Look everybody, I'm a cowboy! Howdy howdy howdy. I shall forgive you for your sins because I am a God(dess). But first...if you look like this person, you should really send an e-mail to me by clicking this image: 
But I suppose ordinary mortals may also e-mail me. However, if you like the looks of this person, you should go here.
Confused yet? Good.
To grace yourself with my presence once more, you may look at other pictures of me here.
To see Adrienne's Pal, click, you dumb bastard.
I am god, I think. My first order as your supreme overlord: if you look like this person, you must e-mail me at this address: ME! Otherwise, thank you for enjoying our site, but you shant walk out of these wood...alive. You shall be smoted. Thank you, come again.
For a bit more insight, read this to learn more about my fake freak-ish ways.
If you want to see more objectively difficult pictures of me, have some fun...
P.S. To see more of this person, travel Here, Here, Here, Here, Here, or Here.