Taurus: (they ask for birth date and time, as well as a birth place, but I'm an extremely paranoid person, so I'm not putting my personal info on the web, you dumb bastards!)

Venus Opposition Saturn with an orb between 1 and 3 degrees

Since you were a child you have felt you could not just be yourself and be loved. You had to earn your love in some way by being or doing something special. You are far more self-protective than most people realize. Your best love partners are also work partners.

Mercury Trine Saturn with an orb between 1 and 3 degrees

You are extremely well-organized and anyone who isn't equally so would annoy you. You are also very practical and fond of routine. A madcap type you couldn't depend on would ultimately make you miserable - no matter how intense the initial emotional attraction.

Sun Trine Mars with an orb between 3 and 5 degrees

You are assertive without being overly aggressive and usually go after what you want with confidence and enthusiasm. You enjoy sex and your partners tend to be dynamic, successful people. Your natural energy and moxie is usually sexually interesting to others.

Astrology.com


Taurus
(April 20 - May 20):

manages to possess, and "have" just about everything possible. Very gentle, steadfast, stubborn and at times, slow. They plod through life making other's dreams come true by taking other's projects and making them shine. Down to earth with a no-nonsense approach, saying what they mean with a very strong sense of values. You will find nothing cheap or shoddy about them or what they own. Waiting until they can afford only the best, including fine food and wine. Often artistic and sometimes very musical since they are ruled by the throat.

Nanceestar.com




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