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(1) Good News:The world's fastest plane is heading to New York!
Bad News:A man jumped out of the plane!
Good News:The man had a parachute.
Bad News: The parachute failed to open.
Good News:He got the parachute to open.
Bad News:The parachute had a major tear in the top!
Good News:There was a haystack below.
Bad News:There was a pitchfork in the haystack.
Good News:He missed the pitchfork.
Bad News:He missed the haystack.
Good News:He landed on a tramp 'o lighn.
Ban News:It Shot him back up.
Good News:He landed in a lake.
Bad News:He couldn't swim.
Good News:There was a life boat.
Bad News:It sunk.
Good News:The motor started.
Bad News <---Click here for punch line :-)

(2) Knock Knock <---Click here

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(6) What do you call a bed that is left out in the rain ?????? <---Click here

(7) Knock Knock <---Click here

(8) Knock Knock <---Click here

(9) How do you stop a skunk from smelling ?????? <---Click here

(10) Can you rearrange the letters of the words "BURNS ME THERE" to spell out three numbers ??????? <---Click here

(11)Here are some allusions

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