"I broke the language." - (talking to giant otters in Brazil)

    "He will get no sugar tonight." - (his face saying this is the cutest!!! Brazil)

    "It's funny. There's many beautiful angles to a cow. But the angles I'm getting ain't so beautiful." (Brazil)

     "I'm gonna tell you a sssecret. I have a connection with ssspiderss. It ssstarted when I wasss a child."  (holding a tarantula - Brazil)

   "It went down easy, but I hope it comes out easy the other end." (when a toucan swallowed a big seed. - Brazil)

   "I'm going mad, I'll tell you." (being bitten by mosquitoes in Brazil)  

    "Obrigado. Thank you Brazil(...) This place provided us with some of the best encounters I've ever had." (well... Brazil!!)

    "... it's kind of nice! Stop that! I'm a married man." (a baby bear was licking Jeff's neck. He liked it!!!!" - Thailand)

     "Does it make my butt look too big?" (after taking a 'shower' in the front yard of a house and wrapping a sarong around his waist. - Thailand)

   "Tough things come in little packages." (after being bit by a tiny ant. For the face he made it must have hurt a lot. - Thailand)

   "I'm out of here."

    "It doesn't get any better than that." (after being peed on the head by a monkey)

  "I said I'd give you peanuts! Stop that! What is it that you need? You're needy. You have issues." (talking to a young elephant that was interested on his... package! Very interested, by the way. - Thailand)

   "This colorflauge... Colorflauge? Is that a word? See, when I'm conversating with you, and I like to imaginating myself..." (what a vocabulary!!!! - need to check where this one is from, don't remember!!)

   "What happens on the road, stays on the road." (Borneo)

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