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Topic: Winona Rider's Tshirt - (Read 442 Times)
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MajorBarcalow
Lt. Cmdr.
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posted January 19, 2002 06:20
  
Last month, Winona Rider went to jail for she stolen thousands of dollars of things and she had drugs on her. This was bad because I liked Winona Rider and Winona Rider was popular being an actress and she was a role model for the girls and a hero. So she should know better and be behaving good. But she went to jail but did not go to prison yet and she should for being a theif and stealing things that aren't belonging to hers. She should go forever.Today my magazine said to me that in Califronia, there is selling t-shirts for Winona Rider that saying " Free Winona" and you can buy them from my computer at: http://www.freewinona.com/
This is bad because she is a theif and now they are making this into a cool thing. And funny too. It glamerises crime and jail by glamerising crimnals like Winona Rider. I hate her now but I'm very sad too. And upset with headachs. Because she was pretty and a hero but now I think the t-shirts say bad things to kids who want to be Winona Rider like I did. I was in my room on a bed until the food was for eating.
This seller selled shirts that said "Free JamesBrown" and James Brown shot cops at them. This upset me and reminds me of the people cheering for OJ Simpson after he killed all those people and ran away on a Ford Bronco which is a white truck you can drive. My black friend from role playing was even against him and we are never agreing and don't get a long. I think everyone is liking bad guys more and more and crimnals get glamerised by the television and the t-shirts and the things. This is a bad thing for the world and it is making me a prehensile. We need REAL good heros now.
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Starfleet Medical
Commander
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posted January 19, 2002 06:42
Sure, free her from jail, but stick her in a mental hospital, make her movie "Girl Interrupted" a reality.
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Crewman6
Commander
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posted January 19, 2002 06:55
^You'll need an extra cell for the Major, too.
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WeaponOfChoice
Fleet Captain
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posted January 19, 2002 08:17
quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
Last month, Winona Rider went to jail for she stolen thousands of dollars of things and she had drugs on her. This was bad because I liked Winona Rider and Winona Rider was popular being an actress and she was a role model for the girls and a hero. So she should know better and be behaving good. But she went to jail but did not go to prison yet and she should for being a theif and stealing things that aren't belonging to hers. She should go forever.Today my magazine said to me that in Califronia, there is selling t-shirts for Winona Rider that saying " Free Winona" and you can buy them from my computer at: http://www.freewinona.com/
This is bad because she is a theif and now they are making this into a cool thing. And funny too. It glamerises crime and jail by glamerising crimnals like Winona Rider. I hate her now but I'm very sad too. And upset with headachs. Because she was pretty and a hero but now I think the t-shirts say bad things to kids who want to be Winona Rider like I did. I was in my room on a bed until the food was for eating.
This seller selled shirts that said "Free JamesBrown" and James Brown shot cops at them. This upset me and reminds me of the people cheering for OJ Simpson after he killed all those people and ran away on a Ford Bronco which is a white truck you can drive. My black friend from role playing was even against him and we are never agreing and don't get a long. I think everyone is liking bad guys more and more and crimnals get glamerised by the television and the t-shirts and the things. This is a bad thing for the world and it is making me a prehensile. We need REAL good heros now.
Wow. Just, wow. Are we sure that MB isn't some kind of performance artist?? If that's the case then this guy is a true genius.
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strikefalcon
Captain
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posted January 19, 2002 08:19
You see the same shit every time Rob Downey Jr. gets arrested for using drugs! "Oh, poor Robby... We love you!" How many times must a guy go through rehab before they just say "Jeez, this guy's never gonna learn!!!" Just lock away the guy already! Same for Winona "grubby hands, I left my perscription receopt at home" Ryder! She's a rich actress for chrissakes!!! She deserves absolutely no sympathy! Or was she stealing from the rich to give to the poor? Hollywood's a sham!------------------
All I ask for is a tall ship and a star to steer her by. -John Masefield
Remember Sept. 11, 2001.
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Malnurtured Snayer
Lt. Cmdr.
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posted January 19, 2002 08:20
quote:
shot cops at them.
So, like, he'd use the big 400-pound donut munchers to disperse the crowd, then the new 160-pound recruits to pick off individual targets, I'm guessing? quote:
I was in my room on a bed until the food was for eating.
Yes, because food isn't ready to eat until mommy says it is. quote:
Ford Bronco which is a white truck you can drive.
Actually, Ford Broncos (like many cars) are available in a wide variety of colors. quote:
My black friend from role playing was even against him and we are never agreing and don't get a long
Let me see, you've said before you only have one friend, and now you tell us you and he never agree, and don't get along! Er. Why are you friends, then?
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Kislath
Captain
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posted January 19, 2002 10:37
I wouldn't mind getting rather prehensile with Winona myself!
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rafterman1701
Captain
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posted January 19, 2002 13:26
quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
Today my magazine said to me that in Califronia, there is selling t-shirts for Winona Rider that saying " Free Winona" and you can buy them from my computer
can i buy them from my computer? hahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhah damn man, just damn.....you're too fucking funny, i'm ready to piss myself laughing at this......... ------------------
Second star to the right...and straight on 'till morning...
Captain James T. Kirk
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movieboy
Lt. Cmdr.
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posted January 19, 2002 13:50
Minorbarcalow, Ms. Ryder was never jailed for shoplifting. IIRC, she was released on bail. And whilst I am no expert into legal proceedings I think that a person who commits a petty crime such as shoplifting would not be jailed.Quite frankly I didn't really give a shit regarding this incident. The last time I heard Winona Ryder was a human being and as such is prone to the same faults as anyboy else. Just because she is famous it does not mean that she must be 'whiter than white'.
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gerbil
Lieutenant
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posted January 19, 2002 13:58
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Originally posted by movieboy:
Minorbarcalow, Ms. Ryder was never jailed for shoplifting. IIRC, she was released on bail. And whilst I am no expert into legal proceedings I think that a person who commits a petty crime such as shoplifting would not be jailed.Quite frankly I didn't really give a shit regarding this incident. The last time I heard Winona Ryder was a human being and as such is prone to the same faults as anyboy else. Just because she is famous it does not mean that she must be 'whiter than white'.
Though I agree with you, (as much as I shudder to say it) MB is kinda right. Crime has been dramatized and polpularized by the media. ------------------
"Beliefs, they're the bullets of the wicked."
-System of a Down, "War?" WWHPD?
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AscendantOne
Lieutenant
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posted January 19, 2002 16:49
MajorBarcalow, I hate you and hope you die. Sharing even the most tenuous of genetic relations with you is offensive (unless of course you are a shaved ape that has been taught to type, in which case I applaud your bold efforts in living with us humans).That said, I also want to join your fanclub. And buy shirts from your computer. ------------------
"We must go forwards not backwards, and upwards but not forwards, twirling, twirling, twirling our way to victory!" -- Kang or Kodos
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ed629
Commander
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posted January 19, 2002 18:27
quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
Today my magazine said to me that in Califronia, there is selling t-shirts for Winona Rider that saying " Free Winona" and you can buy them from my computer at: http://www.freewinona.com/
Holy Shit, now you your magazine is starting to talk to you. Which of your posessions will be next? quote:
I was in my room on a bed until the food was for eating.
As opposed to it's previous use?
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My black friend from role playing was even against him and we are never agreing and don't get a long.
You should get your mom to set playdates for you then. quote:
We need REAL good heros now.
Like your elf hero?
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Somehow, I still don't think "edible telephone" is the right answer.
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AscendantOne
Lieutenant
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posted January 19, 2002 18:32
I think your computer should sell shirts that say 'Imprison MajorBarcalow' and 'Free Winona'------------------
"We must go forwards not backwards, and upwards but not forwards, twirling, twirling, twirling our way to victory!" -- Kang or Kodos
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MajorBarcalow
Lt. Cmdr.
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posted January 19, 2002 20:56
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Originally posted by movieboy:
Quite frankly I didn't really give a shit regarding this incident. The last time I heard Winona Ryder was a human being and as such is prone to the same faults as anyboy else. Just because she is famous it does not mean that she must be 'whiter than white'.
No because if she is a hero she has to act like one because she is a role model. She can't be it both a hero and then be a theif or a drug eater or whatever. If you are becoming famous you need to live better because you have the responsabilaty that you are the hero. And little kids will look at you and try to be you. You can't be famous and break laws. And it's worst when people treat you like your funny and cool for being a bad guy. Winona is disgustting now. I can't stand on her.
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MajorBarcalow
Lt. Cmdr.
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posted January 19, 2002 21:05
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Originally posted by Malnurtured Snayer:
Let me see, you've said before you only have one friend, and now you tell us you and he never agree, and don't get along! Er. Why are you friends, then?
I am in a role playing group and we play Next Gen. So we call him Geordy because of his color but we get a long but never are agreing because he likes Voyager. And I yell at him for not agreing with me always.
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movieboy
Lt. Cmdr.
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posted January 19, 2002 21:14
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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
No because if she is a hero she has to act like one because she is a role model. She can't be it both a hero and then be a theif or a drug eater or whatever. If you are becoming famous you need to live better because you have the responsabilaty that you are the hero. And little kids will look at you and try to be you. You can't be famous and break laws. And it's worst when people treat you like your funny and cool for being a bad guy. Winona is disgustting now. I can't stand on her.
The correct term in this context is 'heroine'.
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Leith Jones
Captain
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posted January 19, 2002 21:20
You can't stand on her? Does she keep throwing you off? Must be all the drugs she has been eating....------------------
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
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ed629
Commander
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posted January 20, 2002 01:44
quote:
Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
I am in a role playing group and we play Next Gen. So we call him Geordy because of his color but we get a long but never are agreing because he likes Voyager. And I yell at him for not agreing with me always.
You yell alot, don't you?
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rafterman1701
Captain
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posted January 20, 2002 03:24
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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
No because if she is a hero she has to act like one because she is a role model. She can't be it both a hero and then be a theif or a drug eater or whatever. [QUOTE]
wow, those damn drug eaters...
If you are becoming famous you need to live better because you have the responsabilaty that you are the hero. And little kids will look at you and try to be you. You can't be famous and break laws. And it's worst when people treat you like your funny and cool for being a bad guy. Winona is disgustting now. I can't stand on her.
why are you trying to stand on her? does she like people standing on her?
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Second star to the right...and straight on 'till morning...
Captain James T. Kirk
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Temis the Vorta
Rear Admiral
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posted January 20, 2002 03:28
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This seller selled shirts that said "Free JamesBrown" and James Brown shot cops at them.
Wait...I'm still trying to visualize James Brown shooting cops at t-shirts. Musta been a pretty large gun, huh? But I don't understand what he had against the t-shirts. YOW! GOOD God almighty! 
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ro_ro_ro_laren
Lt. Cmdr.
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posted January 20, 2002 22:05
lmao this is one of the funniest threads Ive read in ages James Brown shooting cops at t-shirts, Winona Ryder getting stood on, oh my stomachs aching from laughing so much. thanks major lol!------------------
There are...FOUR LIGHTS!
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el_matarife
Lieutenant
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posted January 21, 2002 00:49
Barcalow, you are going to be a hero. You see, I went to a school for kids with emotional and mental problems in high school until I graduated last year. I went there because I had Asperger's syndrome. But anyway, there are a lot of kids there now who have pretty bad mental handicaps. I am going to go visit Friday and use Major Barcalow as an example of what they could be when they grow up. A guy with a fan club and a devoted following on a trek board, and of course a hot chick (Pthalo) after him.
*note this entire post is a joke, not trying to troll, just being funny*
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WeaponOfChoice
Fleet Captain
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posted January 21, 2002 04:35
^ Cool. Another guy with Asperger's whos a fan of the Major. Damn, us Aspies are everywhere.
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Pthalo BlueMoon
Lieutenant
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posted January 21, 2002 04:56
el_matarife, you've made my day. Thanks for the compliment!Now, if only Barky felt the same way... ------------------
-formerly known as rayna "To love another person is to see the face of God."
Jean Valjean-Les Miserables -the future Mrs. MajorBarcalow
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el_matarife
Lieutenant
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posted January 21, 2002 05:15
^The major is a lucky guy if the stuff youve said in certain other threads is true. I envy the lucky guy. And yeah, WOC we are everywhere. I'm not the biggest fan of the major, but hes pretty damn funny.
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WeaponOfChoice
Fleet Captain
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posted January 21, 2002 05:25
Yep. We ought to look into giving the Major his own sitcom. Just think, he could be the salvation of the WB network.
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Duke
Fleet Captain
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posted January 21, 2002 05:57
For starters here's the fan club:www.oocities.org/barkyfc/Fans I laughed so hard that I just had to laugh. Out loud. Laughing.
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posted January 19, 2002 06:20
