all ate the dinosuars and the ones that did eaten it died and then poisoned to death. The girls have babies after twelv.
I generally have brandies after twelve, perhaps with a good cigar.

On Scot Norman's computer, there says a story where the blacks on the swamp on Congo drew pictures.
Too many talking computers! Dave, stop. Stop Dave, stop...

These pictures were drawing the dinosuars from there and they looked like the dinosuars. But this is strange and because THESE BLACKS NEVER SAW DINOSUARS EVER! How can they make it a lie?
People can make dinosaurs lie very easily. After a few drinks, they never tell the truth.

They never saw one to lie for! There are many animals we still can't see because they can't find them so they are not been unvented yet.



Oh that was too much! Unvented! My dog's vented and now I have to leave the room. Phew! Snowy, what the fuck youse been eating!

Duke
Fleet Captain
posted January 21, 2002 23:32     Click Here to See the Profile for Duke   Click Here to Email Duke     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
This is very impecunious and I am itinerant about this.

Jeez I wish I knew what this meant, but it's brilliant I think.

quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
There are many animals we still can't see because they can't find them so they are not been unvented yet.


But Barky I thought you just said that if you can't see it, it doesn't exist (yet). Kinda like you I guess.

MajorBarcalow
Lt. Cmdr.
posted January 22, 2002 00:39     Click Here to See the Profile for MajorBarcalow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here's a idea for everyone to think. READ THE SITES THEN TALK ON ME! People just pick my posts and ignor my message and they miss out. I read this HERE months ago and learned a lot because then I wasn't knowing this and now I do. Mispelings and typing acidents ARE NOT IMPORTANT. THEY DON"T MATTER. I UNDERSTAND ME!!!WHY NOT YOU?!!!!!

I hope if I make me a teacher it is easyer than this here to teach people on things important.

movieboy
Lt. Cmdr.
posted January 22, 2002 00:51     Click Here to See the Profile for movieboy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^ You are so incomprehensible that it hurts. Who cares if people do not understand you? 99% of people here still get a good laugh from reading your posts.

TheMaster
Rear Admiral
posted January 22, 2002 00:57     Click Here to See the Profile for TheMaster   Click Here to Email TheMaster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
There are some Forteans on the board, that do have an interest in cryptozoology.

That said, I don't think there is a dino in the Congo.

MajorBarcalow
Lt. Cmdr.
posted January 22, 2002 01:03     Click Here to See the Profile for MajorBarcalow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh, yeah? Well, I am thinking a dead dinosuar living on the Congo is more interesting than spelling mistakes I make. Too bad. I am all alone and esoteric.

TheMaster
Rear Admiral
posted January 22, 2002 01:10     Click Here to See the Profile for TheMaster   Click Here to Email TheMaster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On the contrary, I am most interested in cryptozoology, but I do not think there is something that concrete in the Congo. We have hundreds of lakes worldwide with sightings, from Loch Ness, to Norway, Sweden, North America (even a medium sized lake in Upstate NY where I've swam...) and Africa. It would seem, that it is next to impossible.

Antelopes and Muntjaks yes, dinos no.

ed629
Commander
posted January 22, 2002 01:14     Click Here to See the Profile for ed629     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
Oh, yeah? Well, I am thinking a dead dinosuar living on the Congo is more interesting than spelling mistakes I make. Too bad. I am all alone and esoteric.


I agree a dead living anything is pretty interesting. And I would think your inner circle is very small indeed, because you are the only one that understands you.

quote:
I UNDERSTAND ME!!!WHY NOT YOU?!!!!!

"I cannot of course count upon being fully understood because these things are dealt with which cannot be expressed in human language; they exceed human understanding. Nor can I maintain that everything is irrefutably certain even for me: much remains only presumption and probability. After all I too am only a human being and therefore limited by the confines of human understanding; but one thing I am certain of, namely that I have come infinitely closer to the truth than human beings who have not received divine revelation."
--Daniel Paul Schreber, Memoirs of My Nervous Illness

[This message has been edited by ed629 (edited January 22, 2002).]

Leith Jones
Captain
posted January 22, 2002 01:14     Click Here to See the Profile for Leith Jones   Click Here to Email Leith Jones     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Let's take this one at a time:

quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
This says that a dinosuars was killed to death by spears with blacks.

This was last week's lesson. You can beat something to death, kick something to death, but you cannot kill something to death. Even by spears with blacks.


quote:
They are pigmys.

What? The dinosaurs or the blacks?


quote:
They all ate the dinosuars and the ones that did eaten it died and then poisoned to death.

Good usage: poisoned to death. Better than killed to death by poison. Too bad the rest of it makes no sense.


quote:
The girls have babies after twelv.

After twelv what? Beers?


Last, but not least:

impecunious: having little or no money, usu. habitually

itinerant: travelling from place to place, esp. covering a circuit

Beg pardon?

MajorBarcalow
Lt. Cmdr.
posted January 22, 2002 01:34     Click Here to See the Profile for MajorBarcalow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Leith Jones:
[B
impecunious: having little or no money, usu. habitually

itinerant: travelling from place to place, esp. covering a circuit

Beg pardon? [/B]



Those words are wrong. I learned them but I forgot what I wanted my meaning to say.

TheMaster
Rear Admiral
posted January 22, 2002 01:42     Click Here to See the Profile for TheMaster   Click Here to Email TheMaster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Amazing that he can spell "impecunious", "itinerant", and "esoteric" but not "easier"!!

Confess! Confess!

Pthalo BlueMoon
Lieutenant
posted January 22, 2002 02:24     Click Here to See the Profile for Pthalo BlueMoon   Click Here to Email Pthalo BlueMoon     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
Mispelings and typing acidents ARE NOT IMPORTANT. THEY DON"T MATTER. I UNDERSTAND ME!!!WHY NOT YOU?!!!!!

I hope if I make me a teacher it is easyer than this here to teach people on things important.


I understand you, Barky. Come to mama! I could teach you things that will make your toes curl!


------------------
-formerly known as rayna

"To love another person is to see the face of God."
Jean Valjean-Les Miserables

-the future Mrs. MajorBarcalow

[This message has been edited by Pthalo BlueMoon (edited January 22, 2002).]

Instigator
Lieutenant
posted January 22, 2002 02:47     Click Here to See the Profile for Instigator   Click Here to Email Instigator     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It's been a while since I laughed this hard!
Thanks, everyone!

Kirkardsiskarchway
Rear Admiral
posted January 22, 2002 03:09     Click Here to See the Profile for Kirkardsiskarchway     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
I believe in mokeele-mabambi. These are dinosuars that like the brontasarus and that is like the classic dinosuar shape. My computer said they are saropods that are still living and did not die when dinosuars died out and then became extinct. These dinosuars are still living and not dead. And they are living on the Congo on a swamp that to get to is being very hard. It is isoleted.

Here is where my computer says this:

http://www.mokelembembe.com/

That was wrote by Scott Norman. He is a photographer and christian. I am believing in him. This is very impecunious and I am itinerant about this.

On my computer, it says this:

http://www.anomalist.com/reports/mokele.html

This says that a dinosuars was killed to death by spears with blacks. They are pigmys. They all ate the dinosuars and the ones that did eaten it died and then poisoned to death. The girls have babies after twelv.

On Scot Norman's computer, there says a story where the blacks on the swamp on Congo drew pictures. These pictures were drawing the dinosuars from there and they looked like the dinosuars. But this is strange and because THESE BLACKS NEVER SAW DINOSUARS EVER! How can they make it a lie? They never saw one to lie for! There are many animals we still can't see because they can't find them so they are not been unvented yet.


Good lord...

Leith Jones
Captain
posted January 22, 2002 03:41     Click Here to See the Profile for Leith Jones   Click Here to Email Leith Jones     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
C'mon, Major!! How can you resist a chance to curl your toes?

WeaponOfChoice
Fleet Captain
posted January 22, 2002 06:25     Click Here to See the Profile for WeaponOfChoice   Click Here to Email WeaponOfChoice     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Damn you Major, if you don't give Pthalo the kind of lovin' a woman needs then I guess I'll have to go in and do the deed for you.

Pthalo, why bother with that loser when you can have me??? We can do things which will do more than just make toes curl.

Crewman6
Commander
posted January 22, 2002 06:42     Click Here to See the Profile for Crewman6   Click Here to Email Crewman6     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Just a word of caution for those who would doubt the reality of the Major's persona:

I was accused of trolling and received a warning for daring to suggest, through logical, rational and non-inflammatory language, that Major Barcalow might be pulling our leg.

I was going to post in QSF, but what's really the point?

but, like everyone else, I am a huge fan of the Major, so keep 'em coming, Barky!

BlackHawk
Lt. Cmdr.
posted January 22, 2002 07:37     Click Here to See the Profile for BlackHawk   Click Here to Email BlackHawk     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Haha.. this is funny.

Major, have you seen the Yuri/Abominable Snowman/Saskwatch (sp?) too?

[This message has been edited by BlackHawk (edited January 22, 2002).]

Miss Chicken
Captain
posted January 22, 2002 07:43     Click Here to See the Profile for Miss Chicken     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Another quality Major Barcalow thread

A couple of weeks ago a lake that has been dry for 14 years here in Tasmania filled up as a result of the extra heavy rains we are getting this year. The local paper showed a picture of a dinosaur swimming in the lake. This dinosaur look quite like the photos you see of Nessie. I think it also looked like a few old car tyres put together but the paper said it was a dinosaur so I MUST be wrong.

BTW WeaponOfChoice you have joined those being gossiped about in "Major News'. See here towards the bottom of the page

http://www.oocities.org/barkyfc/News.html

------------------
"I always have a wonderful time, wherever I am, whomever I'm with." --Jimmy Stewart as Elwood P. Dowd in HARVEY

Major Barcalow Fan Club - Click Here

BlackHawk
Lt. Cmdr.
posted January 22, 2002 08:36     Click Here to See the Profile for BlackHawk   Click Here to Email BlackHawk     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^^ Hey Miss Chicken, sign me up for the fan club.

This is quality entertainment at a low-low price


-- BlackHawk

Dirty Wookie
Captain
posted January 22, 2002 08:36     Click Here to See the Profile for Dirty Wookie   Click Here to Email Dirty Wookie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Major Bearclaw.

Although I liked you in the Peter David written ST comic in the late 90's, you seem to have devolved into somewhat of a twat.

AscendantOne
Lieutenant
posted January 22, 2002 15:13     Click Here to See the Profile for AscendantOne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
That was wrote by Scott Norman. He is a photographer and christian. I am believing in him. This is very impecunious and I am itinerant about this

Well I don't believe in him. How could such a being exist?

Barky, you suck.

Die.

Bye

------------------
"We must go forwards not backwards, and upwards but not forwards, twirling, twirling, twirling our way to victory!" -- Kang or Kodos

Mark de Vries
Lt. Cmdr.
posted January 22, 2002 15:42     Click Here to See the Profile for Mark de Vries   Click Here to Email Mark de Vries     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Quality humour! Fantastic. Been a while since I saw such a funny thread on the board. Y'know what Barky makes me think of? I.R. Baboon. Could be on to something here...

------------------
"Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?"
"No... But I served with the company of heroes."

"Who cares what psychiatrists write on walls!?"

"Love like your life depends on it... Because it does." -Michael Franti.

WeaponOfChoice
Fleet Captain
posted January 22, 2002 20:53     Click Here to See the Profile for WeaponOfChoice   Click Here to Email WeaponOfChoice     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ah, what a bizarre love triangle this is: the Major, Pthalo, and me. Nevertheless I shall not let the Major or anyone else get in the way of my conquest of Pthalo.

Duster
Fleet Captain
posted January 22, 2002 21:11     Click Here to See the Profile for Duster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Treker4747:
Actualy, there is no such thing as a brontasaurus... and I know of no "classic" dinosaur shape... They're all pretty different looking to me.


There was a dinosaur that was once referred to as a brontosaurus and was renamed to apatosaurus. See http://www.miketaylor.org.uk/dino/faq/s-class/bronto/index.html for details

There is a legend of m'kele mbembe that some theorize might be a sauropod. There was a movie made based on it, starring William Katt and Sean Young. It was Baby, Secret of the Lost Legend. http://us.imdb.com/Title?0088760

MajorBarcalow
Lt. Cmdr.
posted January 22, 2002 23:14     Click Here to See the Profile for MajorBarcalow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Miss Chicken:

A couple of weeks ago a lake that has been dry for 14 years here in Tasmania filled up as a result of the extra heavy rains we are getting this year. The local paper showed a picture of a dinosaur swimming in the lake. This dinosaur look quite like the photos you see of Nessie. I think it also looked like a few old car tyres put together but the paper said it was a dinosaur so I MUST be wrong.


If this is being serious, is there a site telling this?

Tasmania is near Australia and they have extinct dead animals there. The Tasmanean tiger is been seen there so and it may not been extinct all the way yet. Smiledans are sabertoothed tigers. There only in North America.

TheMaster
Rear Admiral
posted January 22, 2002 23:24     Click Here to See the Profile for TheMaster   Click Here to Email TheMaster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Weaponofchoice: You're a bit down the line, PBM is mine!

WeaponOfChoice
Fleet Captain
posted January 23, 2002 00:07     Click Here to See the Profile for WeaponOfChoice   Click Here to Email WeaponOfChoice     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Never!! PBM is mine I tell you - MINE!! Neither you, nor Barky, nor anyone else shall be able to take PBM from me. I shall slay anyone who doth attempt to swipe the fair maiden Pthalo from my grasp.

[This message has been edited by WeaponOfChoice (edited January 23, 2002).]

Admiral Kyle
Commander
posted January 23, 2002 01:27     Click Here to See the Profile for Admiral Kyle   Click Here to Email Admiral Kyle     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
I believe in mokeele-mabambi. These are dinosuars that like the brontasarus and that is like the classic dinosuar shape.

I believe in grilled cheese sandwiches. These are sandwiches with melted cheese and that is like the classic sandwich shape.

quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
My computer said they are saropods that are still living and did not die when dinosuars died out and then became extinct. These dinosuars are still living and not dead. And they are living on the Congo on a swamp that to get to is being very hard. It is isoleted.

My computer said they are sandwiches with melted cheese, usually cheddar or american. The sandwiches are still made and not dismade. And they are made on the home on a skillet that to turn on is being very easy. It is hott.

quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
Here is where my computer says this:

http://www.mokelembembe.com/

That was wrote by Scott Norman. He is a photographer and christian. I am believing in him. This is very impecunious and I am itinerant about this.

On my computer, it says this:

http://www.anomalist.com/reports/mokele.html


Here is where my computer says this:

http://www.grilledcheesesandwich.com

That was wrote by Norman Heim. He is a pornographer and atheist. I am believing in him. This is very poor and I am traveling on the job about this.

On my computer, it says this:

http://www.sandwiches.com/reports/grilledcheese.html

quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
This says that a dinosuars was killed to death by spears with blacks. They are pigmys. They all ate the dinosuars and the ones that did eaten it died and then poisoned to death. The girls have babies after twelv.

This says that a grilled cheese sandwich was eaten to death by forks with knives. They are sharp. They all ate the grilled cheese sandwiches and the ones that did eaten it died and then poisened to death. The boys have babies after sven.

quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
On Scot Norman's computer, there says a story where the blacks on the swamp on Congo drew pictures. These pictures were drawing the dinosuars from there and they looked like the dinosuars. But this is strange and because THESE BLACKS NEVER SAW DINOSUARS EVER! How can they make it a lie? They never saw one to lie for! There are many animals we still can't see because they can't find them so they are not been unvented yet.

On Norman Heim's macintosh, there says a story where the knives on the skillet on home wrote recipies. These recipies were written the grilled cheese sandwiches from there and they looked like the grilled cheese sandwiches. But this is strange and because THESE KNIVES NEVER SAW GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES EVER! How can they make it a lie? They never saw one to lie for! There are many sandwiches we still can't see because they can't find them so they are not been disvented yet.

~Kyle

el_matarife
Lieutenant
posted January 23, 2002 02:07     Click Here to See the Profile for el_matarife     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by WeaponOfChoice:
Never!! PBM is mine I tell you - [b]MINE!!


All your PBM are belong to us! Lol, I had to take the shot. Good luck to you WOC! If I can't have her, at least a fellow aspie can!

rafterman1701
Captain
posted January 23, 2002 05:02     Click Here to See the Profile for rafterman1701   Click Here to Email rafterman1701     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
I believe in mokeele-mabambi. These are dinosuars that like the brontasarus and that is like the classic dinosuar shape. My computer said they are saropods that are still living and did not die when dinosuars died out and then became extinct.

Does your computer's voice sound like Majel Barret?


These dinosuars are still living and not dead.
[/QUOTE]

Still living and not dead? Wow how is that possible?



That was wrote by Scott Norman.
[/QUOTE]

Actually, the correct past tense is written.


He is a photographer and christian. I am believing in him.
[/QUOTE]

And I believe in you Major.



There are many animals we still can't see because they can't find them so they are not been unvented yet.

[/QUOTE]

You can't invent an animal you moron. This is getting ridiculous, this shit has to be made up, come on, over and over again the same crap, funny, funny, funny, but fake man, give me a break. If you're real, then you're a complete idiot.

------------------
Second star to the right...and straight on 'till morning...
Captain James T. Kirk

rafterman1701
Captain
posted January 23, 2002 05:10     Click Here to See the Profile for rafterman1701   Click Here to Email rafterman1701     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:

Tasmania is near Australia and they have extinct dead animals there. The Tasmanean tiger is been seen there so and it may not been extinct all the way yet. Smiledans are sabertoothed tigers. There only in North America.

Tasmania is an island, but is part of Australia. Extinct and dead? Wow, that's too bad. How can something not be all the way extinct? It either is or isn't. There only in North America?
No, I'm not there. Oh, do you mean they're as in they are?
Barko I teach English, do you want me to give you some lessons or suggest a couple good grammar books for English as a second language?

------------------
Second star to the right...and straight on 'till morning...
Captain James T. Kirk

MajorBarcalow
Lt. Cmdr.
posted January 23, 2002 06:55     Click Here to See the Profile for MajorBarcalow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by rafterman1701:

Barko I teach English, do you want me to give you some lessons or suggest a couple good grammar books for English as a second language?


Me too. I am a English major. This semaster I'm studying Vocabulery. I needed to graduate before but I needed to take classes again over and I can only take SOME credits for every semaster. They don't let me take all. I am here longer than everyone was. I work at the Univarsity where I study and it helps me so I can pay with money.

WeaponOfChoice
Fleet Captain
posted January 23, 2002 07:00     Click Here to See the Profile for WeaponOfChoice   Click Here to Email WeaponOfChoice     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
Me too. I am a English major. This semaster I'm studying Vocabulery. I needed to graduate before but I needed to take classes again over and I can only take SOME credits for every semaster. They don't let me take all. I am here longer than everyone was. I work at the Univarsity where I study and it helps me so I can pay with money.

Did you happen to flunk remedial spelling and keyboarding as well??

Crewman6
Commander
posted January 23, 2002 07:57     Click Here to See the Profile for Crewman6   Click Here to Email Crewman6     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Admiral Kyle, that was brilliant.

TheMaster
Rear Admiral
posted January 23, 2002 11:51     Click Here to See the Profile for TheMaster   Click Here to Email TheMaster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh those poor cheese sandwiches!

Fuckin A dude, a masterpiece!

ed629
Commander
posted January 23, 2002 14:59     Click Here to See the Profile for ed629     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
Me too. I am a English major. This semaster I'm studying Vocabulery. I needed to graduate before but I needed to take classes again over and I can only take SOME credits for every semaster. They don't let me take all. I am here longer than everyone was. I work at the Univarsity where I study and it helps me so I can pay with money.


How long have you been going to the University?

Bulldog19
Captain
posted January 23, 2002 16:34     Click Here to See the Profile for Bulldog19   Click Here to Email Bulldog19     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Boy, you guys are cruellllll...

------------------
I have sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat...

MajorBarcalow
Lt. Cmdr.
posted January 23, 2002 17:28     Click Here to See the Profile for MajorBarcalow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ed629:
How long have you been going to the University?

I went since I was twentytwo. Because I started late and then they made me take over classes I taken already in my old school. But I had to take less fewer classes because I had to go work again part-time at least. But I'm lucky because the work is for the Univarsity where I go. I only take few classes every semaster now because of money and my work. I started late after my old school. Because I went working at a dairy. But I had to quit and then I go to the brewry.

Malnurtured Snayer
Lt. Cmdr.
posted January 24, 2002 00:12     Click Here to See the Profile for Malnurtured Snayer   Click Here to Email Malnurtured Snayer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Brewery, eh?

Pthalo BlueMoon
Lieutenant
posted January 24, 2002 00:23     Click Here to See the Profile for Pthalo BlueMoon   Click Here to Email Pthalo BlueMoon     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh my...

So many choices, so little time.

Boys, I'm flattered, but my heart belongs to Barky.

My body, on the other hand...

------------------
-formerly known as rayna

"To love another person is to see the face of God."
Jean Valjean-Les Miserables

-the future Mrs. MajorBarcalow

WeaponOfChoice
Fleet Captain
posted January 24, 2002 00:34     Click Here to See the Profile for WeaponOfChoice   Click Here to Email WeaponOfChoice     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
After some lovin', Pthalo, your heart AND body will belong to me and you'll wonder what you ever saw in the Major.

rafterman1701
Captain
posted January 24, 2002 05:38     Click Here to See the Profile for rafterman1701   Click Here to Email rafterman1701     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
Me too. I am a English major. This semaster I'm studying Vocabulery. I needed to graduate before but I needed to take classes again over and I can only take SOME credits for every semaster. They don't let me take all. I am here longer than everyone was. I work at the Univarsity where I study and it helps me so I can pay with money.



Nnow you're really making me laugh. You're a English major? Wow, I was an English major...
Seriously man, this can't just be poor typing skills, your grammar is atrocious....I teach five year olds who speak better English than this and they are not native speakers...

------------------
Second star to the right...and straight on 'till morning...
Captain James T. Kirk

Gowron's Pointy Shoes
Lieutenant
posted January 24, 2002 14:35     Click Here to See the Profile for Gowron's Pointy Shoes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Malnurtured Snayer:
Brewery, eh?

That probably explains it all.

Perhaps the good Major has been sneaking out free samples.

------------------
Life is a short warm moment
And death is a long cold rest

Pink Floyd - Free Four

NoelPHX
Lieutenant
posted January 24, 2002 18:01     Click Here to See the Profile for NoelPHX   Click Here to Email NoelPHX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Admiral Kyle:
On Norman Heim's macintosh, there says a story where the knives on the skillet on home wrote recipies. These recipies were written the grilled cheese sandwiches from there and they looked like the grilled cheese sandwiches. But this is strange and because THESE KNIVES NEVER SAW GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES EVER! How can they make it a lie? They never saw one to lie for! There are many sandwiches we still can't see because they can't find them so they are not been disvented yet.

~Kyle


Damn your right those grilled cheese sandwiches are great!! I just ate one for lunch!
NoelPHX

------------------
Star Trek and Sports the best of Both Worlds!
NoelPHX

Borg Hunter
Fleet Captain
posted January 24, 2002 23:13     Click Here to See the Profile for Borg Hunter     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Somebody please call 911. I just can't handle this. Oh my...


So, Barky, you pay for things with money? That's pretty strange. Where I live, we pay for things with pubes. How come you don't? Where do you live?

------------------

"I'm leg broke!" -Ackery

Admiral Kyle
Commander
posted January 25, 2002 01:23     Click Here to See the Profile for Admiral Kyle   Click Here to Email Admiral Kyle     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thanks for the support, guys. Always nice to talk about grilled cheese sandwiches.
~Kyle

AscendantOne
Lieutenant
posted January 30, 2002 05:58     Click Here to See the Profile for AscendantOne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I believe in mokeele-mabambi. These are non-corporeal energy beings that like the calamarian and that is like the classic non-corporeal energy being shape. My LCARS said they are static clouds that are still living and did not die when non-corporeal energy beings died out and then became extinct. These non-corporeal energy beings are still living and not dead. And they are living on the Badlands on a swamp that to get to is being very hard. It is isoleted.
Here is where my LCARS says this:
<http://www.mokelembembe.com/>
That was wrote by Nokolulu;'e'e. He is a choreographer and yridian. I am believing in him. This is very impecunious and I am itinerant about this.
On my LCARS, it says this:
<http://www.anomalist.com/reports/mokele.html>
This says that a non-corporeal energy beings was killed to death by spears with Klingons. They are imperial races. They all ate the non-corporeal energy beings and the ones that did eaten it died and then poisoned to death. The Terrellians have babies after twelv.
On Nokollu;'e'e's LCARS, there says a story where the Klingons on the swamp on Badlands drew pictures. These pictures were drawing the non-corporeal energy beings from there and they looked like the non-corporeal energy beings. But this is strange and because THESE KLINGONS NEVER SAW NOCORPOREAL ENERGY BEINGS EVER! How can they make it a lie? They never saw one to lie for! There are many lifeforms we still can't see because they can't find them so they are not been unvented yet.

------------------
"We must go forwards not backwards, and upwards but not forwards, twirling, twirling, twirling our way to victory!" -- Kang or Kodos

Octavia
Lt. Cmdr.
posted January 30, 2002 09:27     Click Here to See the Profile for Octavia   Click Here to Email Octavia     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Gowron's Pointy Shoes:
That probably explains it all.

Perhaps the good Major has been sneaking out free samples.


Perhaps he's still there, swimming in the vats. He may even have hit his head on the side.

Which brewery was this again Major? Just so I know what not to drink this year?

[This message has been edited by Octavia (edited January 30, 2002).]

All times are UTC (GMT)

next newest topic | next oldest topic

Administrative Options: Close Topic | Archive/Move | Delete Topic
Post New Topic  Post A Reply
Beam to:

Contact Us | http://www.treknation.com/

Copyright 2000 © The Trek Nation. All rights reserved.

Powered by Infopop www.infopop.com © 2000
Ultimate Bulletin Board 5.47e




Main





- The Trek BBS
- Edit Profile
- Register
- Preferences

- FAQ
- Policy
- Top 50
- Search
- Warnings/Bans

- Chat Room

- Moderators
- Contact Info
- Disclaimer





Episodes










Headlines









Nation





- Trek Nation

- TrekToday

- Trek BBS
- German BBS

- ST: Hypertext
- The J-Team



All posts are the property of the poster. All other original content copyright © 1999-2002 by the Trek Nation and Christian Höhne Sparborth. The Trek Nation and its subsidiary sites are in no way affiliated with Paramount Pictures, Inc. Star Trek ®, in all its various forms, is a trademark of Paramount Pictures. All other trademarks and copyrights are the property of their respective holders. Please read the extended copyright notice.