Pre and Post Fight Comments from GCA: No Love Lost
Hip Hop Dave Franklin: "I feel kind of swerved here, I won the first ever GCA match and they're not giving me the title shot? Yo dat's whack! Anyway G I'm gonna bust a cap in there tonight and take home tha DvG Trophay! Even I have to face a big gorilla like Travis McClain to do it!"
"Big Mac Attack" Travis McClain: "Oh man, I feel sorry for both my opponents! I know I'm taking it home, and Hip Hop shouldn't have called me a gorilla, well, he'll learn his lesson."
Nick "The Nightmare" Johnson: "I won my first fight in an impressive manner, and even though Andrew Woods is heavier than I, he'll share the same fate at Mike Burnett."
Andrew Woods: Wha' we 'ave 'ere is a situation that pits Loight-weight against 'eavyweight...I don't know who will be at the end, but don't be surprised to see me walk all over me competition."
Tyson McDermott: Russell Black think he's tough because he beat up Gary, well Russell Black got lucky against Gary, but that fool won't be so lucky against me. I'm gonna kick his arse back to New Zealand!"
Russell Black: "A lot of people said I shouldn't have accepted this fight on such short notice. It was only this past Tuesday I was in The Pentagon, but well Gary didn't do too much damage and I feel super. I'm ready tor Tyson, and I'm ready to show these guys, this "gang" of theirs for lack of a better word, that they are inferior."
Curtis Vector: "Tonight both my opponent and I debut in GCA. I'm sure he's a good fighter, and I'm sure it will be a good fight. However, someone tonight has to face disappointment. Someone has to lose tonight, and with my Triple S Policy: Strength, Stamina and Strategy...it won't be me."
John Satra: "It's my debut and I want to do my best to win, I know Curtis will do the same thing, it'll be interesting to see who can capitalize with their style."
Pablo Jimenez: "O tonight é minha primeira vez no pentagon de GCA, e mesmo que meu oponente tenha um fósforo, que não o significa ganhará automaticamente. Sim, teve uma vitória impressive, mas Vladimir Davovitch é um grappler, noit um grevista, eu sou um grevista, e eu golpeá-lo-ei duramente com meu Capoeira"
(Translation: "Tonight is my first time in the GCA Pentagon, and even though my opponent has one match, that doesn't mean he will automatically win. Yes, he had an impressive win, but Vladimir Davovitch is a grappler, not a striker, I am a striker, and I will strike him hard with my Capoeira.")
"Simply Fantastic" Tyrique Jones: "Tonight I am gonna do my thang, kick him, pimp slap him and KO him. I'll soon be at the top for that Heavyweight Title Shot!"
Rudy "Dolemite" Jackson: Well, Dolemite is in one of the Main Events! I can't wait for this match, I wanna shut Bruce Roberts once and for all! I wanna chase the title and get that pest off my back! I am gonna show the PPV world that Dolemite is mah name and [bleep]-ing up mother [bleep]-ers is mah game!
"Big Train" Bruce Roberts: "This is it, tonight's the night we see if Dolemite will be able to fluke another one out. I have been training hard for this fight and I am ready. Triangle Choke, rear naked Choke, Armbar, Knee bar, Toe Hold, Ankle Lock...I'm ready to make this chump TAP OUT!"
Esteban Suave: Hoje à noite o homem o mais sexiest em GCA começa um título disparado no título de pouco peso. Eu sinto pesaroso para meu oponente, mas ele fui escolhido embarrassed nas mãos do Esteban grande Suave
(Translation: "Tonight the sexiest man in GCA gets a title shot at the Light-Weight title. I feel sorry for my opponent, but he has been chosen to be embarrassed at the hands of the great Esteban Suave!")
Matthew "The One" Draeven: "I'm ready, that title is mine and Esteban will be on the ground. I don't mean he'll be on the ground trying to work a submission on me. I mean he'll be on the ground and not moving."
Post Fight Comments from "GCA No Love Lost:"
Russell Black: "Well folks, that's 2-0 for Black. expect to see me fight for the Light-weight title next month."
John Satra: "I came prepared, I cam ready and did exactly what I wanted to. I capitialized on my chance and I emerged the victor."
Pablo Jimenez: "Aquela era uma luta resistente, e era muito próximo. Eu não sou feliz com a decisão rachada e eu sei que Tyrique não é tampouco. Sometime abaixo a estrada nós estabeleciremos este."
(Translation: "That was a tough fight, and it was very close. I'm not happy with the split decision and I know Tyrique isn't either. Sometime down the road we will settle this.")
Rudy "Dolemite" Jackson: "I am DA MAN sweet thang! Wonderbread had no chance against tha Dolemite! Honky foo better keep his big mouf shut brah! I proved I can beat him without the judges. I hope he looks at the video afterwards and realizes he's too old to be here! Man what a chump punk [bleep] sucka!"
Andrew Woods: "Feels good ta win the DvG toitle...I'm tired...that's ferst metch was tough, I didn't have much toime ta rist, ba I proved thet O'im tha real deal! I need a lager..."
Esteban Suave: Mina, essa correia é minha e eu disse que seria. Draeven matt mas acima de uma luta boa, mas do ele não podia parar meu Ju brazilian Jitsu. Este título permanecerá com mim para uma marca longa do tempo minhas palavras."
(Translation: "It mine, that belt is mine and I said it would be. Matt Draeven but up a good fight, but he couldn't stop my Brazilian Ju Jitsu. This title will stay with me for a long time. mark my words")
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