NAME: {CB}HappyNoodleBoy RANK: FEARLESS LEADER!!! AKA: {CB}Noodle, {CB}BigFloppyDonkeyDick, {CB}Your Mom's A M.I.L.F., {CB}Jay, {CB}HappyRumpRanger, {CB}HappyCamper AGE: 3 1/2 HEIGHT: 3 ft WEIGHT: I'm a god damn stick figure!!! Where's me feet?!?!? Me feet grandpappy!!! RESIDENCE: Cardboard box behind Wendys GAMES PLAYED: CS, DoD, Starcraft, Mech 4, UT, Dave's Mom WEAPONS OF CHOICE: CS: Auto-Shotty, with HK USP .45 Tac, DoD: MG42 Mech4: Custom Bushwacker UT: Sniper Rifle ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOUR PLAYING STYLE: Cheap LIKES: Crack, Midget Wrestling, Pot Pies, Being a cheap ass camper and having people complain about it, Dave's mom (what a MILF) DISLIKES: Crack, When midgets bite my kneecaps, Cheaters, Head lice, My Job, {CB}SquishBalls MONEY?: what money? BEER?: Life blood NAPSTER?: BAD! HOW UGLY?: You'd rather copulate with a drunken Chiuahua, but Dave's mom doesn't seem to mind INTERESTING FACTS: Despite well known facts that I can hold a conversation with someone whilst (and at the same time) wipe out an entire team with an AWP, I am not vain at all in my endeavors of 0wning all that come across my path and being the head of the most kick ass clan of surly Crackbabies in existance. w00t w00t and thrice w00t. I enjoy crochet and puppydogs... QUOTE: "Moo! Moo! I'm Voodoo cursing you!!!"