1.Best way to approach a Girl...
Go to her & say "Is your Dad a Terrorist?"
She will say "What?"
Then you say no no, "i asked so because You are such a Bomb"
Mental Hospital is not so Far
5.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer???
6. L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....
7.When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
8.Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!
9.When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.
10.When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select
someone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.
11.Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....
14.a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..."
15.Mountain can fly, river can dry
you can forget me but never can i
16.A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart, FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.
17.If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.
18.Meaning of Friendship : -
F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONSIBLE
I--------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTILY
I--------INTERESTED
P-------PEACEFUL
19.Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
20.What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes
that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey
please contact zoo for detail
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