21.This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
22.God created the earth,
God created the woods,
God created you too,
but yes, even God makes mistakes!
23.I've seen angels in the sky,
I've seen snow fall in July,
I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
24.Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
25.The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
26.Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then... i lauf again
27.If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me.
If u save it thats bcoz u desire me
& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?
28.A triangle has 4 end,
square has 3 end,
segment has 2 end,
but our friendship has no end.
29.Govt. of India has introduced a new rule
---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!
You are safe....
Where should i hide?????
30.If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope
21.Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure
22.Roses are red, voilets are blue
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
23.Friendship is a priceless gift,
That cannot be bought or sold.
But it's value is far greater,
Than a mountain of gold.
24.If want to be happy for a day get a date,
Happy for a week get a lover,
Happy for a month get married,
But if want to be happy forever get a friend like me...
25.When i was born i got a choice from God
a friend like you or a good memory
i don't remember what i choose...
26.I am missing you so much & dying to see you,
but this...this...this wretched security guard at
Zoo is not letting me in
27.Not every flower can represent love,
but Roses did it,
Not every tree can stand thirst,
but Cactus did it,
Not every monkey can read SMS,
But you did it....hi!!!
28.One day you will ask me
what is more important to me
You or my Life
i will say my life
and you will walk away not knowing that
"MY LIFE IS YOU"
29.What is a Kiss?
in terms of Geometry it is a shortest distance
between two lips, in terms of Economics it is
that thing whose Demand is higher than supply.
30.God saw me angry, he created DOMINO's,
God saw me thirsty he created LIMCA,
God saw me walking he created benz.,
God saw me without any problem, he created you
31.If U Sneeze once, think i m Remembering U.
If U Sneeze Twice, Think I Want to meet U.
If U Sneeze Thrice Think I Am Missing U.
Sneeze 4th Time...FOOL TAKE MEDICINE...
32.Friends are like balloons of Gas,
Once you let them go,
u can't ever bring them back,
that's why i will tie U tight to my HEART
33.U R precious gold mine.
When U R there it glows n Shine,
U R tastier than World's best Wine
Because U R Mine...
34.Laugh Like U have never cried
Play like U Have never Lost
Love like u have been never hurt
& live like there is no tommorow!!!
35.Beauty is not measured by your clothes or makeup...
but by your inner self...
So today Change your Under-Wear!!!
36.When i miss a special person,
I don't have to go far....
i just have to look inside my heart...
because that's where YOU always are...
37.One night the Moon said to me, "if your Love makes you cry,
why don't you leave your Love...
and i said moon, " Would you ever leave your sky"
38.My friendship may be like a drop in the Ocean for you,
But for me, the ocean may be less without the drop of your friendship
39.A friend is one who lends you...
Pen in school
Notes in highschool
Bike in College
GF in University
and wife after marriage
Are you my friend?? please reply i am Waiting...
40.I had a very wild dream last night,
i saw that all the Devils of the World have died.
Please message me, i am really worried about you.
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