me and glittering have been buds since the damw of time and in the last few weeks we decided that we may as well be assholes AND BE GOOD AT IT. there are 3 basic qalities of an asshole -
1 - they iritate the shit out of you
2 - they piss you off
3 - they are assholes
bearing this in mind we decied to get ourselves some screen-names ans become the best assholes on the WHOLE INTERNET!!!! this site is only small but ti shows that small is beatufil!!!! (the smal part doesnt apply to glittering coz hes nearly 7 feet tall!!!!!!!!!! seriously!!!!!!!!!!
I coulndt be bothered to choose a name so i jst used my real name Danni Monloss. glittering's real name is Chase Mynard and I assure you hes the BEST ASSHOLE OUT THERE!!!!! He chose GLITTERIGN CRIMSON becuse a few years ago we were pssing about with bits of wood and glittering lost his eye....... there was loads and loads of blood and when danni was in hopial he said he wanted to be knows as gilttering crimson and he has been eversince!!!!!
we discoverd out asshole talents at a very yung age on things like ants,cats and smaller humans. we decideddd we were too goodfor this world the daythat chase (glittering) scared the livingshit out of a new guy withhis face!!!!! this new guy was callign him TREETOPS because hes so tall so glittering pulled of his hat and says ---- WHAT THE FUCK?! MY NAME IS GLITTERING CRIMSON SO FUCK YOU TITCHBOY!!!!!
heeheeeheeee!!!
i have both eyes butubright ginger hair so when we go ut people dont say anything about my ginger hair or glitterings one eyedness!!!!!
out quest to be assholes really begis during xmas, when we both used my computer to terrorize the cyberchicks!!!! soon we realised it wasnt worth using chatrooms coz we got bannedafter abiut 10 seconds so we changed to message-boards.
this is where it gets funny as hell..........
danni comes out with the best abuse buthe cant spell (i know you can hear me cyclops) so usually he says and i type. our first portsof call were religious siteswhere we decided GOD SUCKS OK and THREE EYES, TWO TITS ONE HEAD NO BRIAN was funny. we were soon banned again so we desided to move on to guestbboks with frases like STAR TREK = SAD TWATS and KISS MY ASS, ORDERLY LINE!!!! were even funnyer. chase saidthat message-boards were more fun becuse the users went back alot so you could get replys.
a few weeks ago i found a old toy i hadnt seen foryears inmy closet. it was JURASSIC PARKS gates with some walls onit so i gave it to chase to kill/destroy/pull apart. chase fell in love and thats the instent we realized we coujld piss a LOT of people off!!!!!!! remember how many people likedthe movie???? exactly ---- plenty of message-boards to attack!!!!! we found a place called inGenNET and theer were heaps of people there so we got to work. everyoneat ingennet had weird names so i said chase should go as glittering crimson. he did but hardly any one ever replyed to him. he waited a few weeks butno replys again so then he started putting in some real abuse and made this.....
REFRESH or RELOAD to see it agan...... he got baned with in 15 miutes!!!! hahahahhahaaaaaaaa!!!! nice oneglittering!!!!!
I dont type a lot on my own but once i think of a coolname i will.
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