Waiting until your next post...

I LOVE YOU, BARKY!

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-formerly known as rayna

"To love another person is to see the face of God."
Jean Valjean-Les Miserables

-the future Mrs. MajorBarcalow

I agree - I think you need some help.

Pthalo is more than willing to be of assistance. Why don't you take her up on her offer?

I know a friend who loves his female cousin, and supossedly (though its hard for me to believe), they have kissed before. As sick as it sounds, i've heard of this happening SEVERAL times (I mean, more cases like this). Thankfully ive got no female cousins!

Anyways.. You are right about the "teasing" part. There is this one girl i know, who is without a doubt very hot, that suffers from this teasing problem. You see, i dunno who ends up sufferng more.. the teasing girl, or the people she teases... Think bout it: This way she'll hardly ever get the right man, and she will be looked at as a, well, maybe a bit "slutty". This girl i was telling you about -she seem to be a nice person and all, but since we all know (my friends and I) that she teases many guys the same way, we dunno what to think. I mean, this chick has even changed some of her clothes in front of me once. Fortunately, by then I already knew what type of a woman she was. So I pretended to be unaltered by this (IT WAS HARD).. then i heard of other friends having the same experience. My suggestion to girls like this out there: Don't tease everyone the same way, or you'll never have friends (Well, actually, we could probably get into some Freudian talk about how there will never be friendship between a man and a woman as every relationship is ultimately aimed at sex? LOL, nah!)

Now second cousins I see a bit differently. I'm no backwoods hillbilly, and would never do anything with them, but I do admit feeling slightly different towards my second cousins, and third cousins.

But my first cousin....I really hate her and her flirts/passes she makes at me.

Has no one told your cousin how.. wrong.. icky.. it is to be lusting after one's own cousin?

Last year I was with their family for a while, and we all had to fit in one car. I sat in the back with her brother. It was very torturous when she was forced to sit in my lap. Of all the people there she sat on my lap. Maybey if she was more normal I wouldn't have a problem with it, but with her flirtatious behavior I do have a problem with it. I mean I see her as my little sister. Maybey if she was a second or third cousin I would get some sick thrill out of this, but she's my first cousin. Sometimes I don't even like going to stay with them because of her.

I just hope she grows out of flirting with her cousins. Maybey it's just some gross phase. One of her cousins may act like Major Barclow if she keeps this up.

For all you guys: When a girl is interested, she will let you know with no doubts. Or she should. Use your brain...the one between your ears, that is, and keep your pants zipped.

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Originally posted by Jonathan Archer:
Barcalow man, are you an Inbreeding catholic? You realise that the Bible forbids Inbreeding.

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No where in the bible does it state that doing it or marrying your cousin is inbreeding. Fact it marrying your cousing is perfectly legal.

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Originally posted by Jonathan Archer:
Barcalow man, are you an Inbreeding catholic? You realise that the Bible forbids Inbreeding.

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Originally posted by propita:
Joby, ignore her flirting. She sees you as a cousin, therefore off limits. BUT, as she consider's you 'safe', you're fair game in her immature mind to be teased. Remember, she really isn't ready for anything...and her teasing shows it.

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Yeah her immaturity is very clear. So are all her friends immaturity. They are at that age 14, 15, where they are kind fucked up in the head. I think she and her friends do see me as a safe guy to tease so blatantly like this. Like getting up close to me, always shoving their breasts in my face, walking around in a skimpy outfit or wet t-shirt just because they know I am around, sitting in my lap, etc, etc. I'm a 21 year old man in college, with my own car and everything....so I guess to them that's really really cool.

She and her friends may learn the tough way that they shouldn't do this. I have the adult sensablities to ignore her. Plus from my POV she's like a sister, her passes and flirts are really sick to me. I also have the maturity to realize her friends are just too young.

But some guys do act like Major Barclow.

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
This upset me much. I don't know why she led me on if she didn't love me Like I did. She just played with me and made me tell her I loved her. I really don't know why she did this to me and runed New Year's for everyone us all. I went to cry in bed. Because this was just to hard. I didn't have work today on New Year's day but I stayed in my room because it's still a little embarasing for me. I don't know why she did it but I wish I could get even but she lives far away now and not near.

Girls really need to think how guys are going to feel about the mesages they send. This is no fair.

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Dude, you really need to go and have a serious wank. A really good one at that too.

And she's your freaking cousin for crying out loud!!! How old is she anyway?

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Somehow, I still don't think "edible telephone" is the right answer.

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
This is not true. The Bible says it is good for men to have love with daughters and that is ok. I'm NOT inbreeding. That is lying. I just only wanted to kiss her alot anyway. Cousins are ok. And she was leding ME on to first.

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Dude how old are you?

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Originally posted by Joby:
Dude how old are you?

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Really, they like the fact we can't resist them, and they get a guilty pleasure by teasing us.

But now that I read your post, eww, you know I think my cousin is cute, but I would never tell her I thought that. Geez.

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Originally posted by bolian12:
I thought Barcalow considered lust sinful.

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Originally posted by ed629:
Dude, you really need to go and have a serious wank. A really good one at that too.

And she's your freaking cousin for crying out loud!!! How old is she anyway?

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What your talking on is wrong. And how old is she is no ones' busness. She was old enough to lead me. Age differences don't matter to love. My father was fifty-eight when I was born.

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
She was old enough to lead me.

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So if you lead a Barcalow to water, will he drink?

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
What your talking on is wrong. And how old is she is no ones' busness. She was old enough to lead me. Age differences don't matter to love. My father was fifty-eight when I was born.

[This message has been edited by MajorBarcalow (edited January 02, 2002).]

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Is she under 18 then? You really seem you like you don't want to answer this.

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My father was fifty-eight when I was born.

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This partly answers the question I asked in another Barky thread. Where is daddy - either dead, in an nursing home or in the rocking chair on the front porch.

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Originally posted by Jonathan Archer:
Barcalow man, are you an Inbreeding catholic? You realise that the Bible forbids Inbreeding.

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Quite aside from the idiotic Bible notions about inbreeding, it's genetically a bad idea.

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Originally posted by Techman47:
Quite aside from the idiotic Bible notions about inbreeding, it's genetically a bad idea.

Personally, I think [b]Major's parents were brother and sister, but this is only a theory.[/B]

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The Bible said a lot of things were bad before 'scientists' figured it out.

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Originally posted by Techman47:
Quite aside from the idiotic Bible notions about inbreeding, it's genetically a bad idea.

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This is not necesarilly true. I can know fathers and daughters and brothers with sisters who can make totaly normal babies. It depends on their love and God. But none of this have to do with me and the girl I love.

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But none of this have to do with me and the girl I love.

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Major, who exactly is the girl you love? Is it your cousin or the pity-date girl? Who will it be next week? The woman who delivers your mail? A 12-year-old girl? Jeri Ryan? Have you researched the difference between love and random horniness?

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:

This is not necesarilly true. I can know fathers and daughters and brothers with sisters who can make totaly normal babies. It depends on their love and God. But none of this have to do with me and the girl I love.

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FUCK! DO YOU MIND, I'M TRYING TO EAT MY LUNCH!

The point is, about 40% of each litter had to be destroyed because the puppy lacked an anus. That's not counting any that were born blind, deaf, or ill.

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Originally posted by MrGleep:
Have you researched the difference between love and random horniness?
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Horniness is a sin.

Didn't you post a problem with another girl a while back? You told her you loved her and she got mad? Dude... stop telling girls you love them! Let me tell you what you're doing... you want to fool around with some girls, and you think lust is a sin, so you are trying to pass it off as love. Telling a girl you love them after the first date is going to scare them off! Welcome to Earth... people have fun, date, have relationships, and yes sometimes have sex without loving each other. Everybody hopes that it will lead to love... but it doesn't always work out that way. But you can't just say that crap to somebody if you don't mean it. And if you DO mean it, you don't know what love is. You can't fall in love with a new girl each week, it doesn't work like that.

And leave your cousin alone. I used to wrestle and fool around with my female cousin... but I never thought I was in love with her. Loving your family and loving somebody romantically is different.

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
Why do girls have to act like they like all guys? Can't they just act like they really feel about other guys? Why do they all have to hug and kiss you and you are friends for her? If they don't love you, they should not act other ways and just treat you like a friend. I don't hug and kiss my friend. Why do girls?

My aunt and her daughter came to stay over for the holidays and I spend days with her daughter. She told to me that I'm cute and kissed me and huged me. She sat on my legs too and pinched me on the face. So on New Years, I go to her room and told her I loved her but she just got angry at me so I got upset and yelled at her. She started cussing atr me and I couldn't believe that. I was very furious. I went blank and said no more at her. Everyone got up and got mad then she and my aunt went home to day. I think she teased me and then got upset when I reacted back to her. It was natural to do like this. What was she expecting and acted that way to me for?

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You are a Damn Fool...
I cannot believe a real life person can be this stupid an Naive.
In fact like many have said before,i believe that your just making up these horrid(however funny)stories to get replies in your topics.

Just to Humor myself.I will respond to your "Problem":

1)If you are so religious and so into God why would you even attempt to do anything sexual related with your "cousin"?

2)If a girl smiles at you on the street would you tell her you loved her?

3)Are you even a Male?

4)what part of the country do you live in?

I just cannot comprehend that someone can be sooo IGNORANT.

2. NO!

3.I am a grown man.

4. Florida.

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:

I usualy ignor insults, but I was in gifted and talented in my school. I got ass.

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WTF! You keep saying that you "ignor" insults, but you never do!
Notice that last sentense?

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
1. I just wanted to kiss and not do anything wrong. That is ok because i loved her. She made me.

2. NO!

3.I am a grown man.

4. Florida.

I usualy ignor insults, but I was in gifted and talented in my school. I got as.

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How old are you?

How old is your cousin?

Since you work at the University.. why not find yourself a hottie there instead of your cousin?

By the fact everyone reacted badly should tell you that you've done something wrong.

What you need to do is get a group of friends and go clubbing and pick up some chick who isn't related to you.

They say love conquers all but that isn't true, love doesn't conquer blood relatives, animals or toasters.

BTW, I'm sorry I made fun of you before in the ENT forum, Major. I should have been more mature. Please accept my apology.

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"Beliefs, they're the bullets of the wicked."
-System of a Down, "War?"

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Originally posted by ed629:

I think you rode the short bus to school.

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So... do I ignore his posts and hope that he's just playing us, or do I think of the harm he might cause others and turn over every damn post and thread of his to my FBI friend? Just so they can keep an eye out on him...

What to do?

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Originally posted by PixieGrl:
See... here's my problem. On one hand, I think Barky is just yanking our wanks and that's he's basically harmless. On the other hand, if he's actually serious about everything he posts, his behavior begins to fall in line with standard profiles of violent criminals.

So... do I ignore his posts and hope that he's just playing us, or do I think of the harm he might cause others and turn over every damn post and thread of his to my FBI friend? Just so they can keep an eye out on him...

What to do?

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Those are more or less my thoughts as well, PixieGrl. If he's not for real, then we may as well keep on making fun of him, but not really take any of it seriously. Whereas if he is for real, he needs serious help. So do we talk to him seriously and try to convince him that the way he supposedly interacts with people is going to get him in serious trouble one of these days? Or just play along?

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Originally posted by PixieGrl:
See... here's my problem. On one hand, I think Barky is just yanking our wanks and that's he's basically harmless. On the other hand, if he's actually serious about everything he posts, his behavior begins to fall in line with standard profiles of violent criminals.

So... do I ignore his posts and hope that he's just playing us, or do I think of the harm he might cause others and turn over every damn post and thread of his to my FBI friend? Just so they can keep an eye out on him...

What to do?

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Oh yeah? What did I do that is ilegal? You know what! NOTHING!! I'm the one hurt!! Not her! I HAVEN"T DONE ANYTHING!!! IF THE COPS COME AT ME, I WON"T TALK TO THEM OR SAY ANYTHING. There is no reason here! I get insulted. I won't even open my door at all!!!!

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Originally quoted by MajorBarcalow:
There are dangerous people in the internet and people are giving up my private information so they will come to me.

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Somehow, I still don't think "edible telephone" is the right answer.

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:

Oh yeah? What did I do that is ilegal? You know what! NOTHING!! I'm the one hurt!! Not her! I HAVEN"T DONE ANYTHING!!! IF THE COPS COME AT ME, I WON"T TALK TO THEM OR SAY ANYTHING. There is no reason here! I get insulted. I won't even open my door at all!!!!

This is why I can't post no more. There is no point on it. And I get insulted and in private too. No one discuses with me they all just make fun and insult. I never hear an end to this about me. I have a life. I don't need this. There are dangerous people in the internet and people are giving up my private information so they will come to me. That is dangerous and now I'm having to live with that and pray this passes and no one comes and breaks in or gets me fired or tell the cops who follow me anyway. I am very afraid now.

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Looks like someone needs a major ego deflation. Do you seriously think any of us would want to comewithin a 10 meter radius of you? Especialy if you're shooting everything on your property like you say.

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Originally posted by PixieGrl:
So... do I ignore his posts and hope that he's just playing us, or do I think of the harm he might cause others and turn over every damn post and thread of his to my FBI friend? Just so they can keep an eye out on him...

What to do?

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Very good question. I too worry that the guy may be real - if he is, I wholeheartedly believe him to be dangerous. Anyone who's not sure of that should reread his posts about making his boss pay or his thoughts on the poor girl who had the misfortune of attracting his unwanted attention. This guy, if real, is seriously out of touch with reality and is narcissictic enough, volatile enough, and angry enough to do anything - he's proven his level of anger and sociopathy.

Talking to him in a reasoning way has been tried at lenght by many people and has failed.

So the question is: IS HE REAL? I dunno. I really don't. There are people out there who do have the personality and utter disconnect that he demonstrates. But there are things that don't add up. First one that comes to mind, how can this guy still be employed the way he behaves? Yelling at his boss...building Lego starships at work even though having figures at his desk was enough for a warning...moments of rational thought and clarity followed by the inability to comprehend the simplest things even a child would understand...

I want to believe he's a put-on, and I'm almost fully convinced. But there is that nagging feeling that he's not. And I worry what trouble he might cause for someone...I wasn't joking about that girl at work maybe looking into the possibility of a restraining order if he keeps at it. It's what's holding me back signing my name to his fan club - if he makes the papers, I don't want to be mentioned as having egged him on!

Maybe you should keep your options open re: your FBI friend. If he's a harmless kook, no harm done and you'll sleep better. He made up this persona, posted it for all to see, he's gotta live with attracting the attention he devises for himself, yeah?

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Originally posted by PantherTrekkie:
Major, this is for you.

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Oh and MajorBarcalow, I want you so badly....

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
Why do girls have to act like they like all guys? Can't they just act like they really feel about other guys? Why do they all have to hug and kiss you and you are friends for her? If they don't love you, they should not act other ways and just treat you like a friend. I don't hug and kiss my friend. Why do girls?

My aunt and her daughter came to stay over for the holidays and I spend days with her daughter. She told to me that I'm cute and kissed me and huged me. She sat on my legs too and pinched me on the face. So on New Years, I go to her room and told her I loved her but she just got angry at me so I got upset and yelled at her. She started cussing atr me and I couldn't believe that. I was very furious. I went blank and said no more at her. Everyone got up and got mad then she and my aunt went home to day. I think she teased me and then got upset when I reacted back to her. It was natural to do like this. What was she expecting and acted that way to me for?

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Nope. This person is definitely not the real me. I'm not sick.

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This is why I can't post no more.

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So you'll still post then?

Some guys were installing carpet at my friend's house the other day, he said:

"We can't get you no more nothing." after my friend asked if he could get some extra gold plates (for under the doors).

Triple negative?

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Originally posted by Malnurtured Snayer:
[QUOTE]T

"We can't get you no more nothing."

Triple negative?

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If a double negative equals a positive, then doesn't a triple negative equal a negative?

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
lust is sinful, but LOVE is good and good is next to God. I loved her and wanted to.

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I thought CLEANLINESS was next to God?

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Originally posted by dragonknight:
I still can't get over this. Why are any of you even trying to give this guy advice. Lets look at his track record. The whole Victoria's secret porn thing. The whole girl he went out with once and got pissed cause she didn't love him as much as he did her. The "They Won't give me a gun" thread, the whole thing about Wynona Ryder. And now this? Can someone's view of reality really be that screwed up that all of these things could be this way to him? The whole cousin thing? Come on this guy just picks subjects and goes with what the total opposite to the norm would be just to get this reaction out of you. He has established his pattern, just go back and look at it.

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Come on, it's just as funny when people far for this act. It's amusing to see that some people think this is even a real character. On the other hand, some people are just playing along. Bravo to the person who made up this persona.

Besides, it seems like great fun... these threads have been a hoot for me the last couple of days.

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
Why do girls have to act like they like all guys? Can't they just act like they really feel about other guys? Why do they all have to hug and kiss you and you are friends for her? If they don't love you, they should not act other ways and just treat you like a friend. I don't hug and kiss my friend. Why do girls?

My aunt and her daughter came to stay over for the holidays and I spend days with her daughter. She told to me that I'm cute and kissed me and huged me. She sat on my legs too and pinched me on the face. So on New Years, I go to her room and told her I loved her but she just got angry at me so I got upset and yelled at her. She started cussing atr me and I couldn't believe that. I was very furious. I went blank and said no more at her. Everyone got up and got mad then she and my aunt went home to day. I think she teased me and then got upset when I reacted back to her. It was natural to do like this. What was she expecting and acted that way to me for?

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Why do guys have to act like they like all guys? Can't they just act like they really feel about other guys? Why don't they all have to hug and kiss you and you are friends for him? If they don't love you, they should not act other ways and just treat you like a friend. I hug and kiss my friend. Why don't guys?

My uncle and his son came to stay over for the holidays and I spend days with his. He told to me that I'm ugly and kissed me and huged me. He sat on my face too and pinched me on the legs. So on New Years, I go to his room and told him I loved him but he just got angry at me so I got upset and yelled at him. He started cussing atr me and I couldn't believe that. I was very furious. I went blank and said no more at her. Everyone got up and got mad then he and my uncle went home to day. I think he teased me and then got upset when I reacted back to him. It was natural to do like this. What was he expecting and acted that way to me for?

In fact you have more wright, since your are a riter. I personally love your rightings and would love to see more of them.

Dont worry about the nasty people, they are just jealous that your life is so interesting and they have nothing.

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Originally posted by Craig_Nike:
MajorBarclaw dont listen to them - you just keep on posting here - you have as much right as anybody else.

In fact you have more wright, since your are a riter. I personally love your rightings and would love to see more of them.

Dont worry about the nasty people, they are just jealous that your life is so interesting and they have nothing.

You dont have to tell us any personal details, but please keep telling your stories.

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Originally posted by Red Whacker:
I remember my sexy cousin teasing me. After a long time of this, one day I decided to act upon it. I kissed her and she kissed back and we had sex. It was great, but that is all in the past now. Now we're great friends.

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Please let me in on more of this fascinating stuff, will ya? I mean:

- How old were the two of you when you had sex (for legal and cultural reasons)? What year did this occur?
- Was that the first time either (or both) of you had sex?
- Was the act just a french kiss and a little more, or was it absolutely "hardcore"?
- Was she your first cousin?

Fortunately for me, I have female cousins who are absolutely repugnant (in the physical sense - not to mention childish and immature in the inside)

[This message has been edited by Pete (edited January 26, 2002).]

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
[B]There is no reason in here. I started this thread at the begining. And to talk about why girls tease and why they pretend to be in love with you and then when you are they get angry. This is not to be about cousins and loving them but that isn't wrong anyway. The Bible said to me it is alright.

[B]

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The Bible is a book of shit stories that someone made up to explain something he couldn't, but we can now. If the Bible told you to fuck a cat, would you do it? If it said to jump off a bridge would you do that? I think you should, so sick people like you don't take up room on this planet.

But the Major is just so much more interesting than anobody else in here.

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
There is no reason in here. I started this thread at the begining. And to talk about why girls tease and why they pretend to be in love with you and then when you are they get angry. This is not to be about cousins and loving them but that isn't wrong anyway. The Bible said to me it is alright.

But I can't post anymore because everyone calls me a liar and they are making fun and insulting. I'm busy with school at my school and I don't have my internet privliges at my work anymore because my boss is trying to make me quit. He can't fire me because he would be looking bad like he can't run his department and the President would fire him. So instead he picks on me to make me quitting. I know this because in the whole of the department has internet privliges but me and a girl with two leg brases. So I don't have time for posts and no one wanted to talk to me anyway. Not really. It was like my old school. My teacher told me to ignor insults. And so I do.

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Actually, when I was 13-14 years old I encountered just that. Not a cousin though, but someone whom I consider to be an absolute slut "teased" me quite a bit. I mean, she would try to be near me all the time, and go beyond the usual "Can I have a piece of paper?" crap.

Unfortunately, for at least half a year I started to become attracted to her (not even knowing how poorly she was doing in her schoolwork). Now I was on the teaser's end.

I LOVE YOU, BARKY!

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"To love another person is to see the face of God."
Jean Valjean-Les Miserables

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Originally posted by Pthalo BlueMoon:
Please don't leave, I need you! Dammit, [b]Barky, WE need you! If you go, who will I stalk, er, love next? You have to stay!

I LOVE YOU, BARKY!

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Forget the Major and go with who your true feelings are for - me.

Of all of the things in this universe, it was our mutual enjoyment of Barky which brought the two of us together. Who'd have thought that a rambling, incoherent schizo posting nonsense on the internet, could bring the two of us together to form the kind of romance one would expect to see in films?? Would it be wrong to deny the two of us, who were brought together by coincidence, Star Trek, and a neurotic inbred, the kind of love grown men only dream of??

I tell you my dear Pthalo, leave Barky and join me at my side. Barky is only using you to make his cousin jealous. Show him that a woman - no, goddess, of your calibre deserves more than a 35 year old man who lives in his parents' basement, plays with his Legos all day, and fumes over conflicts between television shows and old roleplaying games. You deserve more. You deserve a real man. You deserve ME.

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Originally posted by WeaponOfChoice:

Forget the Major and go with who your true feelings are for - me.

Of all of the things in this universe, it was our mutual enjoyment of Barky which brought the two of us together. Who'd have thought that a rambling, incoherent schizo posting nonsense on the internet, could bring the two of us together to form the kind of romance one would expect to see in films?? Would it be wrong to deny the two of us, who were brought together by coincidence, Star Trek, and a neurotic inbred, the kind of love grown men only dream of??

I tell you my dear Pthalo, leave Barky and join me at my side. Barky is only using you to make his cousin jealous. Show him that a woman - no, goddess, of your calibre deserves more than a 35 year old man who lives in his parents' basement, plays with his Legos all day, and fumes over conflicts between television shows and old roleplaying games. You deserve more. You deserve a real man. You deserve [b]ME.

I await your response, fair maiden. For eternity in the firey depths of Hell would be preferable to going another night without you by my side.[/B]

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"Red Whacker, get your " f****** a** " over here and reply to my questions now!"

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Originally posted by WeaponOfChoice:
^ Bah!! It was perfectly relevant. Barky is using Pthalo to make his cousin jealous and go back to him. I hope to break the spell Barky has my dear Pthalo under and have her join me by my side where she belongs.

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Forget it. Barky can't see his cousin anymore (his mom and his aunt are fighting over the Christmas incident).

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Originally posted by Pete:
BTW, how dare you want a "harem" (in reference to the "Which female STAR TREK character / actress do you want to have SEX with?" thread)!

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
This thread was ruined by the cursing at the Bible. I can't be posting here and support that. I don't know for why it has to be like that. There are no places for that thinking here.

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
This thread was ruined by the cursing at the Bible. I can't be posting here and support that. I don't know for why it has to be like that. There are no places for that thinking here.

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cursing at the bible, hmmmm i'll never understand why people need to yell at books....

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Originally posted by AscendantOne:
Why do flargs have to act like they like all zlorgs? Can't they just act like they really feel about other zlorgs? Why do they all have to zax and slurzlack you and you are pod-sharers for its? If they don't slurg you, they should not act other ways and just treat you like a pod-sharer. I don't zax and slurzlack my pod-sharer. Why do flargs?
My pod-breeder and its pod-slurgling came to stay over for the holidays and I spend rotations with its pod-slurgling. it told to me that I'm zlog and slurzlacked me and zaxed me. it sat on my extensions too and glorged me on the face. So on Orbit Completion, I go to its coccoon and told it I slurged it but it just got flazzly at me so I got flozzled and blazzed at it. it started zlinking at me and I couldn't believe that. I was very drazblorg. I went blank and emitted no more at its. Everyone got up and got mad then it and my pod-breeder went home that rotation. I think it teased me and then got flozzled when I reacted back to its. It was natural to do like this. What was it expecting and acted that way to me for?

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Originally posted by MrGleep:
Hey, [b]RedWhacker, I'm curious too. [/B]

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Originally posted by AscendantOne:
Why do flargs have to act like they like all zlorgs? Can't they just act like they really feel about other zlorgs? Why do they all have to zax and slurzlack you and you are pod-sharers for its? If they don't slurg you, they should not act other ways and just treat you like a pod-sharer. I don't zax and slurzlack my pod-sharer. Why do flargs?
My pod-breeder and its pod-slurgling came to stay over for the holidays and I spend rotations with its pod-slurgling. it told to me that I'm zlog and slurzlacked me and zaxed me. it sat on my extensions too and glorged me on the face. So on Orbit Completion, I go to its coccoon and told it I slurged it but it just got flazzly at me so I got flozzled and blazzed at it. it started zlinking at me and I couldn't believe that. I was very drazblorg. I went blank and emitted no more at its. Everyone got up and got mad then it and my pod-breeder went home that rotation. I think it teased me and then got flozzled when I reacted back to its. It was natural to do like this. What was it expecting and acted that way to me for?

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