41.Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure

42.Roses are red, violets are blue
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

43.No word is as beautiful as friendship
and no friend is as wonderful as u,
A friend is sweet when it is new
its sweeter when it is true
but you know that a friend is sweetest when it is you.

44.Always keep photo of your wife in your wallet,
Look at it when you are in trouble,
You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!!

45.Boy : - I want to marry you
Girl : - But i am 1 year elder to you
Boy : - No problem, i will marry you next year!!!

46.My friendship is like an Onion which has many layers in it,
It will add taste to your life,
But if you try to cut it, You will have tears in your eyes...

47.SMILE IS LIGHTING SYSTEM OF THE FACE,
COOLING SYSTEM OF A MIND AND WARMING SYSTEM FOR HEART
SO KEEP SMILING ALL THE DAY. GOOD MORNING....

48.One day u'll B surprised 2 C ME beside U. U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

49.I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its kind 
of  hard for me to forget u.
Every night u appear in my dreams,
And I find my self shouting.....
GHOST !!!
GHOST !!!

50.Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart
that will always beat for you!
you know whose??
....Your own stupid!!!

51.Dear Subscriber, we regret to say that the validity
for your roaming is over and you have to return back to Zoo.
Our van is on the way to catch you!!!

52.God created ME to be ur friend. He picked ME out from all the REST
coz he knows I am ...
well one of the BEST.
AHEM !!
don't argue with God now  

53.If I was To Done anything in this world ?
I would Be Your Tears !!!
So I Can Be In Ur Heart,
Born In Your eyes,
Live On your Cheeks, &
Die On Ur Lips.............

54.True friends are those 
Who Care without hesitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!

55.Science has proved that Sugar melts in water,
So please don't walk in rain,
otherwise I will lose such a SWEET friend like U

57.When people start to go away from U,
Nobody seem to come near U...and everyone ignores,
U must think that its time to take BATH!!!

58.My eyes-miss U,
My feels-Love U,
My hand-Need U,
My mind-Calls U,
My Herat-just 4 U,
My life is yours,
I'll die without U,
I Love U......Romeo told this to Juliet!!

59.I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realized it was my reflection.