1.Uski yaad mein main ban gaya baraf ka gola
Uski yaad mein main ban gaya baraf ka gola
Aur vo boli....Thanda matlab Coca Cola!!

2.kis kis ko yaad kijiye 
kis kis ko royiye
Aaram aachi cheez hai 
muh dhak ke soyiye!!

3.Mujeh diye zhakhmo ki tumeh aisi saza mile,
Mujeh diye zhakhmo ki tumeh aisi saza mile,
ki tumeh zor se aayi ho SUSU aur tumeh karne ki jagah na mile!!

4.Aa kar meri majar par Tune Jo muskura Diya,
Bijliya kadak uthi kafan jala diya
Jeete ji na poocha darde dil ka hal
yaha bhi satane aa gaye kisne pata bata diya!

5.Yeh na socha tha uski galli ke chakkar lagaane se pehle
Yeh na socha tha uski galli ke chakkar lagaane se pehle
ki uska Daddy danda le kar aa jayega Bike bhagaane se pehle!!

6.Tere dar par sanam hazaar bar aayenge
Tere dar par sanam hazaar bar aayenge
bell bajayenge, aur bhaag jayenge..

7.Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna
Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna
don't u worry ……surf excel hai na!

8.Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

9.Door se dekha to pani baras raha tha,
Door se dekha to pani baras raha tha,
pass gaye to bheeg gaye!!

10.Door se dekha to kuch nahi tha,
Door se dekha to kuch nahi tha,
pass ja kar dekha to kuch bhiiii nahi tha!!