Welcome to our GOIG Membership Exam.

This is the first of forty-five questions.

What would you do, if you were confronted by a vicious looking marshmellow that had just been hitting on your cat/dog/fish/chineseman?
a) Reasure yourself that you're hallucinating.
b) Assure yourself that chinesemen don't exist.
c) Eat it. (The fish/cat/dog/chineseman)
d) Assure the chineseman he doesn't exist*.
e) Hit on the cat/dog/fish/chineseman.
f) I don't wanna be in GOIG anymore!!!!!
*This is extremely racist and we reccomend not to do it.