Tales From China

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e knew we were really approaching the museum when we saw the line of trinket sellers waiting to pounce on their next victims. These were undoubtedly the most incessant, persistent group of hawkers that we had encountered on our trip, and as we drew closer they began to swarm us with their bodies and voices. Given our earlier experience, we had no patience for this crowd and felt our pace increasingly quicken as we saw the museum entrance. In a surreal way, their voices began to crescendo and the concentrated swell of people surged us forward. Suddenly, we found ourselves in the calm past the entrance gates and the tide ebbed away.

fter the full range of emotions, we were finally here. No vendors in sight. English signs and free toilets. The museum was good medicine - most of it nothing more than big hangers erected over the excavated sites with the restored soldiers in their original positions. With our imaginations, it was fun to visualize how it all looked so long ago. We found it easy to spend enough time in fascination that our spirits were lifted.

oon, we knew we should get moving back towards the city before night set. As we walked towards the exit, we saw all the hawkers behind the gate waiting like caged animals for their next feeding. Both of us admitted to each other, "I don’t want to go out there." We sat around for awhile and Dave said, "Let’s make it a game. When they persist with their sales pitch, counter their price with something so ridiculously low that it is obvious we don’t want it." We both agreed it seemed more palatable to venture out with a plan of how to handle the inevitable onslaught.

e passed through the exit and were immediately spied by the crowd as we walked towards the bus stop. They began their spiels and we started with ours. When one person asked the equivalent of 5 USD for a carved wooden object, Jill offered 12 cents. And so on, both of us playing their game with our strategy. It didn’t take long for our "friends" to figure out what was up, and they actually found it very amusing! With each episode of this bizarre point-counterpoint game, it became more and more loony. We felt that crescendo of voices again, but this time around it was the rise of laughter. And ours was included. A very redeeming ending for such a sour beginning!


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