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Topic: Yasmin Bleth has got probation. - (Read 577 Times)
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MajorBarcalow Lt. Cmdr.
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posted January 10, 2002 23:15
Yasmin Bleth was on Baywatch and on my television. She was arrested for cocane and she was driving and with the cocane. She was high and a man with her too and he was arested too. For driving high on cocane, she got probation and she got it for TWO YEARS and comunity service and into a rehab for getting off the drugs. I don't know for the man. But he was a third ofender so he was arrested before for TWO TIMES before! This is so wrong! Why would she do cocane? She has to be a milionare and this is what she done? Nothing to do for her that's better? And why is she driving in a car? And with someone else with cocane? Never get into a cocane car!!! And never drive high. She could kill everyone.Her sentence is too lean. She needs to be gone to jail forever and never drive. She is a role model and now a bad one! I used to look at her but not now. Now she is just a junky and when I look at her, I'm looking at cocane!!! The cops should be worse to her because this than to everyone on cocane. The guy should be gone to jail forever to.
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ed629 Commander
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posted January 10, 2002 23:18
quote: Originally posted by MajorBarcalow: Never get into a cocane car!!! And never drive high.
I've seen a wrecked car.. I've seen a flying car... But never ever have I ever seen a cocane car...
------------------ Somehow, I still don't think "edible telephone" is the right answer.
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ed629 Commander
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posted January 10, 2002 23:19
*** Double Post ***[This message has been edited by ed629 (edited January 10, 2002).]
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bolian12 Commander
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posted January 10, 2002 23:36
Who considers Yasmine "Bleth" a role model?
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Vic Sixx Captain
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posted January 11, 2002 00:54
I'm part of the community, you think there's a chance Yasmin might come service me?
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TheMaster Rear Admiral
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posted January 11, 2002 01:06
quote: Yasmin Bleth was on Baywatch and on my television.
I tried all sorts of things, but I couldn't get the bitch off of my tv. I tried high pressure hoses, loud noises, explosions, even bribes. She wouldn't get off my TV! So I got some coke, and drew a line from the street into the house. She got down on all fours, and sniffed her way off of my tv. Now I feel guilty because I think I started her off. But at least she's off my TV, so I could get T'Pol on it.
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Warp Core Breach Captain
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posted January 11, 2002 01:29
I've always felt that Yasmine Bleeth had an inner fat chick bursting to get out. I always pictured her in twenty years pulling an Elizabeth Taylor...doing an interview from her bed with a bucket of fried chicken nearby to lend comfort.As to why she got into coke in the first place...perhaps she was depressed by the fact that you dumped her, Major Barcalounger? It's all your fault, you know.
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Kelso Commodore
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posted January 11, 2002 02:18
quote: Originally posted by Vic Sixx: I'm part of the community, you think there's a chance Yasmin might come service me? 
LOL[This message has been edited by Kelso (edited January 11, 2002).]
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rafterman1701 Captain
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posted January 11, 2002 02:42
you're retarded major, your threads amuse me with their bad language and stupid ideas, thank you for the entertainment yet again....------------------ Second star to the right...and straight on 'till morning... Captain James T. Kirk
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bolian12 Commander
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posted January 11, 2002 03:17
quote: Originally posted by MajorBarcalow: She could kill everyone.
Wow. I didn't know she had that kind of power.
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Techman47 Commodore
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posted January 11, 2002 03:24
Shows just how inherently stupid recreational drug use is...public figures, one after another, shows that drugs are dangerous and still there are morons that will shrug and say "it won't/can't happen to me" while trying to find a rock of crack on the floor with a magnifying glass.To all I quip..."Darwin knows"
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MakaVillian Lieutenant
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posted January 11, 2002 04:47
quote: Originally posted by TheMaster: I tried all sorts of things, but I couldn't get the bitch off of my tv. I tried high pressure hoses, loud noises, explosions, even bribes. She wouldn't get off my TV!So I got some coke, and drew a line from the street into the house. She got down on all fours, and sniffed her way off of my tv. Now I feel guilty because I think I started her off. But at least she's off my TV, so I could get T'Pol on it.
Damn i never thought of doing that. I tried for months to get her off my tv, finally after 2 weeks of walking around my house naked she screamed and ran off down the street. I was kinda hoping i would get some action but at least i got her off my friggin' tv. 
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scifichick Lieutenant
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posted January 11, 2002 15:00
quote: Now she is just a junky and when I look at her, I'm looking at cocane!!!
And how DO YOU know what cocaine looks like?
------------------ Just my 2 cents.
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Gassy Man Fleet Captain
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posted January 11, 2002 20:36
This is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a long time--thanks!
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bolian12 Commander
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posted January 11, 2002 20:44
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C.Butler Lt. Cmdr.
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posted January 12, 2002 03:32
Is it just me or is Yasmine Bleeth like a really hot version of Monica Lewinsky?Your co-workers must be treating you better Major, because you haven't bitched about them at all today. Again, am I familiar with any of your writings? ------------------ http://www.oocities.org/right_wing_southerner/
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Leith Jones Captain
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posted January 12, 2002 04:00
quote: Originally quoted by MajorBarcalow: And why is she driving in a car?
Cuz it's too hard to drive running along side it. ------------------ It's been my lifelong ambition to sell out to TV.
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shootER Captain
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posted January 12, 2002 20:19
quote: Originally posted by Warp Core Breach: I've always felt that Yasmine Bleeth had an inner fat chick bursting to get out
From the courtroom video I saw, she's well on her way.
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MrGleep Commander
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posted January 12, 2002 21:52
Miss Chicken, I hope you're on this one!
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Miss Chicken Captain
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posted January 12, 2002 22:03
Certainly am, MrGleep. Click here for a great read at the Major Barcalow Fan Club[This message has been edited by Miss Chicken (edited January 13, 2002).]
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Gowron's Pointy Shoes Lieutenant
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posted January 13, 2002 06:24
quote: Originally posted by scifichick: And how DO YOU know what cocaine looks like?
Why do you think the Major writes the way he does?  ------------------ "Cat, you can have anything you want from me wardrobe." "I can? Cool! I need some hangers!"
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Malnurtured Snayer Lt. Cmdr.
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posted January 13, 2002 07:00
Dammit Yasmine -- get off my bed!!!! And put your tits back on!
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Malnurtured Snayer Lt. Cmdr.
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posted January 19, 2002 08:25
Well *I* thought it was funny. Apparently, I've found the secret "Thread Killer"
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strikefalcon Captain
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posted January 19, 2002 09:21
Hey Major, here's a friendly word of advice. If you actually want people to take your opinions seriously, it'd do you a lot of good to take some grammar courses. You have interesting views, but your 3rd grade level English just screams "nutcase" instead of "thought-out analysis." For your own sake, please consider this.------------------ All I ask for is a tall ship and a star to steer her by. -John Masefield Remember Sept. 11, 2001.
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AscendantOne Lieutenant
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posted January 19, 2002 18:18
*I'm trying to imagine a scenario where driving a car on cocaine would kill everyone.. perhaps driving in California hills she stumbles on the world's long lost self-destruct switch*------------------ "We must go forwards not backwards, and upwards but not forwards, twirling, twirling, twirling our way to victory!" -- Kang or Kodos
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MajorBarcalow Lt. Cmdr.
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posted January 19, 2002 21:19
quote: Originally posted by strikefalcon: Hey Major, here's a friendly word of advice. If you actually want people to take your opinions seriously, it'd do you a lot of good to take some grammar courses. You have interesting views, but your 3rd grade level English just screams "nutcase" instead of "thought-out analysis." For your own sake, please consider this.
Oh yeah? Well, I am a writer and I write. And I do it a lot. I am American and I speak American good. But I type fast and don't proofread much my posts so sometimes their are bad spellings. But nitpiking is anel retentive.
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Barricuda Lieutenant
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posted January 19, 2002 21:24
quote: Originally posted by MajorBarcalow: Yasmin Bleth was on Baywatch and on my television. She was arrested for cocane and she was driving and with the cocane. She was high and a man with her too and he was arested too. For driving high on cocane, she got probation and she got it for TWO YEARS and comunity service and into a rehab for getting off the drugs. I don't know for the man. But he was a third ofender so he was arrested before for TWO TIMES before! This is so wrong! Why would she do cocane? She has to be a milionare and this is what she done? Nothing to do for her that's better? And why is she driving in a car? And with someone else with cocane? Never get into a cocane car!!! And never drive high. She could kill everyone.Her sentence is too lean. She needs to be gone to jail forever and never drive. She is a role model and now a bad one! I used to look at her but not now. Now she is just a junky and when I look at her, I'm looking at cocane!!! The cops should be worse to her because this than to everyone on cocane. The guy should be gone to jail forever to.
All I have to say is...... Chick in prison movie... ------------------ "You have no idea how much i'm restraining myself from knocking you on your ass." Captain Archer.
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Leith Jones Captain
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posted January 19, 2002 21:26
quote: Originally posted by MajorBarcalow: I am American and I speak American good.
Yes, it speek good the American.
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Treker4747 Fleet Captain
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posted January 20, 2002 04:26
quote: Originally posted by ed629: I've seen a wrecked car.. I've seen a flying car... But never ever have I ever seen a cocane car...
I had a cocane car once... then it rained.
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Leith Jones Captain
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posted January 20, 2002 05:19
quote: Originally posted by ed629: I've seen a wrecked car.. I've seen a flying car... But never ever have I ever seen a cocane car...
It's the one that follows the white line down the middle of the highway.
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strikefalcon Captain
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posted January 20, 2002 22:48
quote: Originally posted by MajorBarcalow: Oh yeah? Well, I am a writer and I write. And I do it a lot. I am American and I speak American good. But I type fast and don't proofread much my posts so sometimes their are bad spellings. But nitpiking is anel retentive.
I'm not being anal retentive, I'm just a college level reader trying to decipher your posts that simply appear as uneducated drivel. I would like to see some of your writing if it would prove to me that you are an intelligent author, because your posts on this board don't represent you well at all. ------------------ All I ask for is a tall ship and a star to steer her by. -John Masefield Remember Sept. 11, 2001.
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Treker4747 Fleet Captain
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posted January 21, 2002 02:58
Uhh.. Drugs are bad, m'kay?
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MajorBarcalow Lt. Cmdr.
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posted January 21, 2002 07:30
quote: Originally posted by strikefalcon: I'm not being anal retentive, I'm just a college level reader trying to decipher your posts that simply appear as uneducated drivel. I would like to see some of your writing if it would prove to me that you are an intelligent author, because your posts on this board don't represent you well at all.
No. I don't put my books that have I wrote myself on my computer because they are being stolen and then who stolen them will sell them and say they wrotethem. This happens much on the computer with the on-line things put there. It is too easy to steal. I keep it myself.
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AscendantOne Lieutenant
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posted January 21, 2002 16:44
*not sure if he's told MB that he sucks today*Dude, you suck Barcalow. *sure* ------------------ "We must go forwards not backwards, and upwards but not forwards, twirling, twirling, twirling our way to victory!" -- Kang or Kodos
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Borgs8472 Captain
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posted January 21, 2002 16:57
I was thinking this topic was serious - then I saw it was by the major - oh well.
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Kor'Vok Captain
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posted January 21, 2002 17:44
What is with the strange fascination with Hollywood celebrities who get in trouble with the law, have divorces, affairs (maybe not in that order) or die?Is it that certain people believe that these people are somehow superhuman and secretly resent the celebrity at some deep level because of it? When the celebrity is shown to be human, as they all are, the fans (or 'anti-fans') seem to devour the news regarding such evidence as a way of equating themselves or even proving themselves superior to the celebrity. This in turn, may turn into a patronising sort of compassion on their part for the celebrity in trouble. In the end, isn't it all a crock, anyway?
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