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Jenna Jameson Kept Away From Britney At Nyla Opening
Porn star Jenna Jameson tells the New York Post that Britney Spears' horrified
handlers refused to let Jenna approach her at the opening of Nyla, fearing
they'd be photographed together. "I'm a really big fan of Britney's,"
Jameson says. "I tried to talk to her but they put a velvet rope around
her table."
haha afraid to be seen with a *real* porn star?
Britney Removes Justini From Nyla Menu
Following Britney Spears breakup with longtime boyfriend and *NSYNC star Justin
Timberlake, WENN reports Spears has removed the "Justini" cocktail
from Nyla's menu. This follows her decision to drop the 'Pinky's' name of
the restaurant, which was Timberlake's pet name for Britney.
is someone bitter?
NYLA Show-ups
Not exactly the celebrity packed opening that was touted ahead of Britney
Spears' opening of her new restaurant Nyla, but some managed to stroll into
the event. Britney herself played host to magician David Copperfield, ' Gilligan's
Island' star Tina Louise, Deborah Gibson, Samantha Cole, Jessica Simpson,
MTV's Brian McFayden and his socialite girlfriend Nikki Hilton.
no one good came... haha
Funky Fish
www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix.htm
THREE Columbia co-eds who ordered the roasted wild striped bass Monday night at Britney Spears' new eatery, Nyla, were singing "Ooops, I'll Never Eat There Again." The three claim they suffered food poisoning. A Nyla spokesmantells us that the wild striped bass is "one of our most popular dishes. We served 40 orders and no one else had a problem. But the chef is going to personallycall the person who complained and give them gift certificates."
LOL really good start! If they got sick from that for, they aren't going to want to come back again. . .
Nyla Joke
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday, "Finally,
Britney Spears' new restaurant opened up in New York, called Nyla, N-Y-L-A.
Pretty fancy place. I understand the breast of chicken have implants &
all the waiters lip-sync."
"I mean, the way she dresses - would you walk around the street in a ****in' bra? I'm not trying to dis anyone, but with me, the clothes I wear onstage are the clothes I would wear to school or go shopping. I'm not gonna go up on- stage and dress different. Britney Spears goes up onstage and dresses like a showgirl.She's not being herself up there because she's dancing like a ho. Is she ho? She says she's a virgin. Y'know, it's just not clicking. She's doing one thing and saying another thing, y'know? It's definitely not what I'm going to do." - Avril Lavigne
NYLA-
OPENING OF NYLA-
"I think that I've learned a lot and think I've grown, but as a person, I think I'm still the same." - Britney
has she always been so full of her-self? she hasn't learned anything but depending on your body when your brains aren't enough...
"Britney embodies everything from boundless talent to endless beauty and that is why I view her as being a great entertainer. She consists of everything that a true performer needs to consist of. She's got the moves, style & beauty so why not be a fan? You tell me, if you can't give me a good reason or most of all, "excuse", for me not to be a fan, then move right along with the other haters...NEEEEEXT!" - a naive fan
I can give many good reasons to not be a fan. One, her lies. She has lied so many times about so many different things it's difficult to tell what's truth and what's not. Her relationship with Justin, the denial for, what, two years and then she says, "Yes, we're dating, and we have been for two years!" That makes me wonder. And then the implants - I'm sorry, she had already gone through all of the "growth spurts" she would have. My sister is two years younger than Britney is and she's been wearing the same size since 9th grade... Forget body chemistry, it's obvious she's been lying. Another thing is how she's such a hypocrite - one minute, "I don't believe in sex before marriage" and the next, "I feel that a person's personal life should be personal!" Uh, hello? I think we can tell what has happened here. And her blatant use of drugs and alcohol is apparent. I simply do not like Britney Spears - as a person, a "role model", or as a representation of what a woman really is.
Do you not have any substance in your life? Does beauty and style define your way of living? Let me tell you if it does, you are a very immature child just like Bitney Spears. (No not a WOMAN, a CHILD!) . There are more things to life than being beautiful and having some flashy clothes and dancing like a stripper. If you prefer the fast life, maybe these things become your every thought, action, and memory. But have you ever thought of morals (which Britney does obviously not have!) ? I mean our generation is losing morals fast from acting like and becoming what we see people such as Britney Spears, and if we keep this up how are we when adults going to run a country and keep our loved ones safe when we're so worried about the prefabricated and materialistic things in life? You know maybe Britney is beautiful and does have a *wee* bit of singing talent but why are we idolizing someone who is a bad example. Look at it this way, when you have a child say age 12, are you going to want THEM to see someone like Britney? Would you want your child to dress like her, to act like her? If you would you would still be a irresponsible, immature adult. My last thing to say about this whole subject is why idolize a slut? Oh my bad, maybe you do and so does everyone else because they are one.
Oh PLEASE! Boundless talent my @$$! I'll believe the "less" part of that! I'm sorry, but I am not about to believe that someone who strips, lip-synchs, and moans is talented! Ok, she can dance, I'll give her that much, but the rest of her is not talent, it's TRASH! She is NOWHERE NEAR a good role model, and if she is considered one, then God help us all! I don't want my kids looking up to that! If my daughter ever acted like her or wanted to dress like her, there's no way in hell I'd let her! I really feel sorry for those girls who look up to and idolize Britney. She should be ashamed of herself as should her mother! I know my mom would kill me if I were anything like Britney! As for Brit consisting of "everything that a true performer needs to consist of"...all I have to say is YEAH RIGHT! You mean, she consists of everything a true PORN STAR needs to consist of! So there.. that is my excuse...I don't approve of her hypocrisy, or the way she presents herself. She's a bad role model and a horrible excuse for an "entertainer"!
talent? i don't see any talent. this person must have been smoking or drinking something when they made this comment. she has no endless beauty. Before and during "baby one more time" she was a plain jane, then miraculously she got darker skin, a smaller nose, bigger breasts, blonde hair, and a better body. the only thing that came naturally was the better body, everything else was silicone, blue ray lights and chemicals. she does not consist of everything a trueperformer needs to consist of. she has a half-assed, pathetic, nasal, straining voice. as for the moves, sure she's got them. but anyone can be a good dancer, it just takes practice. not everyone is born with a voice though, and obviously she can take proof to that. as for style, sometimes she can wear some pretty cool clothes, but otherwise she's wearing a thin piece of string or lycra. my 3 yr old niece's clothes take up more fabric than hers for christs sake! and a lot of times she wears the STUPIDEST clothes I've ever seen. she just throws things together, like she's getting dressed in the dark. and why not be a fan? Because i do not support trash, liars, hypocrites, or anyone who corrupts minds of little girls, or any fans for that matter. and that whole "hater" comment thing is just a wall to block any negative comments because this person knows that Britney deserves many. obviously this person is very image - driven and close-minded and thinks their opinions are facts. well, they're in for a rude awakening.
You say that she has everything that true entertainer needs right except you left out talent, probably a Freudian slip I'm sure. So lets just say that we live that one crucial step out and go on to the ones that you do name: 1. moves- a true entertainer has her moves and doesn't have to copy the likes of those who came before her to establish her own dance style, for example britney having at least twenty of the same dance steps as janet jackson in almost everyone of her songs doesn't make her a good entertainer it makes her a good impersonator; 2. style- this is obviously a horrible mistake that you just made by blurting out an answer because anyone with a half a brain knows that what britney wears does not consist of style since it is basically finding the outfit that is most revealing that day and wearing it and lastly 3. beauty- I'll give you a little on this one, britney does sometimes look very pretty but in my opinion beauty should come from within and it should be natural and britney lacks both of those. anyone who goes to such great lengths to try to change her appearance in irrevocable ways is obviously trying to mask what she doesn't like about herself which shows that she obviously isn't comfortable with who she is. therefore she doesn't have inner beauty and i know that everyone has flaws that they wish they could change because i certainly do but i would never in my life make a change to my appearance that i could change back just as easily bc i know there is a reason that we look a certain way and who am i to question that?
So you're saying that a "true performer" consists of undeniably fake breasts?
"Britney embodies everything from boundless talent to endless beauty and that is why I view her as being a great entertainer." If she has such boundless talent, then how come she has to lip sync at her own concerts?? you can't rationalize making fans pay $79 for a ticket to see you LIVE and then go on stage and pretend to sing for 90 minutes. talk about a milli vanilli! "She consists of everything that a true performer needs to consist of. She's got the moves, style & beauty so why not be a fan?" because a "true performer" has substance and talent as well. Her voice is not to par, and i can tell you this not just as an opinion but as fact. I have a classically trained voice, and recently received a perfect score on my all state evaluation. i have been taking music lessons for years and because of this i can tell you that not only is her voice weak, she has an extremely limited range, horrible breath control, and atrocious technique (it is because she closes her palette while singing that she tends to have that croaking sound). "You tell me If you can't give me a good reason or most of all, "excuse", for me not to be a fan, then move right along with the other haters...NEEEEEXT!" like i said before, a true star has SUBSTANCE. not only does she not write her own music (ok, she co-wrote a couple of songs, but that's probably a ploy - i bet that she gave them a poem, they totally rewrote it, and set it to music; and they gave her credit just so she'll look a little more legimate.) but the music that she does sing have no meaning whatsoever. they are simply, catchy ballads with far from profound lyrics, which are written like that to appeal to a young, immature crowd of preteens. what does britney stand for? she is a world of contradictions - she does not want to be a sex symbol, but she dresses up in slutty clothing because she "likes to get attention and feel pretty, and show off her body". you could replace her lyrics with la's or doo's and still have the same effect on fans. they are in love with the IMAGE of britney, much like the spice girl phenomenon a few years ago. what ever happened to putting the MUSIC first?
hehe... did anyone ever tell this fan that everything Britney "is" or "has" has been completely created or invented by her company, her annoying family and stupid boyfriend? If Britney is so wonderful, then how come Britney has more hate sites then fan sites?
Ok, one good reason is all you want? HA! I could give you TONS of reasons why I dislike her so much. But you only asked for one, so you'll only get one. The reason I dislike her so much is because the "music" sucks! Good enough for ya?
heres a few good excuses why i dont like her: she can't sing, she can't dance, shes a bitch to even her fans, she lies, she drinks and smokes, and worst of all-shes a slut that promotes ONLY her body and gives women a bad name.
loser!! yea she's beautiful but so as anyone who wears 5 lbs of make up daily to look the way britney does.. please. .if she was beautiful she wouldn't wear all that make up
hmm that quote? heh, kinda funny. what "excuse" do i have? hmm well if i slept with a big pop star and got plastic surgery and went fake-n-baken everyday, i could be just like her. oh...don't forget the voice box she needs to sing too.
I think they are lying because she can't even really sing at her concerts she has to lip sing. also with her new look and all she is not a good role model for anyone or anything. These people that listen to her music must have to be stupid because her music is all fake and it is the most retarded music I ever heard.
all i can say for that person is puhhleeze. britney's talent is quite boundless and that is why she has to use her own money to pay for her movie, has to have all the fireworks and flash at her concerts to detract from her awful voice that she isn't even using at a "live" concert. for goodness sakes anyone else can dance like that. it's just that she was lucky enough to be the first one in awhile to come out with that. it has already been done by madonna and janet and it's getting tired quick. she can't even come up with anything new because she is just so useless. and that beauty?! okay have u heard of airbrushing? it's what is used on every single magazine shoot. and not only that but she pays some makeup person thousands to make her look like she does. and it isn't even all that. i wouldn't even attempt to be a fan before i get dissed like that make a wish kid who she cancelled on. even milli vanilli wouldn't play somebody like that.
A great entertainer? An entertainer is someone who actually has a talent, and if you think moves, style and beauty are all an entertainer needs, than you need to think again. I sure hope the rest of America doesn't think like you, thinking an idol just has to be pretty and know how to dance. What are we teaching our kids, beauty is better than brains? I sure hope not. One good reason or "excuse" i can give you is that she is totally fake, superficial and full of her self. If she was a real entertainer she'd actually be able to sing a note, not fake it. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and don't have to give you one to not like someone or something. It's a free country and we can like or dislike who or what we want.
Britney embodies everything from raunchy trailor trash indecency to completely pre-fabricated Barbie-esque looks, not endless beauty or talent, let alone boundless talent. In fact, Britney Spears has the smallest amount of singing talent that I believe has ever even been recognized in the music industry and continues to sell so well. She may have the moves, what some people call style, and a creation on her face that is labeled as beauty, but as for me, I like my favorite music artists to have good music. And have a decent voice. She is a product, packaged and primped by a room of suits, and she has made millions. Good for her, but she sold out, and allowed her record label and management to make her their doll, a little girl who in the middle of her high school years LEFT high school (which she never FINISHED) and pursued a so-called singing career. What a role model. A lip-synching, booty shaking, half naked tramp who is not only uneducated, not talented, and completely sure that she has never done anything out of line, but a liar and hypocrite. She continues to lie to her fans, the press, and especially herself. If money is what is truly important to you, then she has done well. But give me one reason TO BE a fan, you would never convince me. Once a fan, never a fan again =)
First off, Britney is only partially an entertainer! She began as a singer and is keeping her "career" as a singer; moves, style [?] and beauty [:::scoff:::] should have nothing to do with it. Considering she doesn't write the music or lyrics, doesn't play an instrument - it all depends on her voice. Sadly ... if you can call that little, weak, screeching a voice.
for one thing she is a fake her performance is fake everything is fake, so she couldn't be a great entertainer. she doesn't have the moves she might have the beauty but she had to pay a lot of money for it. if she didn't she would be nothing.. and her style well let her dress up person tell u that... she didn't do it by her self. you can be her fan but think of this... you are wasting your money by going to a fake concert with a fake performer.. now tell your self that and think if u want to be a fan of her?
i think you summed it up when you called her a great performer. that's all she is. she can't sing and i don't think she could write the lyrics to any good song by herself if she tried. when i think of a musician/ musical artist there are three things they can do to be put in this category 1. sing 2. play an instrument 3. compose music (sorry lyricist but i do think most lyricist can carry a tune b/c you have to get the melody across.) now we all know she can't sing I doubt that she can compose so the only thing she's got left is playing an I'll only believe if I saw her play acoustic by herself.
Now, when u say Britney embodies everything from boundless talent to endless beauty, do you mean pre taping her music and lip-synching in concert, and wearing very little clothing in front of little children? [her main audience]. And, when u say She's got the moves, style & beauty so why not be a fan? i say : THERES MORE THAN STYLE AND DANCiNG! You BASiCALLY just told us to be a fan because of the way she LOOKS. But people want M U S i C. not sluts on stage lip-synching. And if you cant see past blond hair and boobs, i feel sorry for you, as well as the youth of america.
is this little girl reading this cause i got some shit to say! NUMBER 1 - i ain't gotta give you shit! And #2... U GOTTA BE BUTT UGLY (OOGLEY EVEN) IF YOU THINK BRITNEY IS "BEAUTIFUL"... u shouldn't be sittin' up here grading her beauty against your ugliness! a true performer can do there own fucking craft! this bitch can't sing and the only moves she's making is for your lunch money! you must don't have high standards in your music collection! "o.. move along blah blah with the other haters blah blah blah.. and o next blah blah"! please hunni.. this aint the doctor's office where britney got her boobs and nose job done and we ssshhhhooooolll ain't no patients ... and lil girl i hate to tell you this... but you and yo little friends are sadly out-numbered... especially when Britney keeps DISSING yall everyday!
I respect your opinion to like britney spears, but you need to stop being delusional. You are so warped and brainwashed by her that you can't see her for what she truly is. The only reason why she looks pretty is because she pays people to put on about 20 pounds of make-up on her. The dance moves that you see her doing are thought up by a professional choreographer, not her. The so-called talent that you say she has is made by a computer. The "style" that you claim she has is, she consults a fashion advisor about. So basically, what I am trying to tell you is that she is nothing but another manufactured pop star that will be nonexistent in about 2 more years.
Boundless talent? What talent? She pays for her songs, her moves, and even her boobs. She can't sing without a synthesizer on "her" songs. She doesn't sing live. That is not talent. I'm sure she's a great entertainer if you enjoy watching a more than half-naked woman parade around stage while lip-syncing [many men do, and probably some women too]. She is supposed to be a singer and she can't even do that. Why would I be a fan of someone so fake? Why would you?
You give me one reason why I SHOULD like Titney Queers.. erm, Britney Spears.. and I'll give you a cookie. =) She's a very horrible role model for younger kids. Example: this prep at my school nominated herself to be president for the sophomore class and she said that if she was elected, she would do anything in her power to make us wear uniforms consisting of plaid skirts and white shirts like Titney did in ...Baby one more time. Even though those were her 'better' days.. it's still gross and I don't think she understands how much impact she has on others. Either that or she just wants everyone to put out like she does.. whore..
yeah shes a great entertainer.........i agree I could never master poll dancing or striptease as good as her. I mean why not be a fan of a lip syncer?? I should become more like Brit Shit. I mean Britney. Ok this is all I need to do......take up poll dancing lessons, get implants, fake hair, become a hypocrite and then I think im basically set. Oh and learn to lip sync real good :) "LORDY!!!!!" Get a fucking life chick. Britney is one of the worst performers I have ever seen in my life, and I've seen some pretty bad ones. BRIT SHIT is nothing but that.......SHIT!!!!!! I would rather DIE then become a fan of hers and I think that chick has problems if she honestly believes that garbage. :)
And a stripper is an entertainer, too. Also, I thought being a singer meant you actually had to sing. Does Britney? Not in concert, not on shows... maybe someone sings her music and she performs it. But I guess they would actually get someone who could sing to do that. Britney's willing to strip and people are willing to watch. Take anyone from American Idols or whatever that new show is and they could out-sing Britney anytime. Britney is a no-talent hag, a soon to be washed up over-marketed much too hyped stripper. 'Nough said.
that "endless beauty" is plastic and airbrushed and her "boundless talent" is electronic lets just get that straight. her moves and style are stolen from strippers. She just can't sing and her music doesn't appeal to me. I am an ex Brit fan. She became a sellout. That's all. By the way what teenybopper talks like that?
So in order to be a true performer you need to have moves, style and beauty? Only once in your whole little... "speech" do you mention talent whatsoever. You don't know that she has any talent! How do you know she's actually the one EVER singing? Someone else could get paid a lot of money to make her albums, then she takes all the credit. The only "moves" Britney Spears has is the moves of a stripper. Same with style. And you have no idea what she actually looks like without all that makeup. The reason you shouldn't be a fan? No rational person would support a female who does nothing more than encourage kids to be exotic dancers.
I can give you one good reason (not excuse) not to be a fan. A make a wish kid requested to meet her idol, Britney. Britney called her and said she couldn't make it because she was sick, yet the very same day she performed a concert for thousands. That make a wish kid is DYING and her last wish was to see Britney. Britney didn't even have the heart to see her. And not only that, Britney lied to the girl. If that isn't larceny, I don't know what is.
I'd just like to know what "boundless talent" this freak is talking about!!!!! and how can you say being a true performer requires only "the moves, style and beauty"? call me crazy, but doesn't a true performer have to have ACTUAL talent... like a great voice? sorry babe, but the "the moves, style and beauty" that you described are requirements for being a model.... not an entertainer.
MMM so so but she is only famous cuz her family knew somebody in the company, She does work hard Ill give her that much credit and dances good but My grandma can sing better than her. She has no amazing talent! she really can't sing at all. i mean anyone can sing those shitty fin songs she sings. She's an overrated whore.